So, you've finally had enough of our shit, and you're leaving peedee forever. Maybe we said something offensive. Maybe your best pal came on and we crapped on him or her for some reason or no reason at all. Maybe you're tired of us challenging your personal beliefs. Maybe you've finally grown weary of our horse-laughing at horrible things no decent person would bring up, let alone joke about. Or maybe there's just too much rock here, and not enough roll. Maybe "too much" was finally enough.
I wish you wouldn't leave, but I can't stop you.
But as you stride forward out into the world of the Pinkboys and the Greyfaces, be careful out there. They all SAY they're on your side, but they're not. They may speak to you in pleasing terms on Facebook or whatever, but they do one thing we won't do: They'll bullshit you. No matter how ugly this place gets, no matter how loud and angry we get, we have one redeeming virtue: We tell The Truth as we understand it. Not the beliefs we have of how the world OUGHT to be, or the world as we'd like to see it, if only people would be more reasonable. No. We talk about the world the way it IS.
And that can be kind of unpleasant, you know? Sure, the world SHOULD be pleasant. Water should have memory, so that we can cure cancer with a bottle of Evian. A viable 3rd party SHOULD exist. People SHOULD act in their own best interest. That sort of thing. But the world isn't like that, is it? No. The world is full of bad signal...And while we certainly don't have a lot of answers here, we try to stay in the habit of screening out bad signal. And that alone makes all the yelling and howling and butthurt and bouncing off the walls worthwhile. So when you go out into their world, to play their game, try not to let The Spider get you, okay?
And should you change your mind at some point, should you decide that this piranha pool has some value after all, come on back. We don't tend to rake people over the coals for returning from a flounce...Mostly because we've ALL done it, at one time or another. Being a rock n roller was never gonna be easy, after all, and people do get tired.
And if you SHOULD come back, remember to bring your grin. Remember to bring your Teeth With Which To Eat. Be sure to bring your screeching laughter, your cracked grin and crazy eyes, your over-the-top jabbering and flailing around...Because this is the future. Wherever we were going, well...We're here. And the future is far too important to take seriously.
That's all. Good luck out there.
Good advice. I feel like i should add something, but I believe you've thoroughly covered any point that has occurred to me. But I would like to say "Good luck, and come back soon" to all our missing friends.
Peedee: the only place on earth where you always know where you stand. Right away.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 02, 2012, 05:54:03 PM
Peedee: the only place on earth where you always know where you stand. Right away.
On your head. In the poop. Just like everyone else.
Difference is, we don't say we
like it.
Some of you get drama and leave. Some get quiet for awhile. There are only so many hold outs like this out there. Flounce or fade, there will always be a time to circle back.
There will be a light on. It might be Durden spit-roasting your teddy bear, but all the same...
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on November 02, 2012, 08:14:28 PM
Some of you get drama and leave. Some get quiet for awhile. There are only so many hold outs like this out there. Flounce or fade, there will always be a time to circle back.
There will be a light on. It might be Durden spit-roasting your teddy bear, but all the same...
:lulz:
I'm NEVERTM leaving PD forever again!
Until Tuesday.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 02, 2012, 07:07:03 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on November 02, 2012, 05:54:03 PM
Peedee: the only place on earth where you always know where you stand. Right away.
On your head. In the poop. Just like everyone else.
Difference is, we don't say we like it.
Indeed. :lol:
I feel in no hurry to take my boa and go.
I'm Not going 'nowhere' until glittersnatch visits me and personally apologises!
Lick it until you do!7/
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on November 13, 2012, 12:54:54 AM
I'm Not going 'nowhere' until glittersnatch visits me and personally apologises!
Lick it until you do!7/
The fuck?
You heard the man, lick it until you're ready to come and apologise in person.
I just consider this place all Hotel California-like.
You could even make a t-shirt that says waste of semen!
Thanks guys, I forgive you!
Quote from: DECI4 on November 23, 2012, 12:49:02 AM
Thanks guys, I forgive you!
Good. That means we can abuse you some more.
Repetitive Abuse Enjoyer ITT.
What I like about this place is that there's not (as far as I'm concerned) ego stroking. So there isn't really any superficial reason to stay--and that's exactly why I'm still here.
