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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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You've got no legs?

Started by AFK, November 04, 2005, 02:55:40 AM

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AFK

November 04, 2005, 02:55:40 AM
Don't come crawling to me!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

illusion

#1
November 06, 2005, 08:51:55 AM
Don't whine to me about losing your voice because I don't want to hear it.

agent compassion

#2
November 06, 2005, 08:54:19 AM
So you got your hand ripped off? Don't go pointing the finger at me, this was your own fault.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
November 06, 2005, 09:12:00 AM
Well.. It started out punny I guess...

Cain

#4
November 06, 2005, 09:14:22 AM
Quote from:  Well.. It started out punny I guess...

They killed teh punnay?

:lol:

Please, kill me now, before it spreads....

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#5
November 06, 2005, 09:15:30 AM
Sorry chief, you're on your own. The alcohol poisoning has already set in for me.

Cain

#6
November 06, 2005, 09:19:19 AM
Damnit, its such a good scotch to squander on this too....

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#7
November 06, 2005, 09:20:13 AM
*falls over*

hooplala

#8
November 09, 2005, 04:48:21 PM
*shoots everyone in this thread*
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#9
November 10, 2005, 12:47:23 PM
*fnordiscordia's corpse gives BVH some horrible disease*

hooplala

#10
November 10, 2005, 03:17:35 PM
Shit, Fn.ordie's corpse gave me Mono!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#11
November 14, 2005, 07:31:19 PM
Actually it was not my intention to start a pun thread.  Which is odd because I likes me the puns.  I just thought it would be fun to start a thread with a quote from a Lawnmower Deth song.  I figured it's probably the first and last time that's ever happend on PD.COM.  Me thinks PD.ORG needs a Lawnmower Deth post.  I shall have to dig into my catalog to find an appropriate title.  Oh, here we go.  "Maim, Mower Maim".  Perfect.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#12
November 14, 2005, 07:45:11 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

ECH,
forgot about them
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#13
November 14, 2005, 07:45:58 PM
Of course, the applicable Bloodhound Gang song must now be quoted:

"She Ain't Got No Legs"

I Remember The Day I Saw You Hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling, You Had A Problem
You Didn't Have Any Legs, Just A Smile And Some Stumps
No Smelly Feet, A Torso To Hump
No Baby, Love... Yeah, That's What We'd Be Making
Ride You Like A Sit And Spin Until Your Stumps Started Aching
Spin You Around, Yeah Roll You Nearyeah
Turn You Upside Down To Hold My Beer

Cain

#14
November 14, 2005, 07:48:17 PM
There is an applicable Bloodhound Gang song for everything.  Everything.
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