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Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, June 28, 2011, 11:40:52 PM

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Adios

I'm pretty sure there are a couple of my wild oats out there. One was a beautiful little girl named Destiny. Her mother was married, so I had to butt out.

Nephew Twiddleton

My policy is aint gonna happen until i have a stable career. Fortunately all of my romantic interests over the years agreed with that.
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Doktor Howl

I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.
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Adios

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
My policy is aint gonna happen until i have a stable career. Fortunately all of my romantic interests over the years agreed with that.

Well, I was 16, she was 26, I barely knew where to put the damn thing.  :lulz:

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.

At least you're not Welsh.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:43:43 PM
If you breed with anb irishman the kidneys will have a higher abv.

YES.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
But it takes so long to grow a baby. And generally its only one a year. Its not like planting tomatoes or something.

Twid
approves of the turn this thread has taken.
True, true. But the price of a well-bred youngling is far greater than you would guess. Did you know a choice cut of  toddler goes from anywhere between $50 and and $200 a pound? And if you know the right people, those figures can increase tenfold. I believe our friend Bad Beast has the proper connections to make that happen.

Now, I know what you are thinking: three years and all the costs associated with babies these days. Here's the trick: breast feeding and cloth diapers. These days about all you see is disposable diapers and formula, but tit's true, those things can be quite expensive. However, these are both innovative, and unnecessary. Similarly, avoid hospitals. Practicing midwives can still be found all over the place. while you're at it, if you intend on breeding for a career, it might be a wise investment to hire a wet nurse. Her services may be somewhat expensive at first, but in the long term, your product will be easier to manage with a professional feeder. And it leaves more time for working on the next shipment as well! You may also consider attaining a harem of female breeders. A single male breeder can service a sizable portion of females in a year. Even assuming one insemination per week, you have 52 potential children to raise for consumption. And Twid, let's be honest, you're a virile, healthy man. You can probably go at least 2 twice a day...

Jenne

I guess I'm a dago-ex-fundie-kraut-mick-redskinned-uppity-bitch married to a sand-dwelling camel jockey haji.

Jenne


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:01:25 AM
Oh and a breeder twice over!

I had two, then I had a doctor shoot me in the junk with a laser.

Dok,
Had two because he didn't want three.
Molon Lube

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.
You know, Roger, while we're discussing this, I remember hearing that the Crown was offering a pretty sum for Cornish rebel heads. Is that bounty still good?

Phox,
Shameless profiteering ITT.

Adios

Quote from: Jenne on July 01, 2011, 12:01:02 AM
I guess I'm a dago-ex-fundie-kraut-mick-redskinned-uppity-bitch married to a sand-dwelling camel jockey haji.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9b-8C5RO...re=related


:lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

Phox i cant disagree with your math.

Oh jonathan swift will your horrormirthy legacy never end?

:lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 01, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 11:49:48 PM
I am a hateful old Cornish cunt from a long line of hateful Cornish cunts.
You know, Roger, while we're discussing this, I remember hearing that the Crown was offering a pretty sum for Cornish rebel heads. Is that bounty still good?

Phox,
Shameless profiteering ITT.

Yes.

Come get it.

(14th & Minna, baggie for teef, etc, etc)
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 10:51:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 10:49:14 PM
Potato sucking ex-papist breeder here i guess.

Twid,
jokingly responding to charley

Half-breed drunken broke down geritol setter here.



Drunk prairie nigger mud girl treefucking breeder slut, myself.  :lulz:

:cringe:

Nigel wins.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS