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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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#585
May 29, 2006, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleahem...

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

Being a biology student, I can theorize that wanting incredibly thin mates is social conditioning, not natural selection. In fact, ultra thinness makes a person LESS naturally fit, and thus should be selected against.

The breasts, however, IS.  8)

fixed.

Thank you for correcting me.  :oops:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Michal

#586
May 29, 2006, 11:06:07 PM
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

deet

#587
May 29, 2006, 11:21:47 PM
Would anyone like to comment on the parallels between the solitary nature of birdwatching, the type of person presumed to be involved in a such a pursuit, and the naming of birds "Boobs," and "Tufted Titmouse"?
All walls have two sides.

Subtract Eight!

#588
May 29, 2006, 11:35:44 PM
Lady Godiva.

I did not get it.

:)
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Prickly

#589
May 29, 2006, 11:49:45 PM
Also, when animals look for a mate they always go after butts because a: they're eye level, b: the guy's gonna be ramming part of his body into that so he wants to know it's well padded, c: you can smell their crotch and ass at the same time. In humans, the ass is no longer eye level or anywhere near, so while men still like to look at butts (I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny....), they end up looking at cleavage instead. Cleavage is visually similar to butt cheeks and therefore gives us a nice visual reminder of butts.
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Before the beginning, there was a 50/50 chance of either something or nothing existing. So, something and nothing decided to flip a coin to decide which of them would exist. However, in order for there to be a coin to flip, something had to have already won the toss. Therefore, you only exist because something is a cheating bastard.

Michal

#590
May 30, 2006, 12:00:42 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight!Lady Godiva.

I did not get it.

:)

The bird is called a tufted titmouse.

Do you get it now?

Good!
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

putz

#591
May 30, 2006, 12:29:04 AM


You really are children here I cant believe it???

Swashbuck

#592
May 30, 2006, 01:07:45 AM
Me thinks that Russ Meyer had the right attitude towards boobs.

I am fond of them, too.
All your base are belong to us

Malaul

#593
May 30, 2006, 01:09:03 AM
I like boobs
Coito ergo sum
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B_M_W

#594
May 30, 2006, 01:27:52 AM
Quote from: MalaulI like boobs

How much?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Idem

#595
May 30, 2006, 01:46:15 AM
Boobs are alright, depending on which species we are talking about.

B_M_W

#596
May 30, 2006, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: IdemBoobs are alright, depending on which species we are talking about.

Homo sapiens sapiens tend to be the ones Im interested in.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Michal

#597
May 30, 2006, 02:18:11 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHomo sapiens sapiens tend to be the ones Im interested in.

Ha! That reminds me, when I was little my family was visiting New York and we went into the museum of natural history. We went to the early humanity exhibit and, well... Lets just say that someone crossed out "sapiens" and rearranged the figures! :lol:
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

B_M_W

#598
May 30, 2006, 02:20:33 AM
Quote from: Lady Godiva
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeHomo sapiens sapiens tend to be the ones Im interested in.

Ha! That reminds me, when I was little my family was visiting New York and we went into the museum of natural history. We went to the early humanity exhibit and, well... Lets just say that someone crossed out "sapiens" and rearranged the figures! :lol:

That sounds like the kinda prank people pull at the NMNH.  :lol:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Michal

#599
May 30, 2006, 02:38:11 AM
It was pretty damn funny!
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.
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