And im glad you are burns. You dont post much at least not from my perspective but i like you.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 24, 2012, 02:22:28 AM
And im glad you are burns. You dont post much at least not from my perspective but i like you.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE :argh!:
Actually I wish I had more time to read all of the content here. But I'm usually doing one thing or another and will pop in and out variously throughout the day. Truthfully, most of the folks around here tend to elucidate on topics so well that any further contribution from me would just be an echo.
:? I dont see what i did there...
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 24, 2012, 02:53:31 AM
:? I dont see what i did there...
I do.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on November 24, 2012, 02:19:35 AM
What I like about this place is that there's not (as far as I'm concerned) ego stroking. So there isn't really any superficial reason to stay--and that's exactly why I'm still here.
You stroked his ego. :wink:
:lulz:
Ah lol
Quote from: DECI4 on November 23, 2012, 12:49:02 AM
Thanks guys, I forgive you!
(http://i.imgur.com/HUJCq.png)
Quote from: Net on November 24, 2012, 09:31:30 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on November 23, 2012, 12:49:02 AM
Thanks guys, I forgive you!
(http://i.imgur.com/HUJCq.png)
April already?
But but but i just spent a little time at tvtropes! Oh man, i am soooo fired. I thought it was still 2012! ARE YOU TELLING ME I MISSED WORK FOR MONTHS?!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QaI-M9sxW4
I've missed you guys.
I need to stop being so busy and learn to look busy.
Slack... I've forgotten you. :sad:
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 17, 2013, 10:00:25 PM
I've missed you guys.
I need to stop being so busy and learn to look busy.
Slack... I've forgotten you. :sad:
SO HAPPY TO SEE SQUIDDY!!!!!!!!!!
I got side tracked by germanic reconstructionism. I thought it would be fun to be a viking, but the whole thing boils down to really complicated barbeques. Seriously, you ever been to an Asatru blot. No fun, the hell was I thinking....
Quote from: Malcolm on January 30, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
I got side tracked by germanic reconstructionism. I thought it would be fun to be a viking, but the whole thing boils down to really complicated barbeques. Seriously, you ever been to an Asatru blot. No fun, the hell was I thinking....
God, it seems like everybody's doing this these days. Joining the Sons of Norway and historical viking reenactment and shit.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 02:23:56 AM
God, it seems like everybody's doing this these days. Joining the Sons of Norway and historical viking reenactment and shit.
I know. I thought it would be all 'Rape and Pillage' not 'Read this' and 'You're doing it wrong'.
Neopagans. You're always doin it wrong. Especially with reconstructionists. Apparently, the ancient Vikings shoved massive sticks up their arses, you see....
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 02:23:56 AM
Quote from: Malcolm on January 30, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
I got side tracked by germanic reconstructionism. I thought it would be fun to be a viking, but the whole thing boils down to really complicated barbeques. Seriously, you ever been to an Asatru blot. No fun, the hell was I thinking....
God, it seems like everybody's doing this these days. Joining the Sons of Norway and historical viking reenactment and shit.
Norwegians aren't. We get drunk.
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2013, 09:35:49 AM
Neopagans. You're always doin it wrong. Especially with reconstructionists. Apparently, the ancient Vikings shoved massive sticks up their arses, you see....
Yes, but only sticks made from certain kinds of wood referenced in one obscure saga you've never heard about. Everyone is doing it wrong.
Quote from: Malcolm on January 30, 2013, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2013, 09:35:49 AM
Neopagans. You're always doin it wrong. Especially with reconstructionists. Apparently, the ancient Vikings shoved massive sticks up their arses, you see....
Yes, but only sticks made from certain kinds of wood referenced in one obscure saga you've never heard about. Everyone is doing it wrong.
:lulz:
I like this guy.
You might remember him back from the good old days on MW.
Speaking of which, the MW page on Facebook is hilarious. Lots of crying and confusion about the site being left to expire. Or, as they are explaining it, "down due to repeated hacking".
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on January 30, 2013, 12:25:05 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 02:23:56 AM
Quote from: Malcolm on January 30, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
I got side tracked by germanic reconstructionism. I thought it would be fun to be a viking, but the whole thing boils down to really complicated barbeques. Seriously, you ever been to an Asatru blot. No fun, the hell was I thinking....
