OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[LMNO]

EVERYONE MUST USE STANDING DESK.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

EVERYONE MUST USE STANDING DESK.

STANDING DESK ENCOURAGES GOOD POSTURE, WHICH IS FORBIDDEN FOR ALL EMPLOYEES BENEATH THE RANK OF SALARIED SUPERVISOR.

[Doktor Howl]

EVERYONE MUST USE STANDING DESK.

STANDING DESK ENCOURAGES GOOD POSTURE, WHICH IS FORBIDDEN FOR ALL EMPLOYEES BENEATH THE RANK OF SALARIED SUPERVISOR.

All of this has obviously caused me to take this place less than seriously.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Do you know where you're off to next, and do you plan on staying put until the explosions are finished?

[Doktor Howl]

Do you know where you're off to next, and do you plan on staying put until the explosions are finished?

Yeah, a vendor has made a pretty sweet offer.  Still in Tucson, obviously. 

[Junkenstein]

EVERYONE MUST USE STANDING DESK.

STANDING DESK ENCOURAGES GOOD POSTURE, WHICH IS FORBIDDEN FOR ALL EMPLOYEES BENEATH THE RANK OF SALARIED SUPERVISOR.

Standing desk looks like it may retract which would possibly make it squatting or kneeling desk. This would assist in differentiation of ranks of employees, particularly based on time served. Long term but low level employees may work themselves up to say the level of "Hunchback desk" with potential fully realised by ergonomic mouse/etc. placement to ensure minimal usability and maximum inconvenience for all workers.

Bringing your own desk is naturally verboten and against company morale.

As far as I can see, it's an open invitation to fuck with someone to the largest possible degree. Agree and assist her to death.

[Eater of Clowns]

I just found this on the note taking app on my phone.

"The clock that waits. It has not stopped it has arrived."

[Cain]

IT ARRIVES!

[axod]

IT ALLIVES ARREADY!

[Doktor Howl]

I just found this on the note taking app on my phone.

"The clock that waits. It has not stopped it has arrived."

When it does, Silent Nigel will speak.

And you know what that means.

[axod]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have just been informed that nobody beneath the rank of salaried supervisor shall have chairs with armrests.

I am not kidding.  I have been directed to purchase chairs without armrests to replace any such chairs in my department that are not used by me.

I responded affirmatively, and accidentally copied everyone in the North American system.

What the hell is her malfunction?

We're losing money, and she's responsible yet has no means to alter the situation.  She has wobbled off the track and is desperately spinning in circles.  It's kind of awesome to watch, like watching the Titanic hit the iceberg over and over and over again.

She thought Jim's job would be easy.   

She's also telling me HOW to fix things.  I am complying with a smile.  It's not a pleasant smile, but it's still a smile, and that's what counts.

This made me very happy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have just been informed that nobody beneath the rank of salaried supervisor shall have chairs with armrests.

I am not kidding.  I have been directed to purchase chairs without armrests to replace any such chairs in my department that are not used by me.

I responded affirmatively, and accidentally copied everyone in the North American system.

She finally has the power she's always wanted. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just found this on the note taking app on my phone.

"The clock that waits. It has not stopped it has arrived."

When it does, Silent Nigel will speak.

And you know what that means.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-a-leading-authority-on-what-shouldnt-be-in-p,35922/?hc_location=ufi

NAILED IT.