I AM THE 110%!!!!!!!!!!

[rong]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
BUT IT NOT ONLY MADE ME WANT TO START THIS THREAD, IT MADE ME DO IT IN
ALL CAPS USING TEXT SIZE TO PUT EVEN GREATER EMPHASIS ON THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED "ALL CAPS"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hitting the sauce early I see.

[Faust]

Thanks for making another thread, it's definitely what was wanted and couldn't possibly make things worse.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I AM POSTING IN DIS HERE FREAD.

THAT IS ALL.  YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED ASSBAGGERY.

[rong]

Fwiw I'm stone cold sober this evening.  Taking a break from cooking a bunch of food and trying to root my phone.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What is the purpose of this annoying thread then?

It's dildoes, I tell you, DILDOES.

[Phox]

TWid, it's rong. I have long since given up hope of rong being a functional person. I'm going with semi-functional automaton with a broken wind-up key. That or Welsh.

[rong]

I get the feeling maybe there was a surplus of stupid new threads today?

I think the renaming of Apple talk may be inspiring folks to be less serious lately.

As for this thread, I saw some statistics at the end of Alty's (i think it was Alty's, anyway) 99.9999999% thread and it made me think of a "we are the 110%" movement to tie in with the notion that one should work hard and give 110% but I could think of a way to further crystalize the idea, so, instead of shitting up Alty's thread with a non sequitor, I started this one instead.  Hoping someone else might like the idea, but also be able to flesh out some ideas in lower case letters.

[rong]

TWid, it's rong. I have long since given up hope of rong being a functional person. I'm going with semi-functional automaton with a broken wind-up key. That or Welsh.

THAT WOULD HURT MY FEELINGS IF I HAD ANY

HA HA HA

[Phox]

TWid, it's rong. I have long since given up hope of rong being a functional person. I'm going with semi-functional automaton with a broken wind-up key. That or Welsh.

THAT WOULD HURT MY FEELINGS IF I HAD ANY

HA HA HA

So, it's Welsh then? This why we can't have nice things. See, and thanks to Coyote, I was starting to think positively of the Welsh, then YOU come a long and BOOM! nRight back to square fucking one! Or, if you'd rather it in Welsh: "Hawl yn ôl i sgwâr ffycin one"

SEE THAT INCOMPREHENSIBLE GIBBERISH YOU MADE ME SPEW, ASSHOLE! THIS IS WHY THE WELSH NEEED TO BE PERSECUTED! THEY CALL THAT A FUCKING LANGUAGE!

I mean that's not even pronounceable if you have six tongues, eight sets of vocal chords, and five mouths! And I thought English was bad, Jesus Christ on a Sheep Fucking Cracker. 

[rong]

Nope, not Welsh.

Although, while in Cork, my wife and I met a guy who claimed to be Welsh.  He seemed nice enough.  He said he worked for Sinead O'Connor's dad.

That was 6 years ago and I haven't experienced any symptoms of Welsh exposure.  I assumed I'm through the incubation period.  Can EWS (Exposed to Welsh Syndrome) go into a dormant state? I regularly consume alcohol as a purgation agent.  Should I up the frequency?

[Don Coyote]

TWid, it's rong. I have long since given up hope of rong being a functional person. I'm going with semi-functional automaton with a broken wind-up key. That or Welsh.

THAT WOULD HURT MY FEELINGS IF I HAD ANY

HA HA HA

So, it's Welsh then? This why we can't have nice things. See, and thanks to Coyote, I was starting to think positively of the Welsh, then YOU come a long and BOOM! nRight back to square fucking one! Or, if you'd rather it in Welsh: "Hawl yn ôl i sgwâr ffycin one"

SEE THAT INCOMPREHENSIBLE GIBBERISH YOU MADE ME SPEW, ASSHOLE! THIS IS WHY THE WELSH NEEED TO BE PERSECUTED! THEY CALL THAT A FUCKING LANGUAGE!

I mean that's not even pronounceable if you have six tongues, eight sets of vocal chords, and five mouths! And I thought English was bad, Jesus Christ on a Sheep Fucking Cracker. 

FUCK YOU!!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Although, while in Cork, my wife and I met a guy who claimed to be Welsh.

If you were able to understand what he was saying, he was neither Welsh, nor from Cork. I say spy.

That was 6 years ago and I haven't experienced any symptoms of Welsh exposure.  I assumed I'm through the incubation period.  Can EWS (Exposed to Welsh Syndrome) go into a dormant state? I regularly consume alcohol as a purgation agent.  Should I up the frequency?

No.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I get the feeling maybe there was a surplus of stupid new threads today?

I think the renaming of Apple talk may be inspiring folks to be less serious lately.

As for this thread, I saw some statistics at the end of Alty's (i think it was Alty's, anyway) 99.9999999% thread and it made me think of a "we are the 110%" movement to tie in with the notion that one should work hard and give 110% but I could think of a way to further crystalize the idea, so, instead of shitting up Alty's thread with a non sequitor, I started this one instead.  Hoping someone else might like the idea, but also be able to flesh out some ideas in lower case letters.

It's not that, rong.

It's just another part of what seems to be a pattern of you throwing out an idea in a way that makes absolutely no sense to anyone. You're almost as bad as Yatto sometimes.

[Salty]

As the author of that OP I can safely say you may not want to use it as a starting off point, it was kind of crap. This is worse, but that one was pretty awful. I mean, that OP was a horrible shit stain on epic magnitude, a skidmark that never leaves your nastiest pair of underwear that smells so awful that you get vertigo and puke every time you walk within 5 feet of your laundry basket making it impossible to clean the damned things so you can get on with your life.

But this thread is worse than that.

Still better than the weather threads though...so there's that.