A Very PD Holiday

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

[Eater of Clowns]

I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

No worries.  I've always wanted to hench, anyway.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Damn, EoC.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

I love this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Permission to share, EOC? With credit?

[Eater of Clowns]

I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

I love this.

It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Permission to share, EOC? With credit?

Of course! Most of the text is actually unchanged Dr. Seuss, but it still took a long time to get it just right.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Sez you.

[Eater of Clowns]

It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Sez you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had this vision of me during the sledding scene.

YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT   

I took the liberty of using Rog for the rhyming and figured it was okay because you might not be sleeping with Eris but she's definitely fucking you.

I love this.

It's probably the most important change in my own Discordia, after being introduced to it by Illuminatus! with the whole "all women are Eris and Eris is a sex goddess" thing. Maybe she is a sex goddess, but it's not going to be the kind you enjoy.

Permission to share, EOC? With credit?

Of course! Most of the text is actually unchanged Dr. Seuss, but it still took a long time to get it just right.

EXCELLENT. Thanks!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.

[Payne]

That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.

It looks like they're at a festival, but they're actually on a shaker belt at a Food Company^TM factory (you know the one, the guys with that cheery little jingle "OUR FOOD IS SLOP BUT YOU WILL EAT AND LIKE IT OR ELSE"). Yeah, they're on the shaker belt which is sorting out the good'uns from the wrong'uns and the just plain unseemly ones.

We all know what happens to the latter, but no one has ever told me what happens to the good'uns.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That makes me really uncomfortable for some reason I don't understand.

It looks like they're at a festival, but they're actually on a shaker belt at a Food Company^TM factory (you know the one, the guys with that cheery little jingle "OUR FOOD IS SLOP BUT YOU WILL EAT AND LIKE IT OR ELSE"). Yeah, they're on the shaker belt which is sorting out the good'uns from the wrong'uns and the just plain unseemly ones.

We all know what happens to the latter, but no one has ever told me what happens to the good'uns.

It's probably better not to know.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Soilent green is people!