ATTN: BLEACHERS

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dammit Nigel.

Fucking wavelength. Or Quantumz. Or something.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING

I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?

porn stars

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING

I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?

porn stars

That's valid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dammit Nigel.

Fucking wavelength. Or Quantumz. Or something.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".

[Don Coyote]

I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".

AHAHAHAHAGAHAGHAGHGHGHGH! 

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I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".

I'd put money on it.

[Lies]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

You're Murrkin too?

Twid,
Gas, Fire, Lulz

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Yeah, or else some other factor in growing up in what is widely acknowledged as the most racist country in the world outside of India triggered your sudden appetite to find racial epithets.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Yeah, or else some other factor in growing up in what is widely acknowledged as the most racist country in the world outside of India triggered your sudden appetite to find racial epithets.

Wasn't going to bring it up but yeah, Australia has a pretty bad rep.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

[Lies]

Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.

I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.

And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.

Sorry to hear your head shrank.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.

Yeah, or else some other factor in growing up in what is widely acknowledged as the most racist country in the world outside of India triggered your sudden appetite to find racial epithets.

Uhhh... as far as we australians are aware, Murrica is one the most racist countries in the world.
Lets see... where I live, there are- Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, Sudanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Germans, Italians, Greeks and fuck loads of others that I can't be bothered listing.
I get along just fine with all of them and love them all.

No, I'm not going to bother explaining to you people that
a. I'm not a racist and
b. This whole thing is just a parody on racism.

I'm going to give you people more credit then having to spell it out for you, because I know you guys ain't stupid, you just all seem to have concluded something that is stupidly untrue based on things you don't know much about.

I can't believe you people are taking this so seriously.
I thought I made it bleedingly obvious this was a pisstake on racism.

[Lies]

Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.

Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?

Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.

I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.

Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME