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Started by Cain, November 10, 2015, 12:36:46 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 23, 2015, 06:19:39 AM
Quote from: Meunster on November 23, 2015, 06:08:14 AM
AUTISM AND IRL SHIT POSTING ARE MY SPECIALITIES. LIFE IS A SHIT POST. MEAN9ING IS MEANING LESS.
nothign mayyer ayets everyhting is full of meaning. everything is shit, yet the world is grat in cotnrast. MY ACTIONS ARENT PERSONAL INSULTS BECAUSE THE WORLD ISNT'T MEANING FUL.

life liberty and the pursuit of happyness. no hooves.
Your nihilism bores me.

The affectation of jaded nihilism has been popular for teenagers across millennia.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

My google fu is weak.

I'm looking for that meme that says something like "If your business can't afford to pay someone a living wage, it's a shitty business that deserves to fail," or something like that, but better said.

Cain


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That's a good one. And also, a point that I can't believe so many people don't understand.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I was having a hard time understanding why I woke up feeling like I am going to die, and then I realized that I have a UTI.

It's going to be a long day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nast

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 24, 2015, 02:56:23 PM
I was having a hard time understanding why I woke up feeling like I am going to die, and then I realized that I have a UTI.

It's going to be a long day.

Oh no! That is seriously the worst. I hope you feel less like dying soon.  :(
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2015, 11:58:55 PM
That's a good one. And also, a point that I can't believe so many people don't understand.

Some days, it's tempting to buy into Marxist conceptions of false consciousness.

In gameplay news, I'm working on my modlist now.  I'm going to hold off for a few days and see if the Requiem Survival Experience patches for Frostfall 3.0...if not, I'll use an alternate patch and iNeed, (a lightweight alternative to Realistic Needs and Diseases) and perhaps let Hunterborn sit by the wayside, at least until it also updates to integrate Campfire better.  Backstory and character personality decided upon...my character will be Dunmer, a minor noble of House Telvanni sent to Skyrim to keep an eye on the Thalmor.  No necromancy, partly because it's OP (resurrect Lokil or Malkorn and faceroll every enemy in the game) and partly because it's against Dunmer traditions of ancestor worship (ghosts and daedra are cool, however).

Pæs

Wondering whether the hostage-takers in France today were planning their heist for last week but decided to wait a few days for everything to calm down.
"Nah, in a week or so everyone will be less on edge about armed men taking hostages. Wait until then for the robbery."

Cain

Quote from: Pæs on November 24, 2015, 08:00:22 PM
Wondering whether the hostage-takers in France today were planning their heist for last week but decided to wait a few days for everything to calm down.
"Nah, in a week or so everyone will be less on edge about armed men taking hostages. Wait until then for the robbery."

:lulz:  Once again, proving the point that criminals are rarely masterminds.  "No, trust me, they totally won't send out a small army of gendarmes after us."

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2015, 03:18:53 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 23, 2015, 06:19:39 AM
Quote from: Meunster on November 23, 2015, 06:08:14 AM
AUTISM AND IRL SHIT POSTING ARE MY SPECIALITIES. LIFE IS A SHIT POST. MEAN9ING IS MEANING LESS.
nothign mayyer ayets everyhting is full of meaning. everything is shit, yet the world is grat in cotnrast. MY ACTIONS ARENT PERSONAL INSULTS BECAUSE THE WORLD ISNT'T MEANING FUL.

life liberty and the pursuit of happyness. no hooves.
Your nihilism bores me.

The affectation of jaded nihilism has been popular for teenagers across millennia.

Yeah... when you think about it the very fact that our culture has enough slack in it to allow the tendency to persist into the 20s, 30s, and even no small number of forty-something folks and onwards speaks volumes about how much actual spare time after subsistence needs living in the "first world" affords people.

I wonder if there's a hard mathematical function to describe it. I'd call it the Jerkoff Function. The more time that one has to read nihilo-porn and jerk off, the more of a nothing jerkoff one becomes, absent other factors.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

LMNO


Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nast on November 24, 2015, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 24, 2015, 02:56:23 PM
I was having a hard time understanding why I woke up feeling like I am going to die, and then I realized that I have a UTI.

It's going to be a long day.

Oh no! That is seriously the worst. I hope you feel less like dying soon.  :(

I feel moderately less like dying, but I definitely do not feel good. I need to make pies but I am tempted to just go to bed and stay there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 25, 2015, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2015, 03:18:53 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 23, 2015, 06:19:39 AM
Quote from: Meunster on November 23, 2015, 06:08:14 AM
AUTISM AND IRL SHIT POSTING ARE MY SPECIALITIES. LIFE IS A SHIT POST. MEAN9ING IS MEANING LESS.
nothign mayyer ayets everyhting is full of meaning. everything is shit, yet the world is grat in cotnrast. MY ACTIONS ARENT PERSONAL INSULTS BECAUSE THE WORLD ISNT'T MEANING FUL.

life liberty and the pursuit of happyness. no hooves.
Your nihilism bores me.

The affectation of jaded nihilism has been popular for teenagers across millennia.

Yeah... when you think about it the very fact that our culture has enough slack in it to allow the tendency to persist into the 20s, 30s, and even no small number of forty-something folks and onwards speaks volumes about how much actual spare time after subsistence needs living in the "first world" affords people.

I wonder if there's a hard mathematical function to describe it. I'd call it the Jerkoff Function. The more time that one has to read nihilo-porn and jerk off, the more of a nothing jerkoff one becomes, absent other factors.

:lulz: Please turn this idea into some sort of shareable infographic. Please.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."