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Started by hooplala, September 12, 2012, 06:22:24 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!
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hooplala

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:02:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 07:50:15 PM
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Quote from: VERBL on September 12, 2012, 07:19:28 PM


Anyway, there are fortunately several other plants out there you can eat, and some of them even provide protein. :)

A muslim friend of mine  issued a fatwa a few years ago, declaring bacon to be a fruit, and therefore halal, so you're absolutely right.

I like this friend of yours.  He seems so much more reasonable than most religious people I know, of ANY religion.

He's a great guy. He goes by the moniker Mad Mullah Hastur, has a bigger beard than me, and is Norway's leading expert on the history of vibrators.

You will bring this man to Tucson.  We need him.

And if you can't afford the trip, no worries.  Everyone dies eventually, and you two are DEFINITELY slated for Tucson.  Weird bastards.

I will bring him in a suit case if I have to.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

He's in congress.  Get some mayo and a really big knife.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:02:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 07:49:22 PM
Quote from: VERBL on September 12, 2012, 07:19:28 PM


Anyway, there are fortunately several other plants out there you can eat, and some of them even provide protein. :)

A muslim friend of mine  issued a fatwa a few years ago, declaring bacon to be a fruit, and therefore halal, so you're absolutely right.

I like this friend of yours.  He seems so much more reasonable than most religious people I know, of ANY religion.

He's a great guy. He goes by the moniker Mad Mullah Hastur, has a bigger beard than me, and is Norway's leading expert on the history of vibrators.

You will bring this man to Tucson.  We need him.

And if you can't afford the trip, no worries.  Everyone dies eventually, and you two are DEFINITELY slated for Tucson.  Weird bastards.

I will bring him in a suit case if I have to.

Two words:  AIR HOLES.

Our dumpsters are already full.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

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hooplala

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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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It's also not cannibalism, unless you eat people anyway.

Of course, this raises an important question: which is more wrong?  Eating your own poop-steak, or someone elses?

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Ultimately everything is recycled poop. Bears shit on the ground grass ets the shit as do flies and microbes. Cows eat grass frogs eat flies. People eat cows frenchmen eat frogs and so on.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 11:17:44 PM
Ultimately everything is recycled poop. Bears shit on the ground grass ets the shit as do flies and microbes. Cows eat grass frogs eat flies. People eat cows frenchmen eat frogs and so on.

Hint: google "Japan poop steak"
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Quote from: Net on September 13, 2012, 12:26:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 11:17:44 PM
Ultimately everything is recycled poop. Bears shit on the ground grass ets the shit as do flies and microbes. Cows eat grass frogs eat flies. People eat cows frenchmen eat frogs and so on.

Hint: google "Japan poop steak"

I know. That's what I was responding to. :)
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

Real people don't dress like this

Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Why not? Makes it a whole lot more fair going up against unarmed soccer hooligans.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS