UNLIMITED Wizard Joseph Garbage Collection Thread.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Oh I'm not apologizing. The fact that the Joseph who posted CP in IRC and the Joseph who reg'd on PD an hour later have different IPs does not convince me that they're different people.  (if I was going around the net posting CP, I'd use a proxy too) Essentially I still think it's too much of a coincidence and do not trust the guy.

I figure that if Joseph is the same jerk who posted CP in IRC, he'll probably suck in other ways too and everything will work itself out.

And if I'm wrong, which is possible, Joseph will eventually reveal himself to be a pretty cool guy. I'm open to this outcome, but I'm not going to be dancing around a maypole with him while I make up my mind.

Greetings Cramulus.

Again, I'm not asking. It's for similar reasons and also my own sense of honor.  Consider this though.  I'm openly building a business in the sex products industry.  I have both business and ethical reasons for doing it.  There is no benefit for me in such activities considering my goal in this.  I gave my real name and other information to this Doktor Howl guy I don't know in an attempt to prove this.  Wanna know me? Wanna see the realish me and how my friends and I interact to satisfy your mind? then get it from Howl.  Then friend me on FB or something.  If you choose to, then I prefer that you please use your name but won't demand it.  Just send a message in the request. whatever you  wanna say as code for whatever this place means to you.  With respect, this is not an offer of personal friendship.  This is me submitting to personal Surveillance to end this particularly nasty waste.  (same for you DoKtor, I said look so look until you're more than 100% if you wish)

I'm not a blameless person, but you should know that I live in a fashion befitting an Upright primate.

I also know better than to put my nuts on the table if I don't have winning cards in hand.


T.W. Joseph

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You seem to like the idea of putting your nuts on the table. Don't do that. People eat there. It's unsanitary. You might get crumbs in your pubes.

[Cramulus]

CRAM!  We need WOMP! 

A THOUSAND METRIC SHIT-TONS OF BUTTHURT!

pass

Greetings Cramulus.

that's all very nice and all, but no, we're not going to be friends on facebook,

Like I said, I could be wrong, in which case it would be dickbag of me to keep bringing it up

you just keep doing what you're doing,
you probably won't hear from me

[East Coast Hustle]

I dunno....I'm still suspicious.

After all, "Joseph" is a terribly uncommon name.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whether or not he posted CP, he keeps posting his own "look at me" crap all over the board. He's dumb, boring, unoriginal, and a waste of time.

[The Wizard Joseph]

You seem to like the idea of putting your nuts on the table. Don't do that. People eat there. It's unsanitary. You might get crumbs in your pubes.

I assure you that I do not.  That said a crab's gotta eat too.

[The Wizard Joseph]

CRAM!  We need WOMP! 

A THOUSAND METRIC SHIT-TONS OF BUTTHURT!

pass

Greetings Cramulus.

that's all very nice and all, but no, we're not going to be friends on facebook,

Like I said, I could be wrong, in which case it would be dickbag of me to keep bringing it up

you just keep doing what you're doing,
you probably won't hear from me

Good enough then.  I have no personal issue with you and would have done what you did in such shitty circumstances, just perhaps sooner.  Or more personally with surprise elements.  Whatever tho it's over enough for me.

As for hearing from me it's clear that I'm an interloper here... even to me.  I'm done posting anything(outside my own threads) for a bit except perhaps mittens or anything more than a line or so of text.  Not about you guys.  Clearly I need my eyes here more than my mouth.

as for a thousand metric shit tons of butthurt... if that's a threat find me!  You can Dok.  Circumstances forced me to let you.  If you do look me in the eye before you change the nature of our conflict.  Personally sorry my shit offends you, but if you mean something by this and come after me, my site, my stuff, my friends, or any other thing in my life I have no cover.  I don't want it.  Didn't think I'd need it when I came here and started posting, then this shit happened. 

I'll be chillin' under the scope.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My god, you're a fucking idiot. How long have you been on the internet, since Tuesday? Even my eight-year-old knows that butthurt is something you do to yourself. And you have, massively. That's what that means, butthurt boy.

[Phox]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

It's not supposed to hurt.

[Phox]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

It's not supposed to hurt.

Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

It's not supposed to hurt.

Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   

I'm playing the straight man.

[Phox]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

It's not supposed to hurt.

Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   

I'm playing the straight man.

Oh, well. Joke roont. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

It's not supposed to hurt.

Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   

I'm playing the straight man.

Oh, well. Joke roont. 

OR IS IT?

[Phox]

butthurt is something you do to yourself.

So... does this mean I've been doing it wrong? 

On the other hand, the decision between KY and Astroglide is no longer going to haunt me at night.

Phox,
Is at least a polite butthurter.

It's not supposed to hurt.

Not sure if that was a joke fail on me or you're playing along to well. Either way, I got nothing.   

I'm playing the straight man.

Oh, well. Joke roont. 

OR IS IT?

I still have an armor-plated dick, so It still might work.