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Started by Cait M. R., December 08, 2009, 10:13:59 AM

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hooplala

Quote from: LMNO on December 09, 2009, 08:23:52 PM
That took me a couple of read-throughs, as well.

I think there's a show called "Scare Tactics", which is kind of like a Candid Camera, only you scare the fuck out of the victim.

Ooooooh right... used to be hosted by Shannen Doherty, yeah?  I remember that.  Yeah, that IS lame then.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Cain on December 09, 2009, 08:34:53 PM
I'd break a leg chair off and stab him in the chest with it.

This is why my friends never recommend me for practical joke programs.

On one of the episodes, a large guy thought he was on one of those "Catch your friend cheating" shows... however, things went badly and one person "killed" the other person... just as the mark was supposed to come around the corner and deliver the "Gotcha! Cheater!" kind of line...

Before anyone could say "You're on Scare Tactics" the mark bum rushed the "murderer"  and flattened the poor actor like a pancake.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Iptuous on December 09, 2009, 07:33:36 PM
speaking of swamp gas,
what the fuck is this?!
is picture hoax?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html#ixzz0ZDhSekIz


Sorry, not photoshop. It was a rocket

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/12/09/awesomely-bizarre-light-show-freaks-out-norway/

QuoteSo that's my hypothesis. A rocket got out of control, perhaps losing a stabilizer, and started to spiral. The two spirals, different in shape, size, and color, indicate something happened in the middle of all this (the rocket second stage fired while still spinning, or something else started leaking out), changing the rocket's direction. Then, when the fuel or whatever ran out, the white spiral began to disappear from the inside out as the material expanded in space.

So who launched it? The Russians are a likely guess, but –shocker — they're denying it. I'd love to know and find out what the details are, but whoever shot it up and whatever the purpose, I'm pretty sure what we're seeing here is a rocket launch that didn't go exactly according to plan.
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LMNO


I'd just like to say that Skepticism and Disbelief are two completely different things.



Faust

Am I the only one who sees it as a giant hermit crab materializing on top of the mountain
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 09, 2009, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on December 09, 2009, 07:33:36 PM
speaking of swamp gas,
what the fuck is this?!
is picture hoax?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html#ixzz0ZDhSekIz


Sorry, not photoshop. It was a rocket

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/12/09/awesomely-bizarre-light-show-freaks-out-norway/

QuoteSo that's my hypothesis. A rocket got out of control, perhaps losing a stabilizer, and started to spiral. The two spirals, different in shape, size, and color, indicate something happened in the middle of all this (the rocket second stage fired while still spinning, or something else started leaking out), changing the rocket's direction. Then, when the fuel or whatever ran out, the white spiral began to disappear from the inside out as the material expanded in space.

So who launched it? The Russians are a likely guess, but –shocker — they're denying it. I'd love to know and find out what the details are, but whoever shot it up and whatever the purpose, I'm pretty sure what we're seeing here is a rocket launch that didn't go exactly according to plan.



OMGZ ITS A GIANT SPIRAL CHEM TRAIL!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU Bilderbergers!!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Elder Iptuous

rocket is what i have heard from several sites, too....
i can't see the videos behind my nanny wall at work...  :cry:


Faust

Quote from: Iptuous on December 09, 2009, 07:33:36 PM
speaking of swamp gas,
what the fuck is this?!
is picture hoax?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html#ixzz0ZDhSekIz


Light and dark fringes formed by interference similar to those that appear when imaging stars (airy disc). Its distorted slightly to the right so either the camera used to take it was not properly collimated or far more likely that the light source is at an angle to the camera taking the picture.
The blue smoke shows a trail of something as it moved away from that bright center, as the smaller blue smoke contracts as it approaches the mountain it implies that it was moving in that direction. Obviously there is nothing supernatural about it.



It was just another alien ship firing off a probe.

I wonder what the bright white light source is.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Johnny


About 3 years ago i made a little experiment that included:

-Stocking up on food
-Only being awake during nighttime
-Going to psychoanalysis
-Quitting pot/cocaine
-No caffeine/nicotine
-No alcohol
-Not any kind of sex (with others or myself)
-No social interaction
-Keeping an introspective diary

After the 3rd week, between 11pm and 3am a grey smoke-like apparition manifested, with red glowing eyes; if i looked away, it would float to stay in my visual range.

After several days of half my nighttime waking hours spent just freaking out, several out of schedule sessions with my analyst...

I decided that sublimation of enough energy CAN induce a mild state of schizophrenia.

Was a nice experience in retrospect, not sure when ill do it again, for it requires not doing anything really productive for about a month.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

I want to hear a story of Cait fucking this ghost up.
Try yelling at it, force it to manifest as violently as possible, and then attack it physically.
Also you should insult it, call it a cocksucker, or otherwise try to immasculate it (if its dressed as a gentlmen.)
Troll the Spirit World, because few of us will ever get the chance.


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Blue trail is a result of firing the Quake3 railgun after point release 1.3

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Not actually a meat product.
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High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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LMNO

Quote from: Z³ on December 10, 2009, 10:54:32 AM
Troll the Spirit World, because few of us will ever get the chance.

This.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 11:50:33 AM
Blue trail is a result of firing the Quake3 railgun after point release 1.3

That's the first thing i thought of, too!
:lol: