Khore in the Chapel Perilous

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"subhuman foreign whiners" you say... hm... to stupid to answer. I belived that Discordianism was a "superior" religion for clever people. Now im know that stupidity is the principal error of human being. The problem is that you dont know that we, ALL, are stupids and then whiners too. You think... what? you think? If you could speak spanish, i could loling hard with you but you cant

Sorry, we Americans only speak the language GOD gave to us.  We leave the monkey-jabbering for you offshore types.

I am impressed, though.  You speak English almost as if you actually understand what you're saying.  The more clever dolphins can give that illusion as well, or so I hear.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LMNO:  I am a bad person.

[Khore]

Hahaha, you funny too my friend.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hahaha, you funny too my friend.

Well, that's the whole trick behind Discordianism, isn't it?  Laugh until you can't stop screaming.  Laugh until your guts bleed.  Keep fucking laughing, but always remember this:  If you think it's just a joke, then you'll never get the fucking punchline.

Coming into Discordianism to get your head straight is like crawling out onto the highway to learn how to walk.  All that "chapel perilous" shit is emo garbage for waterheads and whiners.  If you're a FREAK and a MUTANT and a MONSTER, then YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.  If you don't know who or what you are, then you are probably better off in counseling. 

Or not.  It's all the same to me if you're partying in the club car, or standing on the tracks.

[East Coast Hustle]

"subhuman foreign whiners" you say... hm... to stupid to answer. I belived that Discordianism was a "superior" religion for clever people. Now im know that stupidity is the principal error of human being. The problem is that you dont know that we, ALL, are stupids and then whiners too. You think... what? you think? If you could speak spanish, i could loling hard with you but you cant

Sorry, we Americans only speak the language GOD gave to us.  We leave the monkey-jabbering for you offshore types.

I am impressed, though.  You speak English almost as if you actually understand what you're saying.  The more clever dolphins can give that illusion as well, or so I hear.

I'm pretty sure that if I can barely tell whether or not you're being serious here, there's no way someone who isn't a native English speaker is going to pick up on the potential sarcasm/intentionally over-the-top humor. Not telling you what to do or say, just pointing out that this sort of response, if misinterpreted, is unlikely to make non-English speaking discordians look favorably on us or even bother to take the time to figure out what we're all about here. It would be a shame if we ended up alienating a huge percentage of the world's potential bipeds just because we can't adjust or tone down our particular brand of humorous assholishness long enough for them to understand WHY we're like that.

I know that if I went to a mostly spanish-speaking discordian forum and tried to join the dialogue only to be told that I was a subhuman foreigner that didn't speak god's intended language, I might not be able to understand the underlying nuance in a language not my own, and probably wouldn't bother sticking around long enough to figure it out.

Just sayin'.

[Khore]

Hahaha, you funny too my friend.

Well, that's the whole trick behind Discordianism, isn't it?  Laugh until you can't stop screaming.  Laugh until your guts bleed.  Keep fucking laughing, but always remember this:  If you think it's just a joke, then you'll never get the fucking punchline.

Coming into Discordianism to get your head straight is like crawling out onto the highway to learn how to walk.  All that "chapel perilous" shit is emo garbage for waterheads and whiners.  If you're a FREAK and a MUTANT and a MONSTER, then YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.  If you don't know who or what you are, then you are probably better off in counseling. 

Or not.  It's all the same to me if you're partying in the club car, or standing on the tracks.

Only a few words:

The use of E-Prime cancel your curse.
Chapel Perilous is real, and is as real as the ego or your mother.

Believe me, is real. And you have your reality tunnel and i have my reality tunnel. Dont worry, be happy. Ok?

[Freeky]

That picture makes me laugh so hard.   

[Khore]

"subhuman foreign whiners" you say... hm... to stupid to answer. I belived that Discordianism was a "superior" religion for clever people. Now im know that stupidity is the principal error of human being. The problem is that you dont know that we, ALL, are stupids and then whiners too. You think... what? you think? If you could speak spanish, i could loling hard with you but you cant

Sorry, we Americans only speak the language GOD gave to us.  We leave the monkey-jabbering for you offshore types.

I am impressed, though.  You speak English almost as if you actually understand what you're saying.  The more clever dolphins can give that illusion as well, or so I hear.

I'm pretty sure that if I can barely tell whether or not you're being serious here, there's no way someone who isn't a native English speaker is going to pick up on the potential sarcasm/intentionally over-the-top humor. Not telling you what to do or say, just pointing out that this sort of response, if misinterpreted, is unlikely to make non-English speaking discordians look favorably on us or even bother to take the time to figure out what we're all about here. It would be a shame if we ended up alienating a huge percentage of the world's potential bipeds just because we can't adjust or tone down our particular brand of humorous assholishness long enough for them to understand WHY we're like that.

I know that if I went to a mostly spanish-speaking discordian forum and tried to join the dialogue only to be told that I was a subhuman foreigner that didn't speak god's intended language, I might not be able to understand the underlying nuance in a language not my own, and probably wouldn't bother sticking around long enough to figure it out.

Just sayin'.

TRUTH. I confuse, i dont know if "The Good Reverend Roger" is kidding, or, if he is serious.
I think he has a lot of anger.

[LMNO]

I think he has a lot of anger.

That, at least, is 169% true.

[LMNO]

LMNO:  I am a bad person.

BAD HOLY™ MAN!  GO TO YOUR CORNER!

[East Coast Hustle]

Khore, TGRR is probably the all-time world champion of assholishness (and I say that as a measure of respect and admiration) but he is the furthest thing from a bigot or a xenophobe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[East Coast Hustle]

True enough, but that's hardly a reason to run off people who want to be part of this place without giving them any time at all to understand how we roll.

I mean, if we're only interested in people who already get it immediately upon arriving here then we're pretty much fucked.

[Khore]

Khore, TGRR is probably the all-time world champion of assholishness (and I say that as a measure of respect and admiration) but he is the furthest thing from a bigot or a xenophobe.

Thanks for the info. As i guess, he is only "joking" hehe

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

True enough, but that's hardly a reason to run off people who want to be part of this place without giving them any time at all to understand how we roll.

I mean, if we're only interested in people who already get it immediately upon arriving here then we're pretty much fucked.

I've been waiting for the "you aren't being nice" moment all morning.

Here's the thing; this entire forum consists 99% of people calling each other on their shit.

If someone shows up full of shit, and isn't called on it or can't handle being called on it, how does anyone benefit?

If this guy can stick it out long enough to become a regular, he's probably someone people here want to know. If not... well, there's totse2.