Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:05:19 AM

Title: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:05:19 AM
Quote from: mistress meimei
Roger here.  Freeky has graciously allowed me to use her PM to talk to you, so I don't have to bother regging an account, giving up the ID of my clone accounts, or giving you public traffic.

1.  You and I both know that Docktor X isn't me, because I'm not in Toronto, and "he" isn't using a proxy.  You, however, ARE in Toronto, and the 3 votes in your favor are you and your two sock puppets.

2.  You persist in this lie, among others (IE, the Fomentor business), and lack the cojones to talk to me about it directly.

3.  The above being the case, I just wanted to let you know that - as of now - it is now too late to repair the situation, period.  From this point forward, my only motivation with regard to you is to wreck this board and make you as miserable as possible.  This is not a temporary situation. 

4.  Also, given your fucking lies, all bets are off, all agreements void, NO HOLDS BARRED.  Consider our earlier arrangement out the window, you piece of shit.  Enjoy the flood of perverts and barbarians that should start arriving next week or so.  You might consider disabling images, though, as some of their games can be pretty ugly.  Turning off registration won't help, of course, as I have alt accounts here stretching back years.

Any instances of hacking, DDoS'ing, posting of child pornography, giving of computer accounts to hackers - or anybody who has not been authorised to use this computer system, will be promptly sent to the relevant authorities.  Since you've already confessed, this should be interesting.

What you're proposing is illegal.

Or.  You know.  PD could stop trolling EB&G immediately, leave us just the fuck alone, and de-escalate what was some petty-nothing fight, before lives are ruined.

Yours, mate.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 06:08:14 AM
Okay. Destroy this rat fucker. Even if what he's saying is bullshit, he needs to go down.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:09:26 AM
Now CU is directly posting PMs on PD.

Here's a hint, dumbfuck:  Giving my account to someone isn't illegal.  What THEY do with it is their responsibility.  That's what IPs are for.

Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 06:12:15 AM
QuoteNow CU is directly posting PMs on PD.

Here's a hint, dumbfuck:  Giving my account to someone isn't illegal.  What THEY do with it is their responsibility.  That's what IPs are for.

Doesn't matter. He's posting PMs and threatening to go running to the cops if we hurt his precious widdle board. Place needs burned to the ground and salted.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:13:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 30, 2011, 06:12:15 AM
QuoteNow CU is directly posting PMs on PD.

Here's a hint, dumbfuck:  Giving my account to someone isn't illegal.  What THEY do with it is their responsibility.  That's what IPs are for.

Doesn't matter. He's posting PMs and threatening to go running to the cops if we hurt his precious widdle board. Place needs burned to the ground and salted.

Yep.  This is actually worse than Fomentor, IMO.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:15:30 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:05:19 AM
Quote from: mistress meimei
Roger here.  Freeky has graciously allowed me to use her PM to talk to you, so I don't have to bother regging an account, giving up the ID of my clone accounts, or giving you public traffic.

1.  You and I both know that Docktor X isn't me, because I'm not in Toronto, and "he" isn't using a proxy.  You, however, ARE in Toronto, and the 3 votes in your favor are you and your two sock puppets.

2.  You persist in this lie, among others (IE, the Fomentor business), and lack the cojones to talk to me about it directly.

3.  The above being the case, I just wanted to let you know that - as of now - it is now too late to repair the situation, period.  From this point forward, my only motivation with regard to you is to wreck this board and make you as miserable as possible.  This is not a temporary situation. 

4.  Also, given your fucking lies, all bets are off, all agreements void, NO HOLDS BARRED.  Consider our earlier arrangement out the window, you piece of shit.  Enjoy the flood of perverts and barbarians that should start arriving next week or so.  You might consider disabling images, though, as some of their games can be pretty ugly.  Turning off registration won't help, of course, as I have alt accounts here stretching back years.

Any instances of hacking, DDoS'ing, posting of child pornography, giving of computer accounts to hackers - or anybody who has not been authorised to use this computer system, will be promptly sent to the relevant authorities.  Since you've already confessed, this should be interesting.

What you're proposing is illegal.

Or.  You know.  PD could stop trolling EB&G immediately, leave us just the fuck alone, and de-escalate what was some petty-nothing fight, before lives are ruined.

Yours, mate.

Quoted so it can't be erased.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 06:16:40 AM
QuoteYep.  This is actually worse than Fomentor, IMO.

Yeah, it's worse. Bastard's threatening people with legal action. Even if he doesn't have a leg to stand on legally, that's taking it too far.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:17:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 30, 2011, 06:16:40 AM
QuoteYep.  This is actually worse than Fomentor, IMO.

Yeah, it's worse. Bastard's threatening people with legal action. Even if he doesn't have a leg to stand on legally, that's taking it too far.

Of course it is.  Also, publishing PMs.

