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ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 04, 2013, 06:09:20 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

Necrotic
Orkadians
Who
Heave
Excrement
Rather
Exhuberantly

That there are many of them is indicative of our referring to her as "All of the Nigels."
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

"Nowhere" is where you can hide from her/them/THEY.

"Nowhere" is where your soul goes once she separates it from your body because she pried that little nugget of goo out of your carcass fair and square, buster. If you wanted it to go somewhere like 'heaven' then you should have had such a soft, fleshy outer layer wrapped around it. That shit is nothing to dig through when there's a dress made of razor blades and buzz saw blades to wield.

Finders keepers, motherfucker.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote


Pæs


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

N is for Nice, which Nigel is Not.
O is for "Ouch", which you'll be saying a lot.
W is for When, as in "When will you let me die?"
H is for Hidden, and covered in lye.
E is for Eyes -- I'll give yours to Cordelia.
R is for Ruptured (it's a bit of a philia).
E is for "Eeeeeeee!", the last sound you'll hear.

Now stop asking questions before I prolapse your rear.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 05, 2013, 10:52:40 PM
N is for Nice, which Nigel is Not.
O is for "Ouch", which you'll be saying a lot.
W is for When, as in "When will you let me die?"
H is for Hidden, and covered in lye.
E is for Eyes -- I'll give yours to Cordelia.
R is for Ruptured (it's a bit of a philia).
E is for "Eeeeeeee!", the last sound you'll hear.

Molon Lube

LMNO


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny


Night
Of
Watching
Her
Eviscerate...
Reptiles
Eeeeek!

.... creepy mind-lazor thoughts, all your fault Nigel  :argh!:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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