How come...

[Doktor Howl]

...Guys who post shit like THIS:



Always look like THIS:

[LMNO]

 

[Doktor Howl]

It's one of the SCAdians that I know through Suu & Richter.

You East coasters are weird.

[Suu]

Like I told you on IM, that asshole won't talk to me anymore after I told him vehemently that nobody is coming to take his guns. He's also about 3' tall and wears Ugg boots.

[Doktor Howl]

Like I told you on IM, that asshole won't talk to me anymore after I told him vehemently that nobody is coming to take his guns. He's also about 3' tall and wears Ugg boots.

He looks like a bearded basketball holding a rifle.

He's a "prepper", you know.  He's prepared in every way, except for the fact that if shit went down, he'd have a fucking coronary within 5 minutes.

[Suu]

Like I told you on IM, that asshole won't talk to me anymore after I told him vehemently that nobody is coming to take his guns. He's also about 3' tall and wears Ugg boots.

He looks like a bearded basketball holding a rifle.

He's a "prepper", you know.  He's prepared in every way, except for the fact that if shit went down, he'd have a fucking coronary within 5 minutes.

When you see him in person, he looks like Peter Jackson rejected him during Lord of the Rings casting.

[Doktor Howl]

Was poking around some of his wannabe sites, and found this gem from last December:



20 points for surreal behavior.

[Suu]

I can't even. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are those gardening gloves?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You should troll people like that with images like this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm a survivalist, in that I can call myself one without ever having to test the idea beyond the scrutiny of Internet echo chambers.

[Eater of Clowns]

I am SUPER GOOD at not dying.

I have not died for 28 years. Some people have not died for longer than that, but a lot of others were not able to not die for that long.

[Bruno]

It seems to me that a disproportionate amount of these people spend a lot of time sitting behind the wheel of an 18-wheeler.

Truck drivers aren't typically known for their svelte physique... or speed, or agility, or endurance...

They seem mostly to be known for having a daughter and a gun.

[The Wizard Joseph]

This is possibly a powerful weapon, could be used to the good to be sure..
But what if,
andi'mjustsayingwhatifhere,
this was worked into schleping prepper gardening kits?

Nice little safety box tighter than a Scandinavian seed vault?
Fertiliser pack 'sustainer' kits sold separately and a serious bulk discount?
70 year "stay sealed pledge"*

* Obnoxiously fine print about pledge being of no legal value