ITT : WE MAKE TOAST AUSSIE STYLE

[NotPublished]

OK SPAGS, YOU GUYS ARE MY ONLY ENTERTAINMENT SOURCE FOR TONIGHT!

ANYWAY I AM THE MASTER AT MAKING TOAST.


Ingredients

1x Toast
1x Toaster
1x Mum (Mom for American equivalent)


1) Get Bread


2) GET APPROX 2 BREADSLICE NO MORE NO LESS (IGNORE MOLD ITS SAFE EAT IT)


3) STARE AT TOASTER. TRY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOUR STRUGGLING


4) GENTLY EASE YOUR WAY INTO SLOT. IF JAMMED, REINSERT AGAIN GENTLY OTHERWISE MUM WILL GET MAD


5) CHECK PD FORUMS



6) GET WARNING FROM ANGRY MUM THAT YOUR TOAST IS BURNING
  TOAST BURNING!!!
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7) FAIL MISREABLY THEN BIN IT.


8) GET MUM TO MAKE YOU PROPER FOOD ! Or make cereal or take out! CAUSE WTF IS TOAST SERIOUSLY?

ENJOY!

Remember the more you struggle, the better food you get!

[Eater of Clowns]

4) GENTLY EASE YOUR WAY INTO SLOT. IF JAMMED, REINSERT AGAIN GENTLY OTHERWISE MUM WILL GET MAD

NP, just, ugh.

[Eater of Clowns]

This does make me think we need an epic cooking disaster thread.  If I were at all coherent enough to take a picture following a rage fueled cooking fuckup I could populate that shit in a day.

[NotPublished]

I really did burn toast thanks to PD I have a bad habbit sometimes that I get impatient while waiting for food to cook I just wonder away thinking it'll be good

DISASTER THREAD IS GOOD! I AM A HORRENDOUS COOK =[ If I cook for friends, atleast 3 of them will complain

[Rumckle]

That doesn't look too burnt, just scrape the surface a bit and throw some vegemite on it. You can't taste whether the toast is burnt or not when you put vegemite on it.

[NotPublished]

I only like my veg when toast is around light-medium (then possibly leave it wrapped in aluminium - dw I'm weird like that, I just think it tastes better after its been wrapped in alunimium for around 5 ~ 10 minutes xD)

Mum used to do it when I was younger

[Requia ☣]

don't you have toasters that pop the toast up when its done in Oz?

[Rumckle]

Nope, we only got toasters 8 months ago.

In fact, I'm jealous of NP, I'm still cooking my toast over a fire in my living room.

[Dr. Paes]

Nope, we only got toasters 8 months ago.

In fact, I'm jealous of NP, I'm still cooking my toast over a fire in my living room.

You Australians have all the luck...
Fire. A living room. Living in New Zealand I have to toast bread by rubbing it between my hands and heating it with friction.

[NotPublished]

Hey! Ned Kelly invented Fire don't go dissing your privledges NZ! 
We can easily take it away!

[Triple Zero]

Nope, we only got toasters 8 months ago.

In fact, I'm jealous of NP, I'm still cooking my toast over a fire in my living room.

You Australians have all the luck...
Fire. A living room. Living in New Zealand I have to toast bread by rubbing it between my hands and heating it with friction.

Pah!! You bunch of spoiled brats have friction???

We Belgians have too much eel pr0n to have friction. We have to coat a parabolic gloryhole with the shine of unspeakable gloop and hold the bread in the focal point. Not to toast even, just to stop it from being a dank floppy spunge before our elderly try to mate with it.

[Kai]

 

Oh you silly aw-seas.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I love teh vegimite.
It kicks Marmite's arse. Mek it with cheese and seeded loaf in toasted sandwich maker and I'm all toast:1fap:

And I'm a Brit!

Aussie born ex of my best male friend introduced me to it. I'm so lucky it is stocked nearby.

[Rumckle]

It also goes well with tomato.

[bob-o]

rye toast with butter = WIN

open-top toasters = FAIL

BOB-O