God, it seems like everybody's doing this these days. Joining the Sons of Norway and historical viking reenactment and shit.
Norwegians aren't. We get drunk.
This is how I know I've been Norwegian
my entire life.
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
You might remember him back from the good old days on MW.
Speaking of which, the MW page on Facebook is hilarious. Lots of crying and confusion about the site being left to expire. Or, as they are explaining it, "down due to repeated hacking".
What do you want to be that not only was it not hacked even once, but that what really happened was that an admin accidentally the whole database while trying to delete something they didn't like?
Hmmm, suddenly I have an idea. BRB
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 09:21:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
You might remember him back from the good old days on MW.
Speaking of which, the MW page on Facebook is hilarious. Lots of crying and confusion about the site being left to expire. Or, as they are explaining it, "down due to repeated hacking".
What do you want to be that not only was it not hacked even once, but that what really happened was that an admin accidentally the whole database while trying to delete something they didn't like?
Almost certain.
That or the various VBulletin mods they used, which allowed them to monitor private communications of members and similar, created flaws in the forum, making it glitch out and crash.
That or Mol was too busy indulging in his meth habit and need to expose himself to strangers to remember to pay the bill on time.
I'm going for some mix of all three.
MW was actually hacked twice in December by some white hat hackers.
After the second time Mol went to their board and called them names, so they took off the white gloves.
He also never changed his damn password which let them immediately undo anything that was trying to fixed, thus he totally took the site down. Supposedly to work on it uninterrupted.
No communication since then about what's going on, but it's starting to be believed that he's just given up on it and the place isn't coming back. Or if it does it will be completely wiped and started from scratch.
It's like a bad soap opera you just can't stop watching.
Quote from: Cain on January 30, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
You might remember him back from the good old days on MW.
Speaking of which, the MW page on Facebook is hilarious. Lots of crying and confusion about the site being left to expire. Or, as they are explaining it, "down due to repeated hacking".
Not entirely sure I would refer to them as 'the good old days' but it was my first exposure to Discordians. What a train wreck that whole place was....but y'know. Everything gets you where you are. Man, that was years ago....
Quote from: Sita on January 31, 2013, 12:29:48 AM
MW was actually hacked twice in December by some white hat hackers.
After the second time Mol went to their board and called them names, so they took off the white gloves.
He also never changed his damn password which let them immediately undo anything that was trying to fixed, thus he totally took the site down. Supposedly to work on it uninterrupted.
No communication since then about what's going on, but it's starting to be believed that he's just given up on it and the place isn't coming back. Or if it does it will be completely wiped and started from scratch.
It's like a bad soap opera you just can't stop watching.
What hacker board? Link?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 06:18:42 AM
Quote from: Sita on January 31, 2013, 12:29:48 AM
MW was actually hacked twice in December by some white hat hackers.
After the second time Mol went to their board and called them names, so they took off the white gloves.
He also never changed his damn password which let them immediately undo anything that was trying to fixed, thus he totally took the site down. Supposedly to work on it uninterrupted.
No communication since then about what's going on, but it's starting to be believed that he's just given up on it and the place isn't coming back. Or if it does it will be completely wiped and started from scratch.
It's like a bad soap opera you just can't stop watching.
What hacker board? Link?
Don't have a link, but think they were called p0wersurge or something close to that.
I like them already. :lulz:
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 31, 2013, 08:35:36 PM
I like them already. :lulz:
I know, right? :lol: Good for them.
Quote from: Malcolm on January 30, 2013, 02:33:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 30, 2013, 02:23:56 AM
God, it seems like everybody's doing this these days. Joining the Sons of Norway and historical viking reenactment and shit.
I know. I thought it would be all 'Rape and Pillage' not 'Read this' and 'You're doing it wrong'.
Amen. My younger brother is big into Viking history and reenactment, but he's also a startup blacksmith. It's kind of become His Thing and far as I know he isn't a douche about it.
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
*pokes it with boot toe*
I think it's dead. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
After two months, I'm going to have to guess that they aren't very motivated to try to revive it.
The good news for those of us who take particular delight in trolling Pagans: A new one will pop up in its place. :lol:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
After two months, I'm going to have to guess that they aren't very motivated to try to revive it.
