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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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Suu

#360
December 08, 2011, 05:59:56 PM
My sister's Facebook status: So I was just cutting this old man's hair and apparently, the blacks just became citizens about 10 years ago.

:facepalm:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#361
December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM
EoC:  Don't slap my ass like I'm some piece of meat.
GF:  But you are.  You're made of meat.  You're much more than meat, but meat is part of what you are.

***

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#362
December 09, 2011, 12:42:56 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

This gets the TGRR stamp of approval.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#363
December 09, 2011, 12:51:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 12:42:56 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

This gets the TGRR stamp of approval.

I'm honored.  Also, Steve was in the room.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#364
December 09, 2011, 01:46:16 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM
EoC:  Don't slap my ass like I'm some piece of meat.
GF:  But you are.  You're made of meat.  You're much more than meat, but meat is part of what you are.

***

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

infinityshock

#365
December 09, 2011, 02:38:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

The Good Reverend Roger

#366
December 09, 2011, 03:18:55 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 02:38:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

U MAD, DOG?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

infinityshock

#367
December 09, 2011, 04:19:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:18:55 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 02:38:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

U MAD, DOG?

maybe a little bit envious.  slightly jealous.

The Good Reverend Roger

#368
December 09, 2011, 04:27:55 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 04:19:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 03:18:55 AM
Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 02:38:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 08, 2011, 11:26:06 PM
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

U MAD, DOG?

maybe a little bit envious.  slightly jealous.

U MAD
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#369
December 09, 2011, 06:39:29 AM
Twid: (To the bartender) A Dhominic, ta me go maith... (Dominic, I'm good)
Dominic: Yeah?
Twid: Yeah. Is docha.... ta meisce orm. Go raibh maith agat. (It's probable..... I'm drunk. Thank you.)
Dominic: Oiche mhaith (Goodnight)
Twid: Oiche mhaith.

Twid,
Loves living i mBoston.

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#370
December 09, 2011, 02:56:06 PM
Lol, you speak Blarney.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

infinityshock

#371
December 10, 2011, 04:48:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 04:27:55 AM
U MAD

now im hard. 

open wide so you can fix my dilemma.

Richter

#372
December 10, 2011, 02:03:30 PM
Nurse East: (About the cat climbing up my pants): That cat is nuts.

Richter: Without these cats, I would never hve reason to scream, "No, not my ass" at 7:30 AM.

Nurse East:  I don;t know if I should say poor you or poor cats.

Richter: this is MY ass we're talking about.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Richter

#373
December 10, 2011, 02:17:10 PM
Herb: So what you up to today?

Richter: Gaming in Fall River

Nurse East: You're seeing a gay man in Fall River?!

Richter:  ..why must they step....  Yes.  I am.  We've got our hand on some amyls and a bucket of crisco.  We're going to be double fisting all day.

Nurse East:  :x

Richter: DO never test.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#374
December 10, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2011, 02:17:10 PM
Herb: So what you up to today?

Richter: Gaming in Fall River

Nurse East: You're seeing a gay man in Fall River?!

Richter:  ..why must they step....  Yes.  I am.  We've got our hand on some amyls and a bucket of crisco.  We're going to be double fisting all day.

Nurse East:  :x

Richter: DO never test.

:peedee:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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