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Started by Doktor Howl, September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM

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Luna

#105
September 06, 2011, 06:46:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 06, 2011, 03:02:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:53:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on September 06, 2011, 03:46:11 AM
Aaaargh I can't believe I missed the deadline! I needed an idea for Halloween; my creativity has run completely dry.

What deadline?  Betcha Dok will hook you up. 

The 24-hour mark. Now my assignment will have +5 Horribleness.

No, I said I will assign one within 24 hours of your post.

You will be an oompaloompa.

Lemonaid.  Keyboard.  Bad combination.

I can nor wait for that pic.   :lulz:
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#106
September 06, 2011, 08:39:39 PM
Posting.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cainad (dec.)

#107
September 06, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 06, 2011, 03:02:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:53:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on September 06, 2011, 03:46:11 AM
Aaaargh I can't believe I missed the deadline! I needed an idea for Halloween; my creativity has run completely dry.

What deadline?  Betcha Dok will hook you up. 

The 24-hour mark. Now my assignment will have +5 Horribleness.

No, I said I will assign one within 24 hours of your post.

You will be an oompaloompa.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I see now, my reading comprehension was tanked last night. Thanks!

Nephew Twiddleton

#108
October 13, 2011, 06:59:31 PM
Bump. I never got my assignment.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#109
October 13, 2011, 07:04:26 PM
I GOT THE SORD.....

Doktor Howl

#110
October 13, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 13, 2011, 06:59:31 PM
Bump. I never got my assignment.

You will go as Pope Ratzinger.

But you will act like emperor Palpatine.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

#111
October 13, 2011, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 10:15:16 PM
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:

Dude, that's not good......  I told you to go with the higher grade silicon and not the fucking gummy bears.....

Zombie.  Wiff extra gore.

Dear Dok;

I am in no way complaining about my costume assignment.  In fact, I was rather looking forward to it as the #2 son was going to be a zombie as well.  However, it has come about that I will be chaperoning the dance at the kid's school.  It is a combined event with another school and there is future date potential.  May I humbly request something a bit more ummmm attractive?  Pretty pretty please!!!

Sincerely,
Khara  :)

Doktor Howl

#112
October 13, 2011, 08:04:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on October 13, 2011, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 10:15:16 PM
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:

Dude, that's not good......  I told you to go with the higher grade silicon and not the fucking gummy bears.....

Zombie.  Wiff extra gore.

Dear Dok;

I am in no way complaining about my costume assignment.  In fact, I was rather looking forward to it as the #2 son was going to be a zombie as well.  However, it has come about that I will be chaperoning the dance at the kid's school.  It is a combined event with another school and there is future date potential.  May I humbly request something a bit more ummmm attractive?  Pretty pretty please!!!

Sincerely,
Khara  :)

What could be more attractive than a zombie?
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#113
October 13, 2011, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 13, 2011, 06:59:31 PM
Bump. I never got my assignment.

You will go as Pope Ratzinger.

But you will act like emperor Palpatine.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

trix

#114
October 13, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Que?
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Doktor Howl

#115
October 13, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Molon Lube

trix

#116
October 13, 2011, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
:horrormirth:

But I thought the point of Halloween was to dress DIFFERENTLY?
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Nephew Twiddleton

#117
October 13, 2011, 08:57:04 PM
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
:horrormirth:

But I thought the point of Halloween was to dress DIFFERENTLY?

No. The point is to eat lots of candy in the name of Satan or something. The costumes are just attempts to attract the opposite sex. Consider the attendees of any Halloween party.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#118
October 13, 2011, 08:58:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

:lulz:

I was hoping you'd say Trix Rabbit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

trix

#119
October 13, 2011, 09:16:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 13, 2011, 08:58:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
Quote from: trix on October 13, 2011, 08:23:46 PM
Que?

Easy.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

:lulz:

I was hoping you'd say Trix Rabbit.

Zoinks!  Not sure I coulda pulled that one off.
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.
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