The good news for those of us who take particular delight in trolling Pagans: A new one will pop up in its place. :lol:
No doubt. Internet Paganism just seems to be too perfect a bin for collecting all kinds of spags into one place.
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2013, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
After two months, I'm going to have to guess that they aren't very motivated to try to revive it.
The good news for those of us who take particular delight in trolling Pagans: A new one will pop up in its place. :lol:
No doubt. Internet Paganism just seems to be too perfect a bin for collecting all kinds of spags into one place.
LOTS of power and hierarchy freaks flock to internet Paganism. It's like a wonderland of despicable people.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 08:10:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2013, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
After two months, I'm going to have to guess that they aren't very motivated to try to revive it.
The good news for those of us who take particular delight in trolling Pagans: A new one will pop up in its place. :lol:
No doubt. Internet Paganism just seems to be too perfect a bin for collecting all kinds of spags into one place.
LOTS of power and hierarchy freaks flock to internet Paganism. It's like a wonderland of despicable people.
It's Disneyland and Mardi Gras rolled into one.
For trolling. :lulz:
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 14, 2013, 08:13:53 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 08:10:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2013, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2013, 07:58:15 PM
Mysticwicks is still down :lol:
After two months, I'm going to have to guess that they aren't very motivated to try to revive it.
The good news for those of us who take particular delight in trolling Pagans: A new one will pop up in its place. :lol:
No doubt. Internet Paganism just seems to be too perfect a bin for collecting all kinds of spags into one place.
LOTS of power and hierarchy freaks flock to internet Paganism. It's like a wonderland of despicable people.
It's Disneyland and Mardi Gras rolled into one.
For trolling. :lulz:
They more or less troll themselves, because they're so eager to punish anyone who doesn't do the appropriate groveling and worship of the "Elders".
Suckers. One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained. Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge. It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:20:30 PM
Suckers. One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained. Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge. It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.
That day always seems to arrive sooner than you think. :lulz:
One day you're all muscles and vitality banging a hot piece of ass up against the side of a truck, and the next you're shambling down the hallway trying to figure out whether you peed yourself or whether that's just the normal leakage.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 09:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:20:30 PM
Suckers. One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained. Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge. It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.
That day always seems to arrive sooner than you think. :lulz:
One day you're all muscles and vitality banging a hot piece of ass up against the side of a truck, and the next you're shambling down the hallway trying to figure out whether you peed yourself or whether that's just the normal leakage.
You spend years fucking the chicken, and wake up one morning with the chicken fucking you.
Getting old ain't for sissies, after all.
But when I say "elder", I of course mean Pagan/Mormon style elders, who often don't have to shave yet, and haven't yet endured the wisdom-enhancing experience of a mass carbuncle outbreak. They are elders by virtue of their WISDOM, you see, and the fact that they are 130th generation strega (WTF is a strega, anyway?), and their power animal is a wolf or a fox or some other cute-yet-efficient predator.
Me, I'm still working my way up. I've reached "mayonaise" on the wisdom chart, and my power animal is the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint on Craycroft. However, after I take my next 5 online classes, which consist of spending $50 to be told "look it up" and "do the research, I haven't got time to explain everything to noobs",
I'll get wise real quick.I'll be a crone or a high priestess or maybe even a forum guide, and YOU SUCKERS will be sadly hitting F5 on the "You've been banned" screen.
JELLUS?
\
:hammer:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:41:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 09:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:20:30 PM
Suckers. One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained. Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge. It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.
That day always seems to arrive sooner than you think. :lulz:
One day you're all muscles and vitality banging a hot piece of ass up against the side of a truck, and the next you're shambling down the hallway trying to figure out whether you peed yourself or whether that's just the normal leakage.
You spend years fucking the chicken, and wake up one morning with the chicken fucking you.
Getting old ain't for sissies, after all.
But when I say "elder", I of course mean Pagan/Mormon style elders, who often don't have to shave yet, and haven't yet endured the wisdom-enhancing experience of a mass carbuncle outbreak. They are elders by virtue of their WISDOM, you see, and the fact that they are 130th generation strega (WTF is a strega, anyway?), and their power animal is a wolf or a fox or some other cute-yet-efficient predator.
