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Rick Perry is STRONG.

Started by Suu, December 08, 2011, 04:48:42 PM

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Suu

December 08, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0PAJNntoRgA

I know this belongs in Aneristic, but I think the entire world needs to see this shit.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#1
December 08, 2011, 04:50:58 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#2
December 08, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
What. the.  FUCK.

Mangrove

#3
December 08, 2011, 04:55:58 PM
Uhh.....this is one of those 'joke' campaign ads where someone overdubs new sound onto the original film...right? Please??

:x
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
December 08, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
:facepalm:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#5
December 08, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
No. It's real.

That's what makes it  :horrormirth:.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mangrove

#6
December 08, 2011, 05:09:59 PM Last Edit: December 08, 2011, 05:20:06 PM by Mangrove
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
No. It's real.

That's what makes it  :horrormirth:.

I know it's real. My last remaining 'optimism synapse' fired and said 'Hey! Wouldn't it be great if this is a stunt even though you know it isn't?'


ETA: Mitt Romney redub: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=64811
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
December 08, 2011, 05:33:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Lying for Jesus is still lying a good political move.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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The Good Reverend Roger

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December 08, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
What. the.  FUCK.

He has to approve his own message?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#10
December 08, 2011, 05:38:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
What. the.  FUCK.

He has to approve his own message?

You know, in case people start claiming that he put words in his own mouth.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#11
December 08, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
3,896 likes, 180,413 dislikes

:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
December 08, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

They keep being attacked by Big Gay Soldiers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
December 08, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
"Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas".  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

They keep being attacked by Big Gay Soldiers.

:lulz:

THE MALLS AREN'T EVEN SAFE FOR OUR CHRISTIAN CHILDREN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Igor

#14
December 08, 2011, 06:53:02 PM
This just in: Rick Perry's main pollster/strategist is gay.

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/gay-conservatives-out-rick-perrys-top-pollster-tony-fabrizio-infuriated-over-anti-gay-ad.html

(But the ad wasn't his idea, and he voiced objections to it early on. He's still working for Perry though)  :horrormirth:
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
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