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Merry Cursemas!

Started by Cramulus, December 23, 2010, 06:21:37 PM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 07:48:35 PM
Quote from: Cuddlethulu on December 27, 2010, 07:41:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 07:35:36 PM
Quote from: Cuddlethulu on December 27, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 27, 2010, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Cuddlethulu on December 27, 2010, 06:42:41 PM
Heh, this makes me wonder if there's any such thing as "rough" jazz...

Yes.  Naked City - "Jazz Snobs Eat Shit"

That certainly was... something...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

:lulz: My brother is a classically trained jazz drummer. Imma say that to him just to watch his panties bunch. (Just like, whenever I'm in a group of self-proclaimed "artists," I say "there is no longer art, only advertising." That seems to get them all riled up nice nice.)

It's not a true statement, but it seems to work nicely. :lol:

Oh, of course I don't beleive that, it just serves to get the art-hipsters to justify thier outragously expensive art degrees, and question if working on the advertisement team of some shitty company is what they had in mind all those years ago when they first decided they wanted to be an artist. Plus, it gets them all red in the face. I just slink away afterwards and listen to them bicker amongst themselves.

I'm going to a gallery opening next month (Thanks for the idea, Nigel!), and I plan to use that at some point.

Nice, let me know how the reaction goes.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cramulus

Merry Cursemas!

If you're reading this, I curse you with an unquenchable craving for the taste of toothpaste.

AFK

What's funny is that I was already thinking of cursing you before you bumped this. 

I guess that makes me a pre-curser!

:rimshot:

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Dammit. Toothpaste makes me want to puke. Well some of it does. Usually if its too minty.
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Suu

I missed this thread last year.

Therefore, I curse you all to miss it this year.
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Cainad (dec.)

CRAMULUS: I curse you with uncomfortable socks; it will always feel like they're bunched up at the toes!

RICHTER: I curse you with an insatiable need to use Q-tip on your ears at all times!

SUU: I curse you with a tendency to sneeze often in social situations!

TGRR: I curse you to always put your t-shirts on backwards on the first try!

HOOPLA: I curse you with a subscription to all the same magazines that Enrico has!

NIGEL: I curse you with the need to make your sentences rhyme!

PAYNE: I curse you, such that all beer you drink for the next six months tastes like Budweiser!

CAIN: I curse you to always misplace your coffee whenever you set it down!

TRIPLE ZERO: I curse you to step in recently-used chewing gum once every other day!

EVERYONE ELSE: I curse you to feel slightly offended that I forgot to make a curse for you! SUCK IT.

LMNO

Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
HOOPLA: I curse you with a subscription to all the same magazines that Enrico has!

I believe this violates the Geneva convention.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2011, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
HOOPLA: I curse you with a subscription to all the same magazines that Enrico has!

I believe this violates the Geneva convention.

Thank you for reminding me.

As thanks, I curse you to feel as though your hats no longer quite fit your head as well as they used to.

Cramulus

I curse your seed. All the sperm in your balls right now have :spag2: genes.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 27, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Jazz isn't "music", it's 4 people playing 4 different songs in the same room at the same time.

You might be interested to know that the first self-proclaimed free jazz record was exactly that -- only it was six people.

I thought I was in a shitty garage band as a teenager. After seeing this I now know that we were just misunderstood Jazz prodigies.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

LMNO

Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2011, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
HOOPLA: I curse you with a subscription to all the same magazines that Enrico has!

I believe this violates the Geneva convention.

Thank you for reminding me.

As thanks, I curse you to feel as though your hats no longer quite fit your head as well as they used to.

Oh, you dick.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2011, 08:15:24 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2011, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
HOOPLA: I curse you with a subscription to all the same magazines that Enrico has!

I believe this violates the Geneva convention.

Thank you for reminding me.

As thanks, I curse you to feel as though your hats no longer quite fit your head as well as they used to.

Oh, you dick.

I like giving my curses a personal touch, when I can. :)


Quote from: Cramulus on December 23, 2011, 08:03:55 PM
I curse your seed. All the sperm in your balls right now have :spag2: genes.

FUCK

do you have any idea how much fapping I'll have to do to clear this out

my balls are fucking HUGE, man

Telarus

In the spirit of the holiday, have a Cursemas Card:




I'm warning you spags. I have more.
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Cramulus

alright, everybody online right now:


'Kai' ZLB, M.S., - I curse you to brush your teeth right before a meal, so the next thing you eat tastes like toothpaste for a few bites

My Lady is a Cantaloupe, I curse you to stand up too fast and get dizzy

Emo Howard, I curse you to watch a "Howard The Duck" video on youtube

Iptuous, I curse you to hunger for pie that you shall not have

Cainad, I curse you to get a faint ringing in your ear until you put your shoes on the wrong feet and take a couple steps.

Nph. Twid., I curse you to read this sentence over and over again, until you understand the curse.

Triple Zero, I curse your body temperature to drop by .25 degrees, but your ball temperature to rise by .25 degrees, creating a steamy imbalance

Secret Agent GARBO, I curse you an extra full spam folder. Maah hah hah haww

Lord Cataplanga, I curse you to have to squint at every cat you see today

Cain, I curse you with an extra youtube commercials

NoLeDeMiel, I curse you with a pebble in your shoe that you won't notice until FUCK THAT PEBBLE

nihilbilly, I curse you with a laggy internet connection

MMIX, I curse you with extra jumpiness regarding car horns

Telarus, I curse you to have issues with the tape sticking to itself

Alty, I curse you to visualize your mother licking poop