ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it

[Elder Iptuous]

speaking of swamp gas,
what the fuck is this?!
is picture hoax?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html#ixzz0ZDhSekIz

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, that was me.  I was fucking around with Suu's deathray.

Boy, is SHE pissed.

[hooplala]

The word "orgone" being mentioned ITT, in 5... 4... 3... 2...

[LMNO]

IZ ORGONE!
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[Darth Cupcake]

I farted.

[Dysnomia]

SHHHHHHH!



Did you hear that?  I heard what sounded like feet shuffling down there....

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I have no problem with unexplained phenomena. The problem I have is when idiots deal with unexplained phenomena based on pop culture.

There was a scare tactics where the living undead appeared. The dumb victim was freaking out and saying things like "Did it bite you?" "Did it get blood on you?" as though Hollywood was the correct place to base your zombie info off of.

[Iason Ouabache]

The word "orgone" being mentioned ITT, in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Orgone? Is that some new photoshopping program?

[hooplala]

I have no problem with unexplained phenomena. The problem I have is when idiots deal with unexplained phenomena based on pop culture.

There was a scare tactics where the living undead appeared. The dumb victim was freaking out and saying things like "Did it bite you?" "Did it get blood on you?" as though Hollywood was the correct place to base your zombie info off of.

Say WHAT?

[LMNO]

That took me a couple of read-throughs, as well.

I think there's a show called "Scare Tactics", which is kind of like a Candid Camera, only you scare the fuck out of the victim.

[Elder Iptuous]

There was a scare tactics where the living undead appeared. The dumb victim was freaking out and saying things like "Did it bite you?" "Did it get blood on you?" as though Hollywood was the correct place to base your zombie info off of.

If something appeared out of a hollywood flick, like a zombie, what the hell else are you supposed to base your initial reactions on?
would you make no assumptions and go shake the zombies hand?  

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I have no problem with unexplained phenomena. The problem I have is when idiots deal with unexplained phenomena based on pop culture.

There was a scare tactics where the living undead appeared. The dumb victim was freaking out and saying things like "Did it bite you?" "Did it get blood on you?" as though Hollywood was the correct place to base your zombie info off of.

Say WHAT?

Scare Tactics... wherein people are put into insanely halloweenish situations without their knowledge as a prank.

http://www.syfy.com/scaretactics/

LMNO is correct and my semantics were FAIL.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

There was a scare tactics where the living undead appeared. The dumb victim was freaking out and saying things like "Did it bite you?" "Did it get blood on you?" as though Hollywood was the correct place to base your zombie info off of.

If something appeared out of a hollywood flick, like a zombie, what the hell else are you supposed to base your initial reactions on?
would you make no assumptions and go shake the zombies hand?  

That is exactly the conversation Sjaantze and I had afterward.

I would like to think that some rational part of my brain would say "Uhh... No",  but I don't know and I guess I wouldn't know till I was involved.

There was another where someone was trapped with their new Boss, which ended up being a Vampire. So I thought about that...

You're alone in a room with a vampire. How do you react? Do you scream in terror and run like any normal prey? Do you try to make a cross with your fingers?

I decided that if such a situation ever happened, I would HOPE that my response would be to ask the Vampire to explain himself before he ate me. At least then I would know something more about the world before I died, and I wouldn't go out crumpled in a corner screaming....

But of course, I may scream like a little girl and desperately try to run...

[Cain]

I'd break a leg chair off and stab him in the chest with it.

This is why my friends never recommend me for practical joke programs.

[LMNO]

I'd break a leg chair off and stab him in the chest with it.

This is why my friends never recommend me for practical joke programs.

I think that would be the entire reason to recommed you for practical joke programs.



Personally, I think I'd burst out laughing.