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I always thought YAY-son Wabashay.

 

I'ma have to go with Von Melee.

Uh uh...betting isn't until Friday.

Oh. Then I will have to think hard about it.

 

I'ma have to go with Von Melee.

you DO know what a Derringer is, right?

it's a single-shot (sometimes two shots in a double-barrel configuration) palm-sized pistol that is meant to ONLY be used at point-blank range.

If you can miss your target when your gun is jammed into the target's guts, well, evolution does not favor you.

Yes, I know what a derringer is. It doesn't matter, when someone is in a life-or-death situation all sorts of shit happens. It's not a simple as you make it sound. That aside, I would trust a derringer much less than I would trust a revolver in terms of reliability and in terms of accidental discharge.

The attitude that just because it's a derringer anyone ought to be able to carry it around safely and be able to use it properly if they absolutely had to is irresponsible. It's still a gun and shouldn't be in the hands of someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

you missed the part where there's no excuse for not knowing some basic firearm safety in this day and age. Especially since they're not tricky mechanisms, everything you need to know about them in terms of minimizing risk to yourself is pretty much common sense. Remember, I'm not addressing the world at large, this is advice specifically tailored for the superior mutants at PD.com. Also, if the situation truly is life or death, I fail to see how you're better off with a non-lethal way of defending yourself from someone who may very well be trying to kill you.

You have a good point, but disliking firearms for mre than home defense =/= not knowing how to use a firearm. I could use some practice with a revolver (last time I picked on up and pretended to aim it I had one hand on the barrel in front of the chambers), but I know quite a bit about gun safety in general.

Plus, there's nothing quite as satisfying to those raging monkey urges than bashing something with a hard stick.

My one weakness! How did you know?!

*dies*

Your other weakness, you mean.

The other one is about 5'8" and has red hair.   

Shutyourwhoremouth. 

[HOW?!]

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?

Ho ho!

Uhhh... Maybe...

You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.

This may take several tries. :C I'm not even sure this is possible!

Horrible and rude.

But... But... HOW?!

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?

Ho ho!

Uhhh... Maybe...

You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.

This may take several tries. :C I'm not even sure this is possible!

My one weakness! How did you know?!

*dies*

I, uh... I cast a bigger magic missile.

On what? It's dark.

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Mwuahaha. I do have the arm socks.

LMNO: Body glitter is a must. And yes... I have some.

Tee hee!

Mistress Freeky,
"Tee hee" is about as evil as she gets.

Good advice, sir. Thanks.

I HAVE SHIELD CAST ON ME YOUR MAGIC MISSILE IS NEGATED!

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?

Ho ho!

Uhhh... Maybe...

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Freeky couldn't shoot anyone to save her own life.  It's just not in her programming.

She might if her monkey was threatened, of course.  But she'd be better off with bear spray or a spike.

If my monkey was threatened, all I'd need is my fucking TEETH.

I bet I could weild a hammer or other blunt instrument. It somehow doesn't seem the same as puncturing someone or blowing holes in them, bashing their skulls in.