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THE PDCOM STANDARD REPOSITORY OF COMMONLY EXPRESSED GRIEVANCES

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, September 24, 2012, 05:38:11 AM

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THE PDCOM STANDARD REPOSITORY OF COMMONLY EXPRESSED GRIEVANCES

Q. YOU GUYS ALL THINK THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME AND HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES, ETC.

A. PD is a community and one of the foremost indicator of communities is Groupthink. As special as we all are, this place is no exception to that rule. As an outsider, you are going to encounter this more often and more intensely than the Regulars and Old-Timers do. Maybe that's because we tune a lot of it out, or because we've been here longer than you and we know where our differences are. There are actually numerous deep differences in the opinions, tactics, and philosophies among the people here, it's just that you are new and haven't gotten to know any of us well enough to know what they are. Just stick around for a while and you may witness one of our frequent Civil Wars.


Q. ROGER AND/OR NIGEL HAS/HAVE A SECRET MIND-CONTROL LASER ARRAY IN A SATELLITE THAT FORCES EVERYONE TO WORSHIP HIM/HER/THEM.

A. That's actually true, but we don't talk about it because it spoils the mystery.


Q. LOL I WAS JUST JOKING WHY YOU GUYS STILL HATE ME?

A. It isn't that hard to tell the difference between a "joke" and a horribly failed argument or statement that someone refuses to own up to. You're not fooling anybody with your "OH, YOU THOUGHT I SAID JEWS? NO I SAID BLUES. I HATE THE BLUES" shit. Also, even if it were a joke, it was a bad one, and as you'll learn after you've lurked moar, it is far, far better to admit being an asshole than to admit having an awful sense of humor.


Q. YOU GUYS AREN'T "DISCORDIAN" ENOUGH.

A. (Read this in your best Gene Wilder Meme voice) - Oh, you want us to be Discordian? Tell us again how it isn't Discordian to be something you didn't expect.


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Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

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Murmur

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"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Signora Pæsior

Dammit, I thought I was worshipping Nigel of my own free will  :cry:
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tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Verbal Mike

Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

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Q. THE SEARCH THING DON'T WORK!

A. Google, being like a full-time, serious career-search-engine, seems to do a decent job of it.

Just enter the search term followed by "site:.principiadiscordia.com"
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

AFK

Q.  THE PUNS, THE PUNS, DEAR LORD THE PUNS!


A.  Suck it up buttercup, OR, send me $49.95 in monthly installments.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

I want to complain about something.  Some days PD almost seems like it wasn't set up for my convenience, almost as if it were not MY Discordia.  I find this to be very, very unfair, and if something isn't done about it, you can rest assured that I will bellow out my complaints on my Facebook status, just to let the entire world know how terribly, terribly hurt you have made me feel.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 24, 2012, 04:14:06 PM
I want to complain about something.  Some days PD almost seems like it wasn't set up for my convenience, almost as if it were not MY Discordia.  I find this to be very, very unfair, and if something isn't done about it, you can rest assured that I will bellow out my complaints on my Facebook status, just to let the entire world know how terribly, terribly hurt you have made me feel.



In other words, we're doing our jobs right. Thanks for the compliment!

Now go back to the end of the line, and think up something new to complain about for your next trip past the ticket counter.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Luna

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2012, 01:22:24 PM
Q.  THE PUNS, THE PUNS, DEAR LORD THE PUNS!


A.  Suck it up buttercup, OR, send me $49.95 in monthly installments.

* Note:  This will not stop the puns, at least not for any longer than it'll take RWHN to get to the bank and back each month.  Less time than that, if he's got his smartphone with him.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

Or I'll just step up production to make up for lost time.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.