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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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Mourning Star

#255
November 17, 2006, 06:46:09 AM
Noted.

Thought most of those rules seemed like common sense...

I feel the most important rule of any scenario is

"If you're going to behave like an asshole, don't complain when people tell you shit's coming out of your mouth."

The whole bit about "True" or "Real" Discordianism doesn't even make sense to me...Ours is an ethos that changes at the whim of any one of it's members and is less organized than my fridge...except I think there's less semi-sentient green/purple mold in Discordianism...

~Angel
"I wish I could see outta two eyes." --Slick Rick the Ruler

Cain

#256
November 17, 2006, 06:55:37 AM
If they seem like common sense, chances are you'll do just fine here.

But some people (not naming any names) have needed to be reminded of such things now and again.

P3nT4gR4m

#257
November 17, 2006, 07:36:32 AM
None of these rules are common sense. They all look like nice ordinary rules but the effect is subliminal. Eventually these rules will fuck you up sure as a chainsaw enema.

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#258
November 17, 2006, 06:11:26 PM
it should also be noted that none of these rules are rules.

if you spam kiddie pr0n, I'll erase any trace that you ever existed from all of the internets. Other than that, the  only rule seems to be that if  two retards start arguing, the loudest most obnoxious asshole wins, and in some cases even takes over the entire  forum.
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#259
November 20, 2006, 03:04:32 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on November 17, 2006, 07:36:32 AM
None of these rules are common sense. They all look like nice ordinary rules but the effect is subliminal. Eventually these rules will fuck you up sure as a chainsaw enema.

THEY AREN'T RULES, GODDAMMIT! 

Now, read it again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

vexaph0d

#260
December 22, 2006, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on November 17, 2006, 06:46:09 AM
...except I think there's less semi-sentient green/purple mold in Discordianism...

HaAaHAHAHaAhAHaHAHAHaAha!!!

wrong.
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#261
January 02, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on November 17, 2006, 06:46:09 AM
Noted.

Thought most of those rules seemed like common sense...

I feel the most important rule of any scenario is

"If you're going to behave like an asshole, don't complain when people tell you shit's coming out of your mouth."

The whole bit about "True" or "Real" Discordianism doesn't even make sense to me...Ours is an ethos that changes at the whim of any one of it's members and is less organized than my fridge...except I think there's less semi-sentient green/purple mold in Discordianism...

~Angel
"I wish I could see outta two eyes." --Slick Rick the Ruler


That's True And Real Discordian, yuo vapid fucknozzle.

Mourning Star

#262
January 02, 2007, 06:03:24 AM
Quote from: Persistent Vegetative State on January 02, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
That's True And Real Discordian, yuo vapid fucknozzle.

You're a real charmer.  Or is that Charver?  Whichever..

The Good Reverend Roger

#263
January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:03:24 AM
Quote from: Persistent Vegetative State on January 02, 2007, 05:20:57 AM
That's True And Real Discordian, yuo vapid fucknozzle.

You're a real charmer.  Or is that Charver?  Whichever..



At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mourning Star

#264
January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?

BADGE OF HONOR

#265
January 02, 2007, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?


To appear like you understand something.  Anything.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#266
January 02, 2007, 06:30:43 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 02, 2007, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on January 02, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 06:11:27 AM
At least he's in a good mood today.

The last noob that tried too hard...well...

I see...  and somehow you view that I'm "trying too hard"

what exactly is it that you think I'm trying?


To appear like you understand something.  Anything.

Oh, dear.  RBG has arrived.

TGRR,
Going to get the hose and gloves.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#267
January 02, 2007, 06:34:33 AM
You know how I feel about ellipses.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#268
January 02, 2007, 06:35:15 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on January 02, 2007, 06:34:33 AM
You know how I feel about ellipses.

Um.

I've been using elipses in my rants for 4+ years.  :oops:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#269
January 02, 2007, 06:36:44 AM
Yeah...but you don't...type...like this..........
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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