If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.
If Kai was a furry, you'd totally get eaten in the yiff pile.
If Twid was a furry, he'd be a leprechaun. A gay leprechaun.
If Hustle was a furry, he'd accidentally the whole atlantic with supra-whale semen.
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.
If Coyote was a furry, he'd call himself Man. He's an enigma like that.
If Charley was a furry, he'd probably be quite good at it.
If Cram was afurry, he'd wear a fake fursuit.
If TTM was a furry, he'd be illegal in all 50 states, not just the lower 48.
if AKK was a furry, he'd be an alley cat and he'd have a record deal by now.
If Aini was a furry she'd be a black swan. No wait, she'd be a cat or neko or whatever the fuck it was.
If Anna Mae Bollocks was a furry, people would begin to wish Dubya was still president.
If BadBeast was a furry, he could stop being the Beast of Bodmin for a while and let someone else have a go.
If Paes was a furry, he would be bred into the natural sheep population of New Zealand to form slightly less boring sheep.
IF BGP WAS A FURRY IT WOULD BE MOST UNHELLO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO
If Cain was a furry he'd be the horse from Animal Farm.
If Cainad was a furry, he'd be sniffing the glue they made out of Cain.
If cavehamster was a furry, I'd think he was a pretty cool furry. He'd run in wheels and doesn't afraid of anything.
If chef was a furry, he would advise people to bring a baggie for their fangs, and he'd BE the teddy for their ghetto shrine.
if Cuddlefish was a furry, his name would be a verb.
If Da6s was a furry, he would be worshipped in backwater hamlets all through the Pennines.
If Dalek was a furry, the party in his pance would migrate all through his fursuit, and he'd die within seconds.
If Darth Cupcake was a furry, she'd still be gone :cry:
If Demolition_Squid was a furry, everyone else would be forced to go the level beyond furry to ostracise him.
If Disco Pickle was a furry, he'd have to be wolf. No funny reason. He'd just be a wolf. An asshole wolf. Asshole.
If Dok Howl was a furry, he'd immediately construct an upgraded exoskeleton and fuck the biggest thing he could find to death.
If Phox was a furry, she'd have to wear a human face. Being human IS furry to her.
If James Semaj was a furry, he'd be a complete C.Woc
If E.O.T. was a furry, there would be no point to it anymore. The world would automatically suicide via vulcanism.
If EoC was a furry, people would just assume that things had gone very very wrong in the circus as Clown Eating Hate Sex became all the rage.
If Efrim was a furry, he'd still be a bad ass hippy.
If Emo Howard was a furry, he'd be Eeyore.
If Enki was a furry, we'd have to send him back in time to properly inspire The Epic of Gilgamesh
If Enrico was a furry, people would hardly be able to tell the difference.
If Faust was a furry, he'd be a gay leprechaun too. He'd be a top though.
If GIGGLES was a furry, he'd be a swarm of angry hornets flying in phallus formation.
If Hoopla was a furry, no matter what kind, people would mistake him for a Koala.
If Hunter S. Durden was a furry, he'd be a rabid battle llama.
If Iason was a furry, Indiana would commemorate the most exciting thing to happen to their state ever with a public holiday.
If Iptuous was a furry, he'd win best dog in show at crufts for the rest of his unnatural disgusting life.
If Jenne was a furry, all of PD would go to jail for very long time. We wouldn't be able to help ourselves.
If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.
If Khara was a furry, she'd be composed mostly of alluring, lingerie clad tentacles.
If Leln was a furry, she'd never leave the house again.
If LMNO was a furry, he'd.... Wait? IF?
If Madigan T Nubilous was a furry, he would fap so hard it'd make people think of Noahs Ark, where Noah just fed them Viagra instead of food.
If Nast was a furry, he'd be.... uh.... A MOUSE.
If Navkat was a furry she'd fucking everybody. In a good way though.
If Nigel was a furry, people would call it art and everyone was really a furry would have to go do something else.
If NoLeDeMiel was a furry, it might make people notice him more.
