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ITT: Things that are Holy About Payne

Started by Cramulus, February 08, 2012, 01:52:15 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#45
February 10, 2012, 12:28:39 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:29:51 AM
Payne is capable of blowing his load while thinking about maggie thatcher.

This is proof of omnipotence.

I'd forgotten about that. I cackled when I read this post.


Payne is still disturbed by that. He may be omnipotent but he's not sick.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
February 10, 2012, 12:29:40 AM
Quote from: Pixie on February 10, 2012, 12:28:39 AM
He may be omnipotent but he's not sick.

I'd argue that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#47
February 10, 2012, 02:32:00 AM
Quote from: Pixie on February 10, 2012, 12:28:39 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:29:51 AM
Payne is capable of blowing his load while thinking about maggie thatcher.

This is proof of omnipotence.

I'd forgotten about that. I cackled when I read this post.


Payne is still disturbed by that. He may be omnipotent but he's not sick.

You could helpfully provide a photo...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cainad (dec.)

#48
February 10, 2012, 07:29:58 PM
It is impossible to determine the origins of Payne, because he does not have an origin story. The Universe literally could not come up with a sufficiently Epic and Holy series of events to explain the existence of Payne. So He simply exists, in sheer defiance of causality.
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