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So we carved our pumpkins today and...

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, October 30, 2006, 04:35:11 AM

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LMNO

Please note the absence of anything perverted said by myself.



LMNO
-Marriage has left me a changed man.  Kinda.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO on October 30, 2006, 03:24:08 PM
-Marriage has left me a changed man.  Kinda.

Tell me about it. I did a five stretch myself.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2006, 01:37:52 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on October 30, 2006, 06:40:19 AM
Oh my gosh you guys are silly  :-P

here...see? weird lookin, but still a chick.


...not much in the boobies department I'm affraid.
oh well, them's the breaks.

Pretty hawt, in a "burn the village and enslave the menfolk" kinda way.

I dig the hair.

TGRR,
Digs teh long hair.

The way it's arranged kind of makes my scalp hurt in sympathy.  Hair that long is heavy.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

Okay this has been doing my head in all day. Can you please show us the rest of that tattoo? I can't figure out what the fuck its meant to be.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Messier Undertree

Weird that. I was wondering the same thing. My bets on red goats skull. Wild guess I know, but I'm never wrong, you see.

Sir Squid Diddimus



Eeets a beeeg octopus.
Not done yet. There will be a giant squid added to the forearm, some water and bubbly stuff and he wants to add more color to the octopus. But these things take time...... and money.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on October 31, 2006, 02:32:31 AM


Eeets a beeeg octopus.
Not done yet. There will be a giant squid added to the forearm, some water and bubbly stuff and he wants to add more color to the octopus. But these things take time...... and money.

Nice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Nice squid but FFS get rid of the triple moon. I might see you on the street and set fire to you by accident. Wicca FTL!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper


Jenne

Awesomely artful mangling of pumpkin flesh ITT.  (and great looking tatts, too!)

I'm off to mutilate some squashes m'self.

Happy ghouling, PD.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 30, 2006, 09:53:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2006, 01:37:52 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on October 30, 2006, 06:40:19 AM
Oh my gosh you guys are silly  :-P

here...see? weird lookin, but still a chick.


...not much in the boobies department I'm affraid.
oh well, them's the breaks.

Pretty hawt, in a "burn the village and enslave the menfolk" kinda way.

I dig the hair.

TGRR,
Digs teh long hair.

The way it's arranged kind of makes my scalp hurt in sympathy.  Hair that long is heavy.

Is it just me, or is she OBVIOUSLY having a good time dressed like that around all those delightfully suburban types?

Outstanding.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

Those eyes creep me out.

Blue eyes always did.

Messier Undertree

#44
Hell, I'd do her.


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EDIT : And I respect her as a human being and an equal.