If P3nT was a furry, Falkirk would be declared a disaster area. It is anyway, but it'd be official
If Pixie was a furry, I'd totally be a furry too. I'd probably have no choice at all in the matter mind you.
If Pterodactyl Handler was a furry, he'd be redundant.
If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.
If Remington was a furry, it would cause a brief news sensation in North Korea.
If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.
If RWHN was a furry, people would pet him but he'd never get any.
If Freeky was a furry, people would merely blame Tucson and shake their head. She could get away with murder with that excuse yanno.
If GARBO was a furry, she'd be a furry handcuffs.
If Sepia was a furry, he'd be an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.
If ShoeEars was a furry, he/she couldn't have asked for better advice than getting Roger to do his/her personals ad.
If Squiddy was a furry, she'd probably get confused for her cat and be driven mad by people saying SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PENIS
If SisterFracture was a furry, she'd bend yuor space/time. Again.
If Suu was a furry she'd accidentally herself among the mothballs.
If Telarus was a furry, no one would take it seriously.
If That Green Gentleman was a furry, she'd be the Cat with the Hatchet
If The Wisdom Cube was a furry, it's Other Fursuit would be a Porsche.
If Triple Zero was a furry, you'd be choking on tribble cum dribble by lunchtime.
If Fred was a Furry, she'd be released by a madman who would then kill himself and she'd go on a rampage with her exotic friends until taken down by the cops.
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.
I have a couple of problems with this here theory.
1. Giraffes are mute. Anyone who's met me knows that I am
definitely not mute.
2. My ass hair could be braided, no question...But that would tie my ass shut, and there's no relief valve. OSHA and the EPA would never allow it.
Also, if Payne was a furry, he'd be a Scotsman.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.
I have a couple of problems with this here theory.
1. Giraffes are mute. Anyone who's met me knows that I am definitely not mute.
2. My ass hair could be braided, no question...But that would tie my ass shut, and there's no relief valve. OSHA and the EPA would never allow it.
Also, if Payne was a furry, he'd be a Scotsman.
:crankey:
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.
I have a couple of problems with this here theory.
1. Giraffes are mute. Anyone who's met me knows that I am definitely not mute.
2. My ass hair could be braided, no question...But that would tie my ass shut, and there's no relief valve. OSHA and the EPA would never allow it.
Also, if Payne was a furry, he'd be a Scotsman.
:crankey:
WHY MUST YUO STEP? THERE'S NOTHING HERE BUT PAIN, PAYNE.
BRING A TEDDY BEAR FOR YOUR GHETTO SHRINE.
:digtbk:
:hammer:
:lulz: :mittens:
:peedee:
:lulz:
Sorry.
Payne woke Chef Diesel up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 07:20:32 PM
Sorry.
Payne woke Chef Diesel up.
I was going to wake The Mgt up, but even I'm not that dumb.
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:23:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 07:20:32 PM
Sorry.
Payne woke Chef Diesel up.
I was going to wake The Mgt up, but even I'm not that dumb.
Don't worry. I played a Franz Ferdinand song and he went right back to sleep.
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.
If Kai was a furry, you'd totally get eaten in the yiff pile.
If Twid was a furry, he'd be a leprechaun. A gay leprechaun.
If Hustle was a furry, he'd accidentally the whole atlantic with supra-whale semen.
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.
If Coyote was a furry, he'd call himself Man. He's an enigma like that.
If Charley was a furry, he'd probably be quite good at it.
If Cram was afurry, he'd wear a fake fursuit.
If TTM was a furry, he'd be illegal in all 50 states, not just the lower 48.
if AKK was a furry, he'd be an alley cat and he'd have a record deal by now.
If Aini was a furry she'd be a black swan. No wait, she'd be a cat or neko or whatever the fuck it was.
If Anna Mae Bollocks was a furry, people would begin to wish Dubya was still president.
If BadBeast was a furry, he could stop being the Beast of Bodmin for a while and let someone else have a go.
