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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 08, 2011, 06:09:42 PM

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Juana

#60
November 08, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:

Quote for the masses?
Here's two!
QuoteWhat kind of music u dance too I consider myself a good dancer in fact I might b going to [name of local club] thursday and we can dance together fyi im not into tanning I dont hav spiked hair but I am a good kooking guy who works and is not crazy and looking for sluts lol im 25 hispanic not fat or im toned goatee short blk hair and brn eyes if this sounds kewl let me kno

QuoteHey whats up.u.sound real k well I have natural tan dont nees that fake tan im brown year around if.u like for a true man and u are real.get back to me
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#61
November 08, 2011, 10:27:48 PM
 :lol: Oh dear. 

Juana

#62
November 08, 2011, 10:31:58 PM
:lulz: My thoughts exactly. Had two so far who thought it was funny, though.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#63
November 08, 2011, 10:32:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 10:23:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 10:21:43 PM
Flagged and removed. :(

After I was getting so much damn positive feedback, too. :(

They're never that quick off the mark when I flag someone for being an escort.

They flagged me because I was getting more hits then the rest of the failboat posts in the Women 4 Men section. Guaranteed.

Fucking catty bitches.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#64
November 08, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Mine doesn't show though it sent a confirmation email.  :?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Juana

#65
November 08, 2011, 10:35:11 PM
Give it a bit?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#66
November 08, 2011, 10:57:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 10:21:43 PM
Flagged and removed. :(

After I was getting so much damn positive feedback, too. :(

Don't sweat it; mine always get flagged and removed after 10-20 minutes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#67
November 08, 2011, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 08, 2011, 10:33:59 PM
Mine doesn't show though it sent a confirmation email.  :?

Did you activate it by clicking the link in the email?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
November 08, 2011, 11:03:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:

Quote for the masses?
Here's two!
QuoteWhat kind of music u dance too I consider myself a good dancer in fact I might b going to [name of local club] thursday and we can dance together fyi im not into tanning I dont hav spiked hair but I am a good kooking guy who works and is not crazy and looking for sluts lol im 25 hispanic not fat or im toned goatee short blk hair and brn eyes if this sounds kewl let me kno

QuoteHey whats up.u.sound real k well I have natural tan dont nees that fake tan im brown year around if.u like for a true man and u are real.get back to me

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#69
November 08, 2011, 11:04:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2011, 10:57:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 10:21:43 PM
Flagged and removed. :(

After I was getting so much damn positive feedback, too. :(

Don't sweat it; mine always get flagged and removed after 10-20 minutes.

It's because you're too goddamn awesome.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
November 08, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 09:48:19 PM
What is your message to the single women of London, Roger?

I'm still coming up with my own, but I have actual emails to respond to as well, so it is taking time.

QuoteThis Century's Dylan Thomas Looking for His Muse.
30/M/Chelsea.  I am a poet, and a rather good one if I do say so myself, no matter what soul-less editors may say.  My problem is that I am at the moment lacking inspiration, and that's where you come in.  "You" are an upper middle class woman who can keep things going around me while I churn out timeless prose.  Cooking skills and a job a plus.  The ideal woman knows where the brandy is, can speak to me almost at my own level (I am easily threatened, as most great artists are), and doesn't question why poets need nude models at 2AM.

When the inevitable breakup finally happens, rest assured that I will never, in fact, leave you.  Instead, I shall stand on the walk outside your house in the rain, reading Emily Dickenson (or, for the right girl, my own work) in a vain attempt to soften your heart.  This will continue, more or less, for 8-9 years...At which time I plan to drink myself to death outside of a pub in New York City.  Then you'll be sorry.

No critics, please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#71
November 08, 2011, 11:13:19 PM
Hit me.   :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
November 08, 2011, 11:20:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2011, 11:03:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:

Quote for the masses?
Here's two!
QuoteWhat kind of music u dance too I consider myself a good dancer in fact I might b going to [name of local club] thursday and we can dance together fyi im not into tanning I dont hav spiked hair but I am a good kooking guy who works and is not crazy and looking for sluts lol im 25 hispanic not fat or im toned goatee short blk hair and brn eyes if this sounds kewl let me kno

QuoteHey whats up.u.sound real k well I have natural tan dont nees that fake tan im brown year around if.u like for a true man and u are real.get back to me

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???

This is ACTUALLY what's out there on the dating market.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#73
November 08, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 11:04:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2011, 10:57:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 08, 2011, 10:21:43 PM
Flagged and removed. :(

After I was getting so much damn positive feedback, too. :(

Don't sweat it; mine always get flagged and removed after 10-20 minutes.

It's because you're too goddamn awesome.

Nah, most likely it's because there's some freak who just goes through and flags everything posted by a woman. You can tell because if you look at the past week there are no (or very few) ads on previous days, and the ones that are left are all "Obese Christian lady seeks husband".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#74
November 08, 2011, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2011, 11:20:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2011, 11:03:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 08, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
First response. He took it utterly seriously. :lulz:

Quote for the masses?
Here's two!
QuoteWhat kind of music u dance too I consider myself a good dancer in fact I might b going to [name of local club] thursday and we can dance together fyi im not into tanning I dont hav spiked hair but I am a good kooking guy who works and is not crazy and looking for sluts lol im 25 hispanic not fat or im toned goatee short blk hair and brn eyes if this sounds kewl let me kno

QuoteHey whats up.u.sound real k well I have natural tan dont nees that fake tan im brown year around if.u like for a true man and u are real.get back to me

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???

This is ACTUALLY what's out there on the dating market.
Yep. Also, Fresno has its own special shade of dumb. Ask Jenne or Nigel - they'll confirm it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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