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Sounds to me like you accidentally substituted Fail for Lail.


Your pie is Fail.

This ain't your ancestor's pie, boy. 

-R

good point - you evar hear of a pie being rofl?

No!

That's cos only cakes can be rofl - pies aint good enuff, plain and simple

My recipe for Roflcake always involved Lail, Justice, troll and Swote, whipped and left in the fridge to set. 

Ergo : Like Cheesecake, which = Pie.
Ergo : Roflcake = Pie.
So there.

-R

The Pie is all encompassing and all accepting.  The Pie requires no birthday, wedding, pomp, or circumstance.  The Pie will accept those cast out by the elitist and the pure, and will accept them with it's polymorphous charisma, and swarm the Synod of the cake as it sits stagnant in its traditional restrictions. 
The Pie lies open before thee, an empty crust in which "Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the recipe.
The Pie has never had a song written about it referencing sodomy. 
The Pie is equaly likely to abuse (your figure), so respect and embrace this two-edged confection that will either enrich thy life or drag thee to ruin (and cellulite).

-R 

Results: (In order by picture)

1: Nothing
2: Came Blood
3: More Blood
4: roflsauce
5: nothing
6: Iced Tea

And it was good.

-R

None of the really fucked japanese stuff?

-R

Babycakes : http://neilgaiman.info/Babycakes

-R

Well spoken!  
We do have quite a volume of information and urgency shoved at us daily.  News and media being a buisiness, and not a public service, some of this may be intentional.  If you provide a new, interesting taste, you get better addicts.  Ask any peddler of narcotics.  Sounds cynical, but without consumers (viewers, readers, listeners) attention they have nothing.  
In the same way, one could criticize politics as having become a buisiness, but that's a rant that's been made before.  

But all this second guessing - where does it leave us? It takes a lot of energy to be skeptical of everything. There seem to be few possible solutions.

1. remain critical all the time
or
2. retreat and live the hermit life

obviously there's some balance between those, but it's a precarious one at best.

As Jim Bowie said, it's a crooked game, but it's the only game in town.  Though some days the hermit option sounds better and better...

-R

How about cheesecake then?

Being a semisolid mass cotnained in a crust, I'd call it a pie exploring different facets of confectionary identity. 
It's relative, they Key Lime pie, is a good example of this assertion.

-R

Is there a confectionery specific version of General Relativity Theory then?

Does your pie taste better as you approach the speed of light because it has more mass, or will it just go to you thighs quicker?

These two pies are more cousins in their relativity.  As thay approach the speed of light, they both gain deliciousity at an equal rate.  The keylime will have a slightly higher flavor value at the outset, so garnishing the cheesecake with fruit has been recomended prior to acceleration.  This allows for a more comparative analysis of the effect (Torestein et al, Miskatonic Press, 1998).
Overall however, they both only make my thighs more luscious and my ghetto more booty.

-R

How about cheesecake then?

Being a semisolid mass cotnained in a crust, I'd call it a pie exploring different facets of confectionary identity. 
It's relative, they Key Lime pie, is a good example of this assertion.

-R

There is you're a psychologist carrying out investigations into its use for psychotherapy.  Or know some. 

In guided therapy LSD can be VERY effective for exploring personal issues (With a doctor who REALLy knows what they are doing).  There were some great studies done in the 1950's about it,  I'll try to dig some up.  Similar things have been tried with E in recent years, but I'm more wary of it as a drug.  (Also problematic getting pure, uncut stuff.)

-R   

That doesn't surprise me.  I would expect with a trained professional that the results could be quite extraordinary.

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/grofhist.htm  (History of LSD, uses and effects in therapy.)
http://www.a1b2c3.com/drugs/lsd03.htm  (Problems with LSD in therapy.  A non - scholarly source, but some decent coutnerpoints.)

A consistant point is always having a therapist or "Spotter" present with the person tripping, which agrees with common knowledge I've run into regarding any hallucinatory drug.  The second article has it's scare tactic points, but also addresses real concerns with the results of various effects. 
There's also a good bit of material on how any such research is being quashed in the U.S.

-R

I dealt with a similar BS in my own highschool, so beg pardon for bitterness.

Its like after Columbine.  Every teacher who has a student they hate now has the near perfect excuse to fuck their life up, if they are imaginative enough.  Classic Con style action, once the panic has set in and the powers are there, turn every level of society against each other.

Good point, and this goes for students as well.  If they put that bug in the right teacher / admin's ear, it's gauranteed calls to the police, and as you said, no turning back once it's started.

Paranoia and fear can be healthy, but I'm thinking too much makes people into their own terrorists.

-R

Straight "A" student, huh?
To pull those grade you need to either be a rote zombie or repressing SOMETHING. 

What did you just say about my kid?

Public schools, per my own run, were none to easy on the brain.

(Well, I did generalize and all.  Fire at will, sir.)

-R

Straight "A" student, huh?
To pull those grade you need to either be a rote zombie or repressing SOMETHING. 
Emotion was assigned, emotion was recieved.  Akin to being supprised when a dog locked ina  car on a hot day wants fresh air.

-R

There is you're a psychologist carrying out investigations into its use for psychotherapy.  Or know some. 

In guided therapy LSD can be VERY effective for exploring personal issues (With a doctor who REALLy knows what they are doing).  There were some great studies done in the 1950's about it,  I'll try to dig some up.  Similar things have been tried with E in recent years, but I'm more wary of it as a drug.  (Also problematic getting pure, uncut stuff.)

-R   

Much indecision between genocide and decadence ITT

Compromise with a good Roman Orgy maybe? 

-R