If Paes was a furry, he would be bred into the natural sheep population of New Zealand to form slightly less boring sheep.
IF BGP WAS A FURRY IT WOULD BE MOST UNHELLO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO
If Cain was a furry he'd be the horse from Animal Farm.
If Cainad was a furry, he'd be sniffing the glue they made out of Cain.
If cavehamster was a furry, I'd think he was a pretty cool furry. He'd run in wheels and doesn’t afraid of anything.
If chef was a furry, he would advise people to bring a baggie for their fangs, and he'd BE the teddy for their ghetto shrine.
if Cuddlefish was a furry, his name would be a verb.
If Da6s was a furry, he would be worshipped in backwater hamlets all through the Pennines.
If Dalek was a furry, the party in his pance would migrate all through his fursuit, and he'd die within seconds.
If Darth Cupcake was a furry, she'd still be gone :cry:
If Demolition_Squid was a furry, everyone else would be forced to go the level beyond furry to ostracise him.
If Disco Pickle was a furry, he'd have to be wolf. No funny reason. He'd just be a wolf. An asshole wolf. Asshole.
If Dok Howl was a furry, he'd immediately construct an upgraded exoskeleton and fuck the biggest thing he could find to death.
If Phox was a furry, she'd have to wear a human face. Being human IS furry to her.
If James Semaj was a furry, he'd be a complete C.Woc
If E.O.T. was a furry, there would be no point to it anymore. The world would automatically suicide via vulcanism.
If EoC was a furry, people would just assume that things had gone very very wrong in the circus as Clown Eating Hate Sex became all the rage.
If Efrim was a furry, he'd still be a bad ass hippy.
If Emo Howard was a furry, he'd be Eeyore.
If Enki was a furry, we'd have to send him back in time to properly inspire The Epic of Gilgamesh
If Enrico was a furry, people would hardly be able to tell the difference.
If Faust was a furry, he'd be a gay leprechaun too. He'd be a top though.
If GIGGLES was a furry, he'd be a swarm of angry hornets flying in phallus formation.
If Hoopla was a furry, no matter what kind, people would mistake him for a Koala.
If Hunter S. Durden was a furry, he'd be a rabid battle llama.
If Iason was a furry, Indiana would commemorate the most exciting thing to happen to their state ever with a public holiday.
If Iptuous was a furry, he'd win best dog in show at crufts for the rest of his unnatural disgusting life.
If Jenne was a furry, all of PD would go to jail for very long time. We wouldn't be able to help ourselves.
If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.
If Khara was a furry, she'd be composed mostly of alluring, lingerie clad tentacles.
If Leln was a furry, she'd never leave the house again.
If LMNO was a furry, he'd.... Wait? IF?
If Madigan T Nubilous was a furry, he would fap so hard it'd make people think of Noahs Ark, where Noah just fed them Viagra instead of food.
If Nast was a furry, he'd be.... uh.... A MOUSE.
If Navkat was a furry she'd fucking everybody. In a good way though.
If Nigel was a furry, people would call it art and everyone was really a furry would have to go do something else.
If NoLeDeMiel was a furry, it might make people notice him more.
If P3nT was a furry, Falkirk would be declared a disaster area. It is anyway, but it'd be official
If Pixie was a furry, I'd totally be a furry too. I'd probably have no choice at all in the matter mind you.
If Pterodactyl Handler was a furry, he'd be redundant.
If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.
If Remington was a furry, it would cause a brief news sensation in North Korea.
If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.
If RWHN was a furry, people would pet him but he'd never get any.
If Freeky was a furry, people would merely blame Tucson and shake their head. She could get away with murder with that excuse yanno.
If GARBO was a furry, she'd be a furry handcuffs.
If Sepia was a furry, he'd be an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.
If ShoeEars was a furry, he/she couldn't have asked for better advice than getting Roger to do his/her personals ad.
If Squiddy was a furry, she'd probably get confused for her cat and be driven mad by people saying SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PENIS
If SisterFracture was a furry, she'd bend yuor space/time. Again.
