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Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!

Started by LMNO, September 12, 2012, 07:52:06 PM

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EK WAFFLR

Oh.

As I said. Dumb as a hollowed out loaf of bread.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 08:44:11 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 15, 2012, 08:29:19 PM
Oh.

As I said. Dumb as a hollowed out loaf of bread.

Now that's an expression!

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the side upside down.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard Joseph

Actually.... I'm in the process of going through that thread again. Must crash, but will finish tomorrow. Preliminary reports indicate that he is NOT dumb. He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard. 

Our Common Enemy, you have my attention. When I'm caught up we'll see about a chat, if you Will sir.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Our Common Enemy

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2012, 05:33:28 PM
Quote from: Our Common Enemy on September 15, 2012, 07:33:43 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2012, 04:29:31 AM
"Our common enemy has long since won."

Not quite the person to assert that logic will overcome adversity, isn't it?

Congruency isn't one of my strong points.
It would be a mistake to think that I actually agree with my current self, much less my 2-years-ago self.

Why wouldn't you agree with yourself?

Just not so simple as to presume that I understand my own thinking.  /shrug
Besides, this isn't meant to be an introduction thread and I have no intention of hijacking it.

Quite sorry that it seems to have derailed so.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Our Common Enemy on September 16, 2012, 05:40:10 AM


Just not so simple as to presume that I understand my own thinking.  /shrug


There's a word for that, you know.
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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 16, 2012, 06:09:10 AM
Quote from: Our Common Enemy on September 16, 2012, 05:40:10 AM


Just not so simple as to presume that I understand my own thinking.  /shrug


There's a word for that, you know.

Yeah, "enlightenment." I mean, if you preemptively declare yourself "possibly wrong," then it doesn't how much bullshit comes out in the next breath. It's GENIUS.

Of course, it also means if you say something smart, it's only by accident.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Our Common Enemy

I prefer to think of it as immaturity.

But as long as I'm gazing at my navel I don't have my head up my ass...

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on September 16, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

God, I'm so glad my penis has no teeth on its tentacles.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: v3x on September 16, 2012, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on September 16, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

God, I'm so glad my penis has no teeth on its tentacles.

:lulz::lulz:

One for each of these! and a  :horrormirth: overall.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on September 16, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Reginald Ret

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 17, 2012, 12:57:46 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on September 16, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

Can someone please newsfeed this!
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Quote from: :regret: on October 03, 2012, 09:03:42 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 17, 2012, 12:57:46 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on September 16, 2012, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

Can someone please newsfeed this!

I think I am going to have to stat this up and unleash one on the party next time I run a game of DnD.