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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 28, 2014, 08:58:25 PM

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Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.




Damn.

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Living with my grandparents has brought all kinds of interesting surprises. For example, my grandparents are islamophobes. They aren't too fond of Sikhs in the RCMP either; apparently, mounties with turbans are a violation of Canadian identity. Whatever that is. They kept talking about it as "giving in" or "surrendering"; I wasn't aware that Canada was engaged in a holy war with Sikhs. Needless to say, I'm disappointed in them. They're usually intelligent, lucid, kind people, and my grandfather in particular is a retired history teacher who was alive during World War II. They should really know better.
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Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.

That's too bad.
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Ah hell, my neighbor lost her first patient at work today. (Yes, Katniss Everdeen is actually a Geriatric LPN.) It wasn't expected, it just went downhill fast, and she's kind of a mess about it. She knows it comes with the job, but I guess she didn't expect an actual impact.

I'm bringing her a margarita, and reminding her that it's okay to be sad. Because that means she's a human who gave a shit, and that it's important to these folks dying to have nurses that actually give a shit. There's too many medical professionals who are so desensitized to their jobs, I hope she doesn't lose heart.
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Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.

That sucks, Waffle, I'm sorry.
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Back to the fecal matter in the pool

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Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.

Dude! Sorry, man. That's such a shitty feeling.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Suu on May 09, 2014, 06:42:35 PM
I'm being told by email that sewing isn't that expensive and that I really shouldn't charge as much as I do, because they could do it themselves for cheaper.

QuoteSo why do you charge 20 an hour for sewing? that seems expensive, i mean like i can sew it myself for cheaper. If anything, you can work for minimum wage, that at least seems fair, rite? What is the minimum wage where u live? It just seems rediculous, i know linen is like 10 a yard but your totally ripping me off i feel.

I'm not justifying that with a response.

Are you sure that isn't someone trolling you? If that person is serious, I just... have no words. At all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.

I'm sorry, Waffles, that is sucktastic. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.

That really sucks. :(

As your doctor, I recommend copious amounts of hugs.
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