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Title: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: McMegaDeff on December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
I'm looking for illuminati. My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

So far I've found a mountain of occult research  and a souls pace progress.

I'm I missing something or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

:kingmeh:

regards
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:08:11 AM
Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. When they find, they will be disturbed. When they are disturbed, they will marvel, and will rule over all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPmomzC4Crs
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Cain on December 03, 2012, 09:34:46 AM
I've heard Adam Weishaupt, an Illuminati leader, had a thing about wolves as an occult symbol.  Not sure how much help it is, but he claimed supernatural powers from staring into their eyes over extended periods of time.

I'd see if you can dig up anything about wolves in your research, and use that as your starting point.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 03, 2012, 09:38:28 AM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
I'm looking for illuminati. My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

So far I've found a mountain of occult research  and a souls pace progress.

I'm I missing something or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

:kingmeh:

regards

What man is at ease in his Inn?
    Get out.
    Wide is the world and cold.
    Get out.
    Thou hast become an in-itiate.
    Get out.
    But thou canst not get out by the way thou camest
      in.  The Way out is THE WAY.
    Get out.
    For OUT is Love and Wisdom and Power.(12)
    Get OUT.
    If thou hast T already, first get UT.(13)
    Then get O.
    And so at last get OUT.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2012, 01:01:08 PM
CLAW HAMMER.



APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TESTICALS.




APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TESTICALS.











APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TESTICALS.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 03:06:26 PM
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2012, 03:07:27 PM
TESTICALS


TESTICALS




DIRECTLY TO TESTICALS
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 03:14:59 PM
I'm true to the game too, it's called PD and I can't lose
I've got a bunch of bad signal in the back with rants on tap
And a little bit of troll poop
Oh, oh yeah we're mocking shit
With our bip, we deal legit
So here's a sorry in advance, no hard feelings Noob
Sorry For Party Rocking


Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
I'm looking for illuminati.

You can buy it on the Steve Jackson Games website, or Amazon.com.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+. 
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:11:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
Yeah, but we don't have to spoil all their secrets, now do we?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
I'm looking for illuminati.

You can buy it on the Steve Jackson Games website, or Amazon.com.
Damnit, now i wanna play Illuminati with someone.  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 03, 2012, 07:35:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
I got invited 2 or 3 years ago.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:37:12 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 03, 2012, 07:35:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
I got invited 2 or 3 years ago.

And you didn't join?  Hell, I'd join in a heartbeat.  Getting kicked out of the Masons is worth like 10,000 points.  It would be like having sex with my alternate Earth female self.  And who doesn't want to do THAT?
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 03, 2012, 08:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:37:12 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 03, 2012, 07:35:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 PM
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
I got invited 2 or 3 years ago.

And you didn't join?  Hell, I'd join in a heartbeat.  Getting kicked out of the Masons is worth like 10,000 points.  It would be like having sex with my alternate Earth female self.  And who doesn't want to do THAT?
because I am an idiot.
But my old platoon Sergeant is a Mason along with a crapload of soldiers I know.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2012, 01:58:03 AM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
I'm looking for illuminati. My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

So far I've found a mountain of occult research  and a souls pace progress.

I'm I missing something or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

:kingmeh:

regards

The Masons are a red herring, son. You have to find the Hamish Howl. Actually, let me rephrase that; the Hamish Howl has to find YOU. I don't actually advise initiating contact if you can help it, because that's how the torch is passed.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: McMegaDeff on December 04, 2012, 06:03:23 AM
No. I have a contact. I suppose I should just go through him.

Was looking for I guess others.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: McMegaDeff on December 04, 2012, 06:07:55 AM
And yes wolves...there's a movie "brotherhood of the wolf" that's pretty badass, dude gave me.

It's like, every time I see him I ask and he gives me something to study. I guess it's just time I contact him again.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Pæs on December 04, 2012, 06:27:43 AM
There is so much that you don't understand.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5291;area=showposts;start=1725

Start here.

If you try to connect through your brother, they will be lost to you forever.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Mangrove on December 04, 2012, 03:09:30 PM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
I'm looking for illuminati.

Why?

QuoteMy friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

He's fucking with you.

QuoteSo far I've found a mountain of occult research

The vast majority of it is nonsense.

Quoteand a souls pace progress.

?? Please explain.

QuoteI'm I missing something

Ultimately, no.

Quoteor is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

This is vague. Please explain.

Regards,

Swami Mangananda

Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2012, 03:12:49 PM
Forget the Illuminati, and the Masons.  Come join the Semi-Secret Order Of Kabbalistic Navigators.

Our initiations are more fun.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Mangrove on December 04, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2012, 03:12:49 PM
Forget the Illuminati, and the Masons.  Come join the Semi-Secret Order Of Kabbalistic Navigators.

Our initiations are more fun.

We have polystyrene.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2012, 04:17:52 PM
Quote from: McMegaDeff on December 04, 2012, 06:03:23 AM
No. I have a contact. I suppose I should just go through him.

Was looking for I guess others.

If you're serious, PM Hirley0.
Title: Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
Post by: Telarus on December 07, 2012, 08:33:09 AM
I give this thread a 23rd Degree Thumbs Up!



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