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Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, January 21, 2014, 01:14:18 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

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Nephew Twiddleton

On the bright side, a goat like Biquette existed in the first place. And that's probably the most appropriate kind of animal to take to metal.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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This goat lived a more beautiful life than most humans ever will.
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That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.

And did it without gagging, because GOAT.
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Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.

And did it without gagging, because GOAT.

Biquette's diet was worse than even that:

Quote from: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/grind-goat-will-never-die-but-you-willWhat was her favorite food?
Number one: tobacco!!!! In all its forms (butts from the ashtray, lit cig in your hand....)
And more generally a little bit of all the stuff lying around. She consumed a decent amount of the bottom of pots of paint or oil drains too...it depended on the season. She drank alcohol pretty well too, of the sort of all the bottoms of glasses of bottles of booze that people hid in another part of the barn and that she managed to root out.
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Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Seconded. This has to happen.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Aye!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Aye!

Aye-aye!
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.