As far as I am concerned, the rules that we as Discordians live and troll by no longer protect CU.  Anything goes.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 06:20:43 AM
Now I'm really glad someone posted his face for WOMP's in the other thread.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Freeky on April 30, 2011, 06:21:50 AM
Christ, what an asshole.

Fucking CU. :lulz:
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:22:04 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 30, 2011, 06:20:43 AM
Now I'm really glad someone posted his face for WOMP's in the other thread.

Actually, I have a disproportionately nasty use for that.

Since it's my move and all.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 06:22:56 AM
Quote
Actually, I have a disproportionately nasty use for that.

Since it's my move and all.

Oh, this is going to be good.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:24:55 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 30, 2011, 06:22:56 AM
Quote
Actually, I have a disproportionately nasty use for that.

Since it's my move and all.

Oh, this is going to be good.

Well, it's not going to be posted here, unfortunately.  This isn't going to be a WOMP.

But I might be convinced to link to it.   :lulz:
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 06:26:57 AM
Quote
Well, it's not going to be posted here, unfortunately.  This isn't going to be a WOMP.

But I might be convinced to link to it.

Do it, please.

I've got my own plans, WOMPs mainly. Maybe something special if I get any ideas.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Telarus on April 30, 2011, 06:32:57 AM
to CU:

You seriously don't get that the only people here willing to fuck with you are people you have personally pissed off, do you?

Cut the US vs Them shit out right the fuck now, before you actually piss off the rest of the uninvolved with these displays of ungrounded paranoia aimed in "the community's" direction.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:38:02 AM
Just ran CU's IP, by the way.

It's the same address as "Docktor X".
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Freeky on April 30, 2011, 06:39:12 AM
WAY TO BE AN HERO CU! :lulz:
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:42:17 AM
He is also "*****" here.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:44:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:17:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 30, 2011, 06:16:40 AM
QuoteYep.  This is actually worse than Fomentor, IMO.

Yeah, it's worse. Bastard's threatening people with legal action. Even if he doesn't have a leg to stand on legally, that's taking it too far.

Of course it is.  Also, publishing PMs.

As far as I am concerned, the rules that we as Discordians live and troll by no longer protect CU.  Anything goes.

Well here now, you said all bets are off between you and I.  Did you mean it or not?  Was that not supposed to include PM's?  Waa much?

Now you're granting that license to everybody else?  Who do you think you are - The Discordian Pope?

I've posted more original Discordian content on EB&G in the last three months than you have in the last year.  But that counts for nothing - I'm not really a real a Discordian any more, according to you.

Unbelievable.

This is the story we have here - disgruntled admin, recently fired, uses backdoors he carefully nurtured to undermine the security of the site, leaking confidential data.  Caught because he bragged about it on internet forum.
:lulz:


Question - when is enough?  Because I'm not stopping - every bully is a coward in the end - and you have more to lose than me.

Leave me and EB&G alone.

Please.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:44:55 AM
Captain Utopia is also the one who sent me the screen shot about Cram, at least the one that had me upset.

I have of course apologized to Cram and explained the situation.  He hasn't answered, but hell, I wouldn't.  Considering who I got it from and all.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Telarus on April 30, 2011, 06:48:05 AM
This is beginning to reek of Westboro Baptist tactics.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:48:12 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:44:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:17:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 30, 2011, 06:16:40 AM
QuoteYep.  This is actually worse than Fomentor, IMO.

Yeah, it's worse. Bastard's threatening people with legal action. Even if he doesn't have a leg to stand on legally, that's taking it too far.

Of course it is.  Also, publishing PMs.

As far as I am concerned, the rules that we as Discordians live and troll by no longer protect CU.  Anything goes.

Well here now, you said all bets are off between you and I.  Did you mean it or not?  Was that not supposed to include PM's?  Waa much?

Now you're granting that license to everybody else?  Who do you think you are - The Discordian Pope?

I've posted more original Discordian content on EB&G in the last three months than you have in the last year.  But that counts for nothing - I'm not really a real a Discordian any more, according to you.

Unbelievable.

This is the story we have here - disgruntled admin, recently fired, uses backdoors he carefully nurtured to undermine the security of the site, leaking confidential data.  Caught because he bragged about it on internet forum.
:lulz:


Question - when is enough?  Because I'm not stopping - every bully is a coward in the end - and you have more to lose than me.

Leave me and EB&G alone.

Please.

I have precisely nothing to lose, here.  My boss is aware of this assjobbery, and thinks it's fucking hilarious.  So NOTHING is enough - because you have nothing to threaten me with - until you're gone for good, EB&G is a 404 error, and your name is used as a slur.

You see, I TRIED to leave you alone, but you had to make up the Docktor X account and keep the drama going.

ANYTHING GOES, CU.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:49:26 AM
Quote from: Telarus on April 30, 2011, 06:48:05 AM
This is beginning to reek of Westboro Baptist tactics.

He's also recycling his posts from ECH to me, and making vague threats concerning IP addresses and IRL shit, such as employers.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:56:32 AM
Lie.