If Suu was a furry she'd accidentally herself among the mothballs.
If Telarus was a furry, no one would take it seriously.
If That Green Gentleman was a furry, she'd be the Cat with the Hatchet
If The Wisdom Cube was a furry, it's Other Fursuit would be a Porsche.
If Triple Zero was a furry, you'd be choking on tribble cum dribble by lunchtime.
If Fred was a Furry, she'd be released by a madman who would then kill himself and she'd go on a rampage with her exotic friends until taken down by the cops.
:potd:
:spittake:
I am going to have to look for tentacle lingerie just because!!!
:lulz:
If Eve was a furry, she'd be a land dolphin. a reeeeeeeealy high one.
Ok Payne, but neither of us have to like it.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/lepreachaunwomp.jpg)
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:47:22 PM
Ok Payne, but neither of us have to like it.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/lepreachaunwomp.jpg)
That oddly suits you, sir.
I DEMAND YOU DO A SHOW DRESSED LIKE THAT.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:49:01 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:47:22 PM
Ok Payne, but neither of us have to like it.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/lepreachaunwomp.jpg)
That oddly suits you, sir.
I DEMAND YOU DO A SHOW DRESSED LIKE THAT.
Ooof, I don't know if I can meet that demand.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:50:24 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:49:01 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:47:22 PM
Ok Payne, but neither of us have to like it.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/lepreachaunwomp.jpg)
That oddly suits you, sir.
I DEMAND YOU DO A SHOW DRESSED LIKE THAT.
Ooof, I don't know if I can meet that demand.
It can surely not be that hard to get the green fingerless gloves to complete the ensemble. I mean you already have the rest, it's an Irishmans birthright.
I'm not sure I understand the premise of this thread.
What do you mean, what if?
While it is is true that I have a green suit, it's not that bright, I don't have a top hat, let alone a green one, nor all of that gaudy plastic green stuff.
And that shirt..... I.... I don't even know where I would begin to look for such a shirt.
AhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA
Oh fuck!
:lulz:
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:55:24 PM
While it is is true that I have a green suit, it's not that bright, I don't have a top hat, let alone a green one, nor all of that gaudy plastic green stuff.
And that shirt..... I.... I don't even know where I would begin to look for such a shirt.
BOSTON, DUDE.
MUTHAFUKKIN BOSTON.
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:59:01 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:55:24 PM
While it is is true that I have a green suit, it's not that bright, I don't have a top hat, let alone a green one, nor all of that gaudy plastic green stuff.
And that shirt..... I.... I don't even know where I would begin to look for such a shirt.
BOSTON, DUDE.
MUTHAFUKKIN BOSTON.
Ok, but you're going to have to wait 4 months.
:baby:
Oh, jesus FUCK!
:lulz:
Yeah. I TOTALLY would.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Thread delivers. And i totally WOULD put on a human face. :lulz:
I'm still just trying to figure out what a "fake fursuit" would be...
:lulz:
I have been referenced, and therefore validated! :D
plus, declared a winnar in perpetuity!
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.
Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
:richter:
I'm clearly the least furry member of the forum.
8)
Quote from: Agent Buttchug on November 17, 2011, 08:05:14 AM
I'm clearly the least furry member of the forum.
8)
says the brony!
:oops:
I searched tentacle lingerie.....
Yeah.... :oops:
Do not do at work!!
WHO KNEW?
:lulz:
Quote from: Khara on November 17, 2011, 03:00:13 PM
:oops:
I searched tentacle lingerie.....
Yeah.... :oops:
Do not do at work!!
WHO KNEW?
:lulz:
I THINK WE'VE ALL BEEN EXPOSED TO ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:01:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 17, 2011, 03:00:13 PM
:oops:
I searched tentacle lingerie.....
Yeah.... :oops:
Do not do at work!!
WHO KNEW?
:lulz:
I THINK WE'VE ALL BEEN EXPOSED TO ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.
