I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON

[Cainad (dec.)]

HOT DAMN and it's got motherfucking strawberries! Fuck yeah!

[Elder Iptuous]

had to be done

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like waffles, but I make them every Saturday.

You can't cook with waffle grease. E/O/T.

[Jenne]

The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

  My family had the same reaction--bacon may not be on the menu with the poor turducken...just for the sake of general consensus.  But I still LURV the idear.

[Marshal Applewhite]

No hoorays for bacon tits?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seen 'em.

[Suu]

This thread hurts my feelings. 

[East Coast Hustle]

The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.

[Manta Obscura]

I read through this whole thread, and the only thing it made me think was, "Damn, I have to go pick up a few pounds of bacon after work."

Pigs are the delicious Swiss Army knives of animals.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.

Hey, don't accuse me of even contemplating doing something so heinous.


...what's the best way?

[LMNO]

Deep fry that motherfucker.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I've never had deep-fried turkey.   

[LMNO]

It is a thing of beauty.  And danger.

So naturally, I went to a deep-fryed turkey party that included 3 vats of boiling oil, 5 turkeys, and 12 bottles of various single-malt scotch.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Neither have I, but I would like to.

[AFK]

I can back up LMNO on this.  Deep fried turkey is w1n.  The trick is to get to the head of the line when they carve the thing up.  The pieces with skin are obvioulsy going to be the best.