23 Things to Amuse Yourself While You Wait

[P3nT4gR4m]

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[stromcrow]

That robot thing reminds me of an elementary school trauma I had.

What if you are mentally handicapped and visiting an integration class, but no one told you? So you just believe you,Äôre like the other kids. Would you be able to figure it out? Would at some point your parents say you,Äôre old enough now and explain to you that you,Äôre complete nuts?

I never came to any conclusion and thus decided to forget about the thought.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

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[Jenne]

THESE would be cute in the magazine.  Just saying.

Great work, SC.

[AFK]

I agree.  We have to have a comic section. 

[Cramulus]

Yeah dude these keep kicking ass! I love the trippy happy faces


nitpick: spellcheck the word Excellent, last bubble

[P3nT4gR4m]

'Excelliant' chosen from a whole host of other possibilities to help signify alien language, subtly diferent from our own.

[Cramulus]

ah I see. It looks like a typo because its the only misspelling I caught. Might want to play it up a bit more.

Wouldn't it be funny if aliens arrived and they spoke in l33t or Tubular Surfer Dudespeak?

[P3nT4gR4m]

By the way this comic is intended as a precursor to the lLollercaust manifesto. (kinda half finished) which I'll prolly work into the same format. I'm kinda hesitant about doing this, since it's somebody elses idea but, since I never heard anything about it other than the name I figure - What the hell - I like the word. It inspires a kinda mood in me that's fun to explore. I added the silent 'l' just so you know it's Cybin lLollercaust (think Crowleys Magique) and came up with this shit...

Welcome to the lollercaust, it's the last thing you'll ever laugh at. Everything after this will be a anticlimax, somewhere between a smile and a chortle but make no mistake the belly laugh starts now. Right now our evil minions are drunk behind the wheel of an information processing technology capable or processing fuck only knows how many million or trillion pieces of information per second and none of you bastards are making it out of here alive.

Right now we got an army of trained monkeys, ready to go up against any superpower, dictatorship, bananna republic and civilian population center that takes our fancy. And guess what? This aint no ransom note - our tubes have been fired up, the trucks loaded and this shit is coming your way in t-minus. Listen out for the sirens. When you hear the air attack warning, closely followed by the savage hooting of a million fully armed, fully trained and fully psychotic simians do not prepare to survive. Do whatever it is you feel like doing with the last couple of minutes of your life cos this is it, buddy. It's the end of the fucking world!

The guns are locked, loaded and aimed, guns so big you could ride an elephant along them, full off bullets to match - bullets that'll take out an area the size of a small country, in the blink of an eye and lay waste to an area ten times that in no more than a couple of weeks. There's a button that sets the whole thing off. It's a great big red flashing one, with a glass cover just like you see in the movies. The glass cover is locked and tamperproof but, here's the punchline - the button presses itself.

"Who the fuck would build such a machine?", you're probably wondering.

"Who are resonsible?"

The answer is simple

God are.

God have become aware that there are robots, disguised as humans, living amongst humans.

God are instigating the lLollercaust in order to expose the robots.

The lLollercaust will make all real people die laughing.

Only the robots will survive.

Those who are still alive after the lLollercaust will be punished by God's wraths.

[Cramulus]

A few scattered thoughts:

• Llollercaust reminds me of my old Spanish teacher saying TWO Ls LIKE A Y over and over again... like Yoyercaust. Mm, that's fun to pronounce. Maybe  Lawyercaust


• I'd play down the "this is going to make you laugh" angle, which personally makes me go "oh yeah??"


• robot infiltration is a great theme. I have a rant about how the Robot Revolution is going to be the sexxxiest revolution since Women's Lib. I should really pen that down.


• Tangent: I'd love to see more satire on the spelling of Magic with a K. Like a pamphlet advising Wiccans to start spelling it Wikkans or something, to differentiate their true paganism from the pop-pagan fad. Payghanism. Bhroomstix. Blessetbee.

[Cain]

Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.

[Jenne]

for Silly!  Great work!  Keep up the lulz!

[DJRubberducky]

Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.

Oh hell yes it is!  I mean, it looks like a spurting penis and everything! :P

[P3nT4gR4m]

Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.

Oh hell yes it is!  I mean, it looks like a spurting penis and everything! :P

Freud woulda had a fucking field day with you