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#4711
Or Kill Me / Re: One Sentence Rants
December 20, 2008, 05:32:29 PM
I think you're kind've a twat and I'm only being nice to you because you have cancer.
#4712
Principia Discussion / Re: Subject
December 17, 2008, 01:53:33 PM
Fap comment about image.
#4713
Literate Chaotic / Re: Very Short Stories (3 sentences)
December 16, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Determination ran in the family, although one might argue paranoia, that perpetually crippling offspring of the "healthy imagination" he'd possessed as a child, was just as common in what his father half-jokingly referred to as "the clan."  Sitting before his school principal, the confidence he wore seconds ago melted when he realized he hadn't prepared a coherent way of presenting his argument.  The time for such things having passed, he proceeded, "I want to create a pention to ban history from our school, or something to protect us from time travelers who might use our own history against us, or...?"
#4715
Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.
December 16, 2008, 07:44:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 16, 2008, 04:28:21 AM
Well, shit, I have a 5% off coupon to BevMo, so I think this weekend I'll go and get some Dogfish if they have some.

Their World Wide Stout looks tempting, but skip it in favor of Stone's Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout.
#4716
Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.
December 14, 2008, 03:30:16 AM
I won't try to review it, but I just tried Dogfish Head's Palo Santo Marron and:

1.  I'm fucking lit.  That shit's 12%.

2.  I've never tried anything quite like it.
#4717
Principia Discussion / Re: Subject
December 13, 2008, 02:57:59 AM
Impartial Mediation
#4718
Or Kill Me / Re: BITCH'S BREW
December 13, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
You all fail, Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.


                    Is that a grenade!?
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#4719
Principia Discussion / Re: Subject
December 11, 2008, 10:38:14 PM
Enthusiastic Continuation!
#4720
Principia Discussion / Re: Hey, Mahdjikqual types
December 10, 2008, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: GA on December 10, 2008, 05:37:58 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2008, 02:16:04 AM
A few suggestions:

Don't be haughty about it, don't gloat about it.  Say it very matter-of-fact whenever it comes up "Why, because I am a god, of course."

I had a lengthy conversation with a friend of mine which consisted roughly of me declaring "I've decided that everything only exists because I will it to."
He replied, "Well that's ridiculous, things were around before you were."
To which I said, "No, when I willed things into existence I created history, memories, and everything else at once.  I can make them cease to exist as I wish."
He said, "Okay, do that.  Make things cease to exist."
I said, "I just did, you don't remember it because you didn't exist."

It's a very childish argument, but like the best childish arguments is one for which most adults are not prepared.

Make me have a memory of eating a banana while dodging flaming shit of distilled hate while mounted on a pterodactyl.

Don't feel like it.
#4721
Principia Discussion / Re: Hey, Mahdjikqual types
December 10, 2008, 02:16:04 AM
A few suggestions:

Don't be haughty about it, don't gloat about it.  Say it very matter-of-fact whenever it comes up "Why, because I am a god, of course."

I had a lengthy conversation with a friend of mine which consisted roughly of me declaring "I've decided that everything only exists because I will it to."
He replied, "Well that's ridiculous, things were around before you were."
To which I said, "No, when I willed things into existence I created history, memories, and everything else at once.  I can make them cease to exist as I wish."
He said, "Okay, do that.  Make things cease to exist."
I said, "I just did, you don't remember it because you didn't exist."

It's a very childish argument, but like the best childish arguments is one for which most adults are not prepared.
#4722
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordianism and Morality
December 10, 2008, 01:22:35 AM
Ethical relativism is just as much an excuse to do whatever you want as ethical righteousness.

Quote from: some guy
It is my firm belief to not hold firm beliefs.
#4723
Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.
December 08, 2008, 06:56:19 PM
Jim Calagione of Dogfish Head is whacked out of his fucking gourd, a trait which evidently lends itself quite well to the business of brewing.  I'm interested in trying Palo Santo Marron and Midas Touch because of how those brews came into existence.  There's an in-depth article detailing Calagione here:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/11/24/081124fa_fact_bilger?currentPage=1

In short, Palo Santo Marron is brewed in a barrel made of a highly dense and aromatic wood from South America called palo santo.  Midas Touch, meanwhile, was inspired by the analysis of a beverage sediment found in cups from King Midas' tomb.

Good reviews, I'll have to check some of those out.
#4724
Quote from: theborderlinesimpleton on December 08, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
:lulz:

We're getting pwnt by men in a cave.
Embarassing, to say the least.

Just what are you trying to say?
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#4725
Or Kill Me / Re: BITCH'S BREW
December 06, 2008, 09:27:22 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 06, 2008, 09:25:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

I always thought that was pretty peculiar.

So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.

     She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

     This is what I'm talking about.

It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.

      Well, technically, "Apocalypse Now" is the best film ever.

Technically Citizen Kane is the best film ever.