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I would truly rather have my brain plugged into a roomba than to eventually shit myself on the floor of an old persons home.

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          I think that if you went and did that (shit myself on the floor of an old persons home), like right now, it would be invigorating and you would have life by the balls

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          DO IT IN A BURQUA

I couldn't really make out what the intended message is either.  Some people don't need to understand a message to let it make them angry.

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          This ought to be repeated at the beginning of every thread, and again after every three posts

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          Put a burqua on it

         

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         France is for lovers.

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          This is deja vu. Wasn't there another Playbunny murder recently?

- Lynn, Amersham, 07/1/2010 14:12

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          Odd that the boyfriend started printing flyers "hours after reporting her missing" almost as if he was sure that something terrible had happened to her. And to burn her body rather than dump it sounds like the killer knew she was somewhat famous and didn't want her to be identified. Was the boyfriends story, that he took a cab home, corroborated with the Taxi company? Most if not all of these clubs have surveillance video cameras. Did anyone think to check the video to see when and with whom the boyfriend left and also when and with whom she left? In a very public place such as a night club we can be sure that someone saw her with someone.

- Hugh, Beverly Hills, CA USA, 07/1/2010 14:30

         

This made me think of the EU assembly building:

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          That is FANTASTIC!!

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          "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." -Darth Vader

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          SUN RA was totally racist, but he fuckin rocks.

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          Those hormones can fuck with a girl. And then there's Wisconsin.

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          Ed Gein was comfortable with his sexuality. But Dahmer was racist.

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          SUU, I saw a bottle of yerba mate stout at the store today. What the hell would that be like?

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          ON MY 8TH SHUT UP MATE,
          I AM AT WORK AND WON'T CUP
         

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/22129881/detail.html

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          "what WERE they thinking?!"

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         " team america... fuck yeah" (the slow version)

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          "freakin sweet" (said in the style of Peter Griffin)

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          These aren't the droids you're looking for

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          The new DUBAI tower, "Burj Khalifa", bears an uncanny resemblance to the TOWER OF BABEL

         

         

it's not like you could tell, I suppose



waitaminute does EOT stand for Either/Or Troll perhaps

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          Your guess is as good as mine

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          It takes a troll to no a troll

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          May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?

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          The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?

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          I'm feeding the writings of Peter Sotos to the hens right now (eat it, dammit!!)

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          Is that brains?

[shit beatles 45's]

          Yes, well, I only read 'hemp woven thong monthly' for ALL of my info. My chickens are all stoned and shit beatles 45's.

I hope you're eBaying those.

You don't want the crap of carnivores in your garden, but giving omnivores treats of meat does not magically give them carnivore poop, or you couldn't use the crap of any free-ranging chicken. They eat anything that moves; including mice if they can catch them. And THAT thought actually is kind of gross.

Practical Poultry-Farming by L.M. Hurd says:

"The steady use of some form of animal protein such as milk products, meat scraps, tankage or fish meal cannot be too strongly emphasized."

Read the ingredients on your organic Cascade layer mash. It's not vegetarian.

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          Thou hast shown'th me the way of moderation in chicken feed

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          They're strictly feeding on tankage now. Dried animal residues, mmm. Scraped from a tank, nonetheless.

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          You know Cram, 'sun temple' is basically the 'Helm of awe', or damn near any of the 'Helms', and really a great sort of, transposition of primal forms. The latter image, the 'outer space' flyfot or whatever, is straight up cave man shit done 2010. I can't tell you how much I like these new fractals! If you're into it, I'd love a low down on your method and what you were thinking.

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          The goddess said not to stare directly into the...

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          Your images have reeally advanced since this thread began. These newest ones are fucking cool. And I was sick of "fractals" like, 15 years ago. I'd like to know more about how you base the images and then expand to get these epic fractal-scapes. These are inspiring, for sue

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          Butt is it really art?