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...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, June 12, 2010, 04:37:39 AM

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Jasper

Made me smile.  I may be deeply single and in the middle of a record dry spell, but at least I'm not locked up in a cage raping frogs.

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Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 03:33:55 AM
Made me smile.  I may be deeply single and in the middle of a record dry spell, but at least I'm not locked up in a cage raping frogs.

:lulz:

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BadBeast

That frog is just trying to give her Tads an evolutionary boost.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

Actual funny youtube comment: "someone told him it will turn in to a beautiful woman chimp if he rapes it"

Also that is pretty horrible. I dunno what to think of it though. Is this normal behaviour for a monkey? Would they do this in the wild too, or do they resort to frog-raping because of caged boredom?

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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P3nT4gR4m

It's what biologists call a "symbiotic relationship" The monkey gets his balls emptied and the frog gets some much needed protein  :lulz:

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BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 09:35:47 AM
is it too soon to bump this thread?

well you did it anyways...

I havent watched it *mutters something about trying to save the download limit.

President Television

Relax, he doesn't rape it in the eye socket. Which is what I thought of when I read the title of this thread.
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Captain Utopia


Nice try.  I don't think this is ever coming off the list of things I really don't need to see.

fogukaup

bahahaha now thats the way I like to celebrate 4th of July

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Captain Utopia on July 04, 2010, 03:39:28 PM

Nice try.  I don't think this is ever coming off the list of things I really don't need to see.

Such a list should not exist.


Captain Utopia

It's a short list.  It has Goatse and stuff like that video of the american soldier being beheaded.  "Tubgirl" was on it until  :x  and sweet baby jesus, I hope to see nothing like that again.

Elder Iptuous

Cap'n, the goal of folks like us is to get folks like you to see shit like this.

...you're on the losing side of that battle.

join us.

President Television

Quote from: Captain Utopia on July 06, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
It's a short list.  It has Goatse and stuff like that video of the american soldier being beheaded.  "Tubgirl" was on it until  :x  and sweet baby jesus, I hope to see nothing like that again.

Goatse is actually pretty damn tame and I, for one, am apalled that you have never seen it.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.