Me, I'm still working my way up. I've reached "mayonaise" on the wisdom chart, and my power animal is the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint on Craycroft. However, after I take my next 5 online classes, which consist of spending $50 to be told "look it up" and "do the research, I haven't got time to explain everything to noobs", I'll get wise real quick.
I'll be a crone or a high priestess or maybe even a forum guide, and YOU SUCKERS will be sadly hitting F5 on the "You've been banned" screen.
JELLUS?
\
:hammer:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That was a little too spot-on.
Who was it who was trolling saying that their Spirit Animal was a cockroach? That was brilliant. I loved when people got mad and said that his power animal couldn't be an insect. :lol:
I think that for a while mine was an egg. People also did not like that at all.
That was me. The Mighty Arizona Cockroach.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 10:32:31 PM
That was me. The Mighty Arizona Cockroach.
So fucking brilliant. :lulz:
This place appears to be full of douchebaggery, based on the TOS alone: hxxp://www.paganjourneys.com/index.php?action=pages
Hey, these guys are not only noble, they're also promoting tolerance through education! hxxp://www.noblepagan.com/
This forum even has people recently asking about Discordianism! hxxp://www.paganforum.com/showthread.php?5122-Discordianism-Considering-as-the-religion-I-wish-to-practice&highlight=discordian
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 15, 2013, 01:02:00 AM
This forum even has people recently asking about Discordianism! hxxp://www.paganforum.com/showthread.php?5122-Discordianism-Considering-as-the-religion-I-wish-to-practice&highlight=discordian
This can only end one way.
Mass bannings and five years of revenge trolling?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 15, 2013, 12:52:37 AM
This place appears to be full of douchebaggery, based on the TOS alone: hxxp://www.paganjourneys.com/index.php?action=pages
OMG, it's an untapped TCC!
Regged as crystal wolfstar. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 02:10:33 AM
Mass bannings and five years of revenge trolling?
OH HELL YES. :lulz:
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 15, 2013, 05:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2013, 02:10:33 AM
Mass bannings and five years of revenge trolling?
OH HELL YES. :lulz:
It smells just like TCC. I'm all nostalgic and shit.
Registered as StarlingFire.
I'm Pomba Gira at the other two. So far only Pagan Forum has let me in.
A lot of the threads seem to be locked (they call it "closed" :lol: ) for no apparent reason.
Trying to get my post count up. Post seem to go right up on pre-existing threads, but if you start a thread, you have to wait for a mod to approve it.
Oh, TCC, how you've set the standard... :lulz:
Who's Denarius? :lulz:
QuoteThank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting.
hxxp://www.paganforum.com/showthread.php?5246-Urban-Legends-Tarot-etc
Might have a ban jacket before sundown. :lulz:
ETA: Post still isn't showing.
Censored for asking an Eldurh to show concrete, scientific proof of "astral gunk". :lulz:
Oh, and that the generally used disclaimers are "for entertainment purposes only" and "Advisors who provide information are not to diagnose illnesses, provide treatments, or prescribe medications through the site. And by using the site, you agree that you shall not use it to seek any of the foregoing." :lol:
Ah, they finally approved my reply post. After three or four hours and probably a huddle in the S00per SeKrit Assmin CluBhous. :lulz:
I'm in and posted an into on PJ.
PJ hasn't approved me yet. Never got any kind of email at all. Boo.
Might have to re-reg.
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 15, 2013, 09:25:33 PM
PJ hasn't approved me yet. Never got any kind of email at all. Boo.
Might have to re-reg.
Yeah, either check your SPAM folder or try again, I got a confirmation email right away and an approval a day later.
Will do. I need to get into the others, I'm already about to be banz0rd from the first one. :lol:
Quote from: thalassa
Quote from: Pomba GiraNot really, since I'm not referring to "religious and spiritual ideas". My original post was about reading cards, which isn't an inherently spiritual or religious activity.
Divination on this forum is a subcategory of Ceremonies and Practices, which is a subcategory of Religion and Spirituality. While reading tarot cards isn't necessarily a religious or spiritual activity on its own, for a number of people, it is. As is the idea of "astral gunk". Now, I may not believe in "astral gunk", and I may not necessarily integrate tarot card divination in my religious beliefs, but that's no reason to be rude to those people that do. No one has to justify their religious opinions for you. Period. At least not in THIS section of the forum.
