I think you're kind've a twat and I'm only being nice to you because you have cancer.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: YattoDobbs on December 16, 2008, 03:45:52 AMpention to ban
Quote from: Jenne on December 16, 2008, 04:28:21 AM
Well, shit, I have a 5% off coupon to BevMo, so I think this weekend I'll go and get some Dogfish if they have some.
Quote from: GA on December 10, 2008, 05:37:58 AMQuote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2008, 02:16:04 AM
A few suggestions:
Don't be haughty about it, don't gloat about it. Say it very matter-of-fact whenever it comes up "Why, because I am a god, of course."
I had a lengthy conversation with a friend of mine which consisted roughly of me declaring "I've decided that everything only exists because I will it to."
He replied, "Well that's ridiculous, things were around before you were."
To which I said, "No, when I willed things into existence I created history, memories, and everything else at once. I can make them cease to exist as I wish."
He said, "Okay, do that. Make things cease to exist."
I said, "I just did, you don't remember it because you didn't exist."
It's a very childish argument, but like the best childish arguments is one for which most adults are not prepared.
Make me have a memory of eating a banana while dodging flaming shit of distilled hate while mounted on a pterodactyl.
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It is my firm belief to not hold firm beliefs.
Quote from: theborderlinesimpleton on December 08, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
We're getting pwnt by men in a cave.
Embarassing, to say the least.
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 06, 2008, 09:25:10 PMQuote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PMQuote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PMQuote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
Well, technically, "Apocalypse Now" is the best film ever.