I didn't. I think I'm glad I didn't know it had a name. I honestly figured I'd get some squid or octopus pics in teddies or some such. But then again, I'm rather naive about this stuff. Sorry though, I never meant to derail the thread, was just really embarassed. :oops:
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.
I tried my best to be insulted but i couldn't stop laughing. and going "WTF? idungeddit?!"
If you google search 'tentacle lingerie', this thread is on the first page. :lulz:
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 17, 2011, 09:18:10 PM
If you google search 'tentacle lingerie', this thread is on the first page. :lulz:
I DECLARE VICTORY
Quote from: The Payne on November 17, 2011, 09:31:49 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 17, 2011, 09:18:10 PM
If you google search 'tentacle lingerie', this thread is on the first page. :lulz:
I DECLARE VICTORY
:mittens:
Once again, principiadiscordia.com has proven to be the worst forum on the internet. :lulz:
We're in third for that title, actually. Something Awful and Zoklnet are first and second.
OMG I LOVE THIS THREAD.
THREAD DELIVERS AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 17, 2011, 09:48:02 PM
We're in third for that title, actually. Something Awful and Zoklnet are first and second.
Gonna have to do something about that. Also later I might have to WOMP some bras onto squids.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2011, 02:43:49 PM
Quote from: Agent Buttchug on November 17, 2011, 08:05:14 AM
I'm clearly the least furry member of the forum.
8)
says the brony!
I have a license for that.
Nice try Officer Buttloaf.
"Because I'm secretly a magickal pony on the inside" is not strictly speaking licence.
No, but having a daughter indemnifies me against broniness.
If you're not arresting me, I'll be on way Inspector Scrotecleft.
Quote from: Net on November 18, 2011, 11:23:44 AM
No, but having a daughter indemnifies me against broniness.
If you're not arresting me, I'll be on way Inspector Scrotecleft.
Using your daughter a a beard to conceal your broniness, however...
Dude, just embrace it. Admit your broniness, embrace your inner pony!
I will not sign that confession, Lieutenant Taintpunter.
I know my rights.
Bronies have no rights. Plus, we have secret intelligence indicating your links to the international bronie community. We would show you them, only it would compromise our sources.
This is a set up!
Payne, tell them the truth!
Yeah Net isn't a brony, he's an actual factual pony. Well, he's a human in a fursuit and you have to use your imagination a little bit but it's totally worth it if you do.
So Net is a brony otherkin?
hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2011, 11:02:10 AM
So Net is a brony otherkin?
I do not care to speculate what goes on it Nets bedroom, or that sewer he calls a mind.
But yes. Yes he is.
Quote from: Pixie on November 19, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.
I can go one better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otakukin
Net is therefore bronykin
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2011, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Pixie on November 19, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.
I can go one better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otakukin
Net is therefore bronykin
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2011, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Pixie on November 19, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.
I can go one better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otakukin
Net is therefore bronykin
:lulz:
Let that be a lesson.
Never ask me to tell the truth.
:lulz:
You bastards.
Quote from: Net on November 18, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
I will not sign that confession, Lieutenant Taintpunter.
I know my rights.
Someday... Someday, I shall be CAPTAIN Taintpunter...
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2011, 11:02:10 AM
So Net is a brony otherkin?
BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:59:01 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 07:55:24 PM
While it is is true that I have a green suit, it's not that bright, I don't have a top hat, let alone a green one, nor all of that gaudy plastic green stuff.
And that shirt..... I.... I don't even know where I would begin to look for such a shirt.
BOSTON, DUDE.
MUTHAFUKKIN BOSTON.
Ok, but you're going to have to wait 4 months.
Close enough?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23846.msg1120520#msg1120520
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.
(http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images6/TOYPOODLEaward_poodle.jpg)
P.S. TEHREAD NECROMANCIES!!!
Okay, now you need to necromance Payne and all of those people he listed that aren't here anymore.
Well, maybe not AKK.
Suddenly now that im on the scene, this thread just got awquard. :eek:
I miss Cram's Moustachioed face.
Ask him for an autographed headshot.