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Started by LHX, March 05, 2007, 08:37:45 PM

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Haiku thread should be published as-is

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

What kind of monthly columns would you see in a Discordian magazine?


I imagine the letters to the editor would be quite hilarious.

AFK

I think an "interview" piece would be good.  Kind of in the spirit of the interviews publishined in the PD, but mixed with the flare of the Enrico Salazar show. 
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hunter s.durden

Quote from: triple zero on March 06, 2007, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 06, 2007, 02:32:51 PMWe have a winner!

stop it with the congratulatory posts, you. i was being sarcastic.


grrrrr.



Your soooo right dude!

Quote from: SillyCybin on March 06, 2007, 02:52:51 PM
Haiku thread should be published as-is

We first must leak to the CIA that imbeded in  the haikus is our manifesto and ultimate plan. That should keep 'em busy for a while.
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LHX

neat hell

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Cool idea for the Discordian factions shout-out, but I can't decide which I am out of mahadgeueckwal, noob, philosophical, asshat, and pineal. Probly a bit of everything. Also, Tim Bowen (Rev. St. Ol' Boy Floats - ohmyeris.com) is putting out a Discordian interviews book in the summer, featuring Stang/Adam Gorightly/DrJohn and a few of the more well known Internet Discordians. Might be worth talking to him.
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I think we should get cracking on this. I don't know how I missed this thread the first time around, but it's a really good idea.

we are SO awesome.
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We ARE awesome aren't we!  :lol:

This is an extremely interesting idea. I have a smattering of HTML epxerience, a little bit of design layout ability, and I can be longwinded - probably a place in there for me  8) Whatever I can do to help out I'm game for. For a long, long time now I've just been working up to doing something that lasts, that might make a broader impact. Now I want to actually DO something that makes an impact. I'm definitely interested.

Do we want this to be something like an on-line magazine, something that's both on-line and hard copy, strictly hard copy? If it has a web component, it should include art/music/writings that aren't necessarily part of the main topic-debate focus in a separate section. Many of us have artistic leanings, and self-promotion is always a powerful draw to get people to contribute to something they might otherwise avoid.
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Word up - I'm still down with this sickness.

For reference and catchup's sake, some of the discussion about this took place in the magazine thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11843.0

LHX

working
working
working


will be bombarding PD with more bullshit on the regular re-commencing April 21, 2007


possibly even sooner


i am going to push for sooner
neat hell

Triple Zero

Quote from: SillyCybin on March 06, 2007, 02:52:51 PMHaiku thread should be published as-is

i'm working on this.

i just extracted 2261 haikus from the thread (and things that "look like a haiku") [using python regular expressions, the modern variant of "army of trained monkeys"]

the idea is to present the user/audience with, oh, say about 200 haikus per second.
subjecting them to a 10 second experience of "ultimate haiku overdose"

which will hopefully show them what sort of nonsensical line-noise the majority of haikus actually are.

(my medium will be HTML with javascript)
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html

about 2000 haikus, in about 10 seconds, with some japanese painting and soothing colours.

(on an elvis fansite hoster)

(tested on Opera9 and Firefox1.5)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

if i got time, and the feeling for it, i'll add motion blur :twisted:
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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