If you want to debate the idea of divination or "astral gunk", we have a Debate section, just for debate.
YES!!!!! The PJ mail was in my spam folder. IN.
ZOMFG, does anybody remember the Mystic Pricks Candle Altar? THEY HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT.
hxxp://nshrine.com/shrine/Pagan_Journeys_Shrine
Sometimes I really miss Idem. :lulz:
PF thread locked and moved to "the graveyard".
hxxp://www.paganforum.com/showthread.php?5246-Urban-Legends-Tarot-etc/page2
PJ seems more open and chatty. But I know how it ends. :lol:
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 16, 2013, 03:45:58 PM
PF thread locked and moved to "the graveyard".
hxxp://www.paganforum.com/showthread.php?5246-Urban-Legends-Tarot-etc/page2
PJ seems more open and chatty. But I know how it ends. :lol:
:lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:41:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 14, 2013, 09:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2013, 09:20:30 PM
Suckers. One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained. Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge. It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.
That day always seems to arrive sooner than you think. :lulz:
One day you're all muscles and vitality banging a hot piece of ass up against the side of a truck, and the next you're shambling down the hallway trying to figure out whether you peed yourself or whether that's just the normal leakage.
You spend years fucking the chicken, and wake up one morning with the chicken fucking you.
Getting old ain't for sissies, after all.
But when I say "elder", I of course mean Pagan/Mormon style elders, who often don't have to shave yet, and haven't yet endured the wisdom-enhancing experience of a mass carbuncle outbreak. They are elders by virtue of their WISDOM, you see, and the fact that they are 130th generation strega (WTF is a strega, anyway?), and their power animal is a wolf or a fox or some other cute-yet-efficient predator.
Me, I'm still working my way up. I've reached "mayonaise" on the wisdom chart, and my power animal is the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint on Craycroft. However, after I take my next 5 online classes, which consist of spending $50 to be told "look it up" and "do the research, I haven't got time to explain everything to noobs", I'll get wise real quick.
I'll be a crone or a high priestess or maybe even a forum guide, and YOU SUCKERS will be sadly hitting F5 on the "You've been banned" screen.
JELLUS?
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That was a little too spot-on.
Who was it who was trolling saying that their Spirit Animal was a cockroach? That was brilliant. I loved when people got mad and said that his power animal couldn't be an insect. :lol:
Bumping because I have this awesome idea for an online pamphlet.
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Suckers. One day I'LL be an elder, too, and so I am ensuring that proper respect for the position is maintained. Besides, I don't feel RIGHT if someone's not in charge. It's cats & dogs fucking in the street.
That day always seems to arrive sooner than you think. :lulz:
One day you're all muscles and vitality banging a hot piece of ass up against the side of a truck, and the next you're shambling down the hallway trying to figure out whether you peed yourself or whether that's just the normal leakage.
You spend years fucking the chicken, and wake up one morning with the chicken fucking you.
Getting old ain't for sissies, after all.
But when I say "elder", I of course mean Pagan/Mormon style elders, who often don't have to shave yet, and haven't yet endured the wisdom-enhancing experience of a mass carbuncle outbreak. They are elders by virtue of their WISDOM, you see, and the fact that they are 130th generation strega (WTF is a strega, anyway?), and their power animal is a wolf or a fox or some other cute-yet-efficient predator.
Me, I'm still working my way up. I've reached "mayonaise" on the wisdom chart, and my power animal is the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint on Craycroft. However, after I take my next 5 online classes, which consist of spending $50 to be told "look it up" and "do the research, I haven't got time to explain everything to noobs", I'll get wise real quick.
I'll be a crone or a high priestess or maybe even a forum guide, and YOU SUCKERS will be sadly hitting F5 on the "You've been banned" screen.
JELLUS?
\
:hammer:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That was a little too spot-on.
Who was it who was trolling saying that their Spirit Animal was a cockroach? That was brilliant. I loved when people got mad and said that his power animal couldn't be an insect. :lol:
Bumping because I have this awesome idea for an online pamphlet.
Ooooo!