If you drop it.  I drop it.  I don't trust you.  You've just given me absolutely no reason to.

I want to end this.

How?
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:57:09 AM
What's funny about all of this is that he is operating on incomplete information, and it's going to bite him, hard.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:01:01 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 06:56:32 AM
Lie.

If you drop it.  I drop it.  I don't trust you.  You've just given me absolutely no reason to.

I want to end this.

How?

You are Docktor X.  You know it, and I know it.  Both IPs resolve to the same residence.

Here's how you end it.  You close down EB&G, and never, ever return to PD.  After that last series of bullshit that you posted, I no longer trust you to any extent whatsoever, because any level of truce at all is an admission of weakness to you, a chance to slip the knife in.

But I know something you don't, CU, and after that nasty little implied threat concerning "more to lose", I'm not talking, I'm making arrangements.  Things are about to become a tragic series of misunderstandings.  I'll explain to you on your very own board, in PM.  You'll see why when you read it.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:05:48 AM
Wait.  CU, your wife's REAL NAME is *****?   :lulz:  Is that what you're saying?
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:06:10 AM
I don't want no trouble, mister.

You win.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:06:40 AM
Oh - but please do remove all references to her username.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:07:00 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:06:10 AM
I don't want no trouble, mister.

You win.

What's this PI business?  What PI have I published?
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:12:34 AM
Okay - nothing.  Thanks.  My mistake.

And, somewhat randomly also, I had no proof that you were Docktor X, just a strong suspicion.  Sorry for acting like I had proof.

No more posting/trolling here from me.  I've learned my mistake.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:12:34 AM
Okay - nothing.  Thanks.  My mistake.

And, somewhat randomly also, I had no proof that you were Docktor X, just a strong suspicion.  Sorry for acting like I had proof.

No more posting/trolling here from me.  I've learned my mistake.

You are fucking Docktor X.  And I expect that Goddamn lie on your board notice screen to be corrected.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:17:21 AM
The lie about you leaking my wifes PI?  Okay - consider it gone.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:17:21 AM
The lie about you leaking my wifes PI?  Okay - consider it gone.

Yes, that lie.  Her screen name is not PI.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:21:11 AM
Okay, asshole, that does it.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Captain Utopia on April 30, 2011, 07:24:34 AM
 :?
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 30, 2011, 07:25:32 AM
(http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/BackhoeA.jpg)
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 07:28:52 AM
Better.  Now, never speak to me or about me again, and everyone's fucking happy. 

Situation over, as long as you leave it that way.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Wizard on April 30, 2011, 07:35:43 AM
Okay. I'll stop producing WOMPs then.

Fair enough.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:37:17 PM
In case anybody needs this, at some point http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002044498020
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Adios on April 30, 2011, 05:04:42 PM
I told you he has gone completely insane.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 06:30:50 PM
He's gone power mad and all it took was assmin at a board that most people live out their whole lives never knowing about.  :magick:
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?

Honestly?  I think he's going to wait a while, then come back for some elaborate revenge.

But I'm not worried, so I'll let him have the first shot.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 30, 2011, 07:37:44 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Litter%20Box/Hechosepoorly.jpg)
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2011, 08:13:01 PM
I'd like to remind everyone that, under the principles of e-democracy, everyone's recent actions have been completely permissible.

Guess it DOES have a good use...
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Cain on April 30, 2011, 08:22:07 PM
Under the commonly understood principles of e-prime somnuball actions undertaken by everyone seem in my subjective opinion to be permitted.  Maybe.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Adios on April 30, 2011, 08:30:27 PM
One thing I do know is that creative free thinking people will not allow themselves to be controlled or coerced in any way. As it should be.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Cain on July 28, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?

Honestly?  I think he's going to wait a while, then come back for some elaborate revenge.

But I'm not worried, so I'll let him have the first shot.

Achievement Unlocked: Prophecy comes to Pass
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 28, 2011, 06:46:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?

Honestly?  I think he's going to wait a while, then come back for some elaborate revenge.

But I'm not worried, so I'll let him have the first shot.

Achievement Unlocked: Prophecy comes to Pass

:sigh: Yeeaahhhp
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Freeky on July 28, 2011, 06:56:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?

Honestly?  I think he's going to wait a while, then come back for some elaborate revenge.

But I'm not worried, so I'll let him have the first shot.

Achievement Unlocked: Prophecy comes to Pass

It's like TGRR was a Holy Man who knew things man was not meant wot of!
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 28, 2011, 07:39:27 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2011, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?

Honestly?  I think he's going to wait a while, then come back for some elaborate revenge.

But I'm not worried, so I'll let him have the first shot.

Achievement Unlocked: Prophecy comes to Pass

:lulz:

Roger is a Holy Man.
Title: Re: War! Zzzz. Etc.
Post by: Jenne on July 28, 2011, 02:05:37 PM
I'm just glad I slept through it all.  What exciting times were to be had at ol' EB&G...