Peeling Back the Vinyl and Bringing the Portland Clap Home

[Doktor Howl]

I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.

This ain't my first rodeo, lady! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.

This ain't my first rodeo, lady! 

[East Coast Hustle]

Notice how she never actually specifies which river.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Notice how she never actually specifies which river.

Quiet, you.

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't think the Johnson Creek Strangler was ever caught.

Just sayin'.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think the Johnson Creek Strangler was ever caught.

Just sayin'.

I thought that was just the name of a band.

[East Coast Hustle]

Is it?

Or is that just what you want us to believe?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is it?

Or is that just what you want us to believe?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.