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mixchd

#2775
May 17, 2008, 09:48:01 PM
:d-cap sneak attack:
swift slice, felix feels nothing
not even regret

nt: scientology advertisement
Time.... this intangible field we live within.  This thing with no face, but that of moving hands and shuffling numbers.  We don't own it, it owns us.  We're like it's pets, like hamsters in a hamster wheel, running... running... running... The only rest we get is sleep, but then that is interrupted too... by alarms... on clocks... that tell TIME!
=====Koan==============================================================
A CUP OF TEA
Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2776
May 18, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 15, 2008, 11:56:05 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 15, 2008, 11:52:05 PM
Heard of this disease?
It is facetiously long.
Use "Silicosis"

NT: Richard Gere
:mittens:
:fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#2777
May 19, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
I wanted a snack
I went to the fridge, alas
It had run away

nt:  the door is a jar
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

e

#2778
May 19, 2008, 06:06:54 PM
When's a door not one?
Physic'lly impossible!
Yet, the jam was good.

(GET IT?  DOOR JAM!?!?)

NT: Marlowe on Mars

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2779
May 19, 2008, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 19, 2008, 06:06:54 PM
When's a door not one?
Physic'lly impossible!
Yet, the jam was good.

(GET IT?  DOOR JAM!?!?)

NT: Marlowe on Mars

A red wine is nice,
goes well with the rocks and dust.
Oh, you said Marlowe!

NT: Bob Ross
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2780
May 19, 2008, 06:47:20 PM Last Edit: May 19, 2008, 06:49:50 PM by Padre Pataphoros
Happy fucking trees!
It's your world, see it.  Paint it.
This guy sedates me.

Next: jujubes
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

Chairman Risus

#2781
May 20, 2008, 02:53:05 AM
It's how those bagel
eaters get into your banks...
We'll find their "jew tubes"

NT: Useless Super powers.

Bu🤠ns

#2782
May 20, 2008, 08:16:51 AM
hay whats with those nails!
MY NAME STARTS WITH 'I' NOT 'T'
I'LL BE BACK, BITCHES!

beeflog

Cainad (dec.)

#2783
May 21, 2008, 04:41:43 AM
Captain's log, Stardate...
Ofuk, it's a beef log now.
Um, the steak was good?

NT: U2

e

#2784
May 21, 2008, 04:50:18 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2008, 04:41:43 AM
Captain's log, Stardate...
Ofuk, it's a beef log now.
Um, the steak was good?

NT: U2

Interesting, because I parsed it as "Bee Flog"

Cainad (dec.)

#2785
May 21, 2008, 04:55:04 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 21, 2008, 04:50:18 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2008, 04:41:43 AM
Captain's log, Stardate...
Ofuk, it's a beef log now.
Um, the steak was good?

NT: U2

Interesting, because I parsed it as "Bee Flog"

Hmm, while my parsing involves meat and is thus worth more points, I must admit that the concept of flogging bees is sickly amusing. Being a good sport, I shall make another haiku to honor your parsing:

Buzz, buzz, whack, whack, whack!
See pollen-covered legs twitch
Where's my honey, bitch?

NT: U2

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2786
May 21, 2008, 05:49:31 AM
"Can I borrow five
syllables?"  "FU," he said.
I yelled, "FU2!"


Next: Dancing Lunch Ladies
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

e

#2787
May 21, 2008, 06:03:52 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2008, 04:55:04 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 21, 2008, 04:50:18 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2008, 04:41:43 AM
Captain's log, Stardate...
Ofuk, it's a beef log now.
Um, the steak was good?

NT: U2

Interesting, because I parsed it as "Bee Flog"

Hmm, while my parsing involves meat and is thus worth more points, I must admit that the concept of flogging bees is sickly amusing. Being a good sport, I shall make another haiku to honor your parsing:

Buzz, buzz, whack, whack, whack!
See pollen-covered legs twitch
Where's my honey, bitch?

NT: U2

:lulz:  Nice. 

It's Eric the half-a-bee!

e

#2788
May 21, 2008, 06:05:24 AM
Erotic lunchtime,
We thought it would be great fun,
'til pubes in the soup.

NT: falling chandeliers

Richter

#2789
May 21, 2008, 03:30:09 PM
No mere teabagging
Will satisfy my hating
Need stand - in for balls

NT: The Littlest Lesbian (a children's book)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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