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Jason "Cabbage" Cabbagio, Scrubs season six

Petersburg by Andrei Bely
Next up: Мастер и Маргарита (The Master and Margarita) by Bulgakov

I sure do love me some Russian lit..

Probably better that I pay $150/hr instead of just buying the ink. I'd already be completely covered, if that was the case. 

Vargr = Vagary + Viagra

aka: The world's most random boner.

If there's one thing I love, it's a whimsical penis.

Troof. Med/nursing students practice on fruit before jabbing needles into people.

CS: That's actually pretty impressive (and v. cute). How many have you done?

Nooo, come on.  Look at those shoes.

I mean, shoes!  SHOES, DAMMIT!

Lesbians aren't allowed to like shoes?

-Eve,
has a nice shoe collection, thx

Sry Felix, you can't have her.

Not taught well in school
Fills internets, makes eyes bleed
PLZ NO MOAR IT HURTS.

NT: DIY piercings

Mittens, sweaters, socks
Sorry Dad, failed out of school
Now knitting for cash

NT: Overused emoticons

Stay away, palm thief!
Don't take my shiny pots--go
Eat a fucking fig.

NT: Richter's avatar

Yo, the trolling page looks great, Cain.

Agreed. Question--in Browsers > Firefox, should it be "multiple tabs" (currently "tags")?

It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."

The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..

I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf. 

Damn, now I want one.

Like this?

Like this!

I have f-holes on my back and the women symbol below my belly button. I wants moar, but can't afford them.