Seeing the fnords....

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Wow, those are some deep puns.


Also, I think there is at least some difference between the average hairless monkey that runs solely on robotic programming... and the hairless monkey that can occasionally rewrite some of the code.

But, that's just my opinion.

[LMNO]

I can dig it.

[hooplala]

I have nothing to contribute, but I like this thread.

[Lupernikes_shadowbark]

i just discipline monkeys but I can see where this is going

we like to think we are unique and apart but we aren't, we just think we're clever because we've told ourselves we are but I ask you, who's better off?  A monkey in a nice warm zoo who never has to worry about that much (except the ugly kids saying hurtful things about him) or we 'superior' apes who do everything possible to make life harder for ourselves??

[LMNO]

"Sometimes, you wish you took the blue pill, instead."

[Voodoo]

i just discipline monkeys but I can see where this is going

we like to think we are unique and apart but we aren't, we just think we're clever because we've told ourselves we are but I ask you, who's better off?  A monkey in a nice warm zoo who never has to worry about that much (except the ugly kids saying hurtful things about him) or we 'superior' apes who do everything possible to make life harder for ourselves??

the answer is we superior apes. 

[Payne]

There are no superior apes. You get apes, hairless apes, and apes who are climbing towards "heaven". You occasionally get superior mutants, but they are much less common than you'd believe, thank God.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

i just discipline monkeys but I can see where this is going

we like to think we are unique and apart but we aren't, we just think we're clever because we've told ourselves we are but I ask you, who's better off?  A monkey in a nice warm zoo who never has to worry about that much (except the ugly kids saying hurtful things about him) or we 'superior' apes who do everything possible to make life harder for ourselves??

Now monkeys that live in a zoo,
might seem like a fine life for you.
For they're always fed,
and have a nice bed,
and a concrete floor covered in poo.

But those that live totally free,
do seem like a bad choice to me.
though freedom feels regal,
the Philippine Eagle,
can snatch them right out of a tree.

The best option that I could find,
takes both of the former entwined.
Make your home in the dock,
but keep a key to the lock
then sneak out to have a good time!