Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm not posting simply because I ripped out my thumbnail by mistake, and typing makes me wince.

This is great, since one of my jobs involves a contracted 10 hours a week of typing.

Ouch, shit.  I did that once.  Left index finger.  Tore that bugger right off.

[Cain]

Mine's not all off..but half of the left hand side of my right thumb is.  Unfortunately, when I type I instictively use that thumb for the spacebar and...well, yeah.  I've wiped more blood off my laptop than I'm strictly comfortable with, at this stage.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Mine's not all off..but half of the left hand side of my right thumb is.  Unfortunately, when I type I instictively use that thumb for the spacebar and...well, yeah.  I've wiped more blood off my laptop than I'm strictly comfortable with, at this stage.

Wrap it in gauze, under a smear of bactine, to keep the gauze from sticking.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not posting simply because I ripped out my thumbnail by mistake, and typing makes me wince.

This is great, since one of my jobs involves a contracted 10 hours a week of typing.

Jesus. 

[Cain]

Wrap it in gauze, under a smear of bactine, to keep the gauze from sticking.

Thanks.  Unfortunately, no gauze at all.  I ran it under a cold tap for a bit and left it alone overnight, which seems to have done the trick.  Still hurts like hell whenever I hit the spacebar, though.

Jesus. 

I have a real talent for ripping my thumbnails off.  As you may or may not recall, I did something similar about 4 months back.

[Cain]

....And I've just stabbed my other thumb with a name label pin.  I'm pretty sure I hit the bone.

What's got two thumbs and goes "argh" when trying to do the "who's got two thumbs and somethingorother" gag-

Argh!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Just a few more weeks.

My ex told me he is going around telling people that the other night, when I went to the kitchen for some ice and he was standing in there naked, I looked at him like he was going to rape me. And how insensitive that makes me.

I have no idea what night this was supppsed to be. When he told me this is what he was telling others it led to a very stupid discussion wherein I said I didn't think he'd do that and he replied by asking me what was wrong with him disrespecting my boundaries if I wasn't worried about rape.

I told him he was seriously fucked up and needed therapy. Then he asked if we were still friends. I left.

Later, I asked my roommate about the convo since he said he told her. She says that convo never happened.

So he is making stuff up to talk to me about rape.

Good to know.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Sorry about your thumbs, Cain. That sounds shitty.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

....And I've just stabbed my other thumb with a name label pin.  I'm pretty sure I hit the bone.

What's got two thumbs and goes "argh" when trying to do the "who's got two thumbs and somethingorother" gag-

Argh!

Dude! What's the deal with you and your thumbs?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just a few more weeks.

My ex told me he is going around telling people that the other night, when I went to the kitchen for some ice and he was standing in there naked, I looked at him like he was going to rape me. And how insensitive that makes me.

I have no idea what night this was supppsed to be. When he told me this is what he was telling others it led to a very stupid discussion wherein I said I didn't think he'd do that and he replied by asking me what was wrong with him disrespecting my boundaries if I wasn't worried about rape.

I told him he was seriously fucked up and needed therapy. Then he asked if we were still friends. I left.

Later, I asked my roommate about the convo since he said he told her. She says that convo never happened.

So he is making stuff up to talk to me about rape.

Good to know.

Your ex is a psycho asshole.

[Cain]

....And I've just stabbed my other thumb with a name label pin.  I'm pretty sure I hit the bone.

What's got two thumbs and goes "argh" when trying to do the "who's got two thumbs and somethingorother" gag-

Argh!

Dude! What's the deal with you and your thumbs?

They're the source of all our ills.  Once they became opposable, everything went to shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

....And I've just stabbed my other thumb with a name label pin.  I'm pretty sure I hit the bone.

What's got two thumbs and goes "argh" when trying to do the "who's got two thumbs and somethingorother" gag-

Argh!

Dude! What's the deal with you and your thumbs?

They're the source of all our ills.  Once they became opposable, everything went to shit.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Just a few more weeks.

My ex told me he is going around telling people that the other night, when I went to the kitchen for some ice and he was standing in there naked, I looked at him like he was going to rape me. And how insensitive that makes me.

I have no idea what night this was supppsed to be. When he told me this is what he was telling others it led to a very stupid discussion wherein I said I didn't think he'd do that and he replied by asking me what was wrong with him disrespecting my boundaries if I wasn't worried about rape.

I told him he was seriously fucked up and needed therapy. Then he asked if we were still friends. I left.

Later, I asked my roommate about the convo since he said he told her. She says that convo never happened.

So he is making stuff up to talk to me about rape.

Good to know.

Your ex is a psycho asshole.

see heres where i'd stock up on pepper spray and tazers. And knives, lots of knives.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

As of Yesterday i am now a YMCA afterschool Program Leader! Hopefully between this and my tutoring job I can start saving to move out of my family's place.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Congrats, man.