National Geographic

[wade]

I am a voyeur, and for quite some time now (approximately six months=quite some time) I have had this one idea run through my mind, which is what I am about to share with you all.

I keep on thinking about a scenario where homeless people are given handguns and ammunition.  I would love to observe their actions once they acquire the weapon, and ammunition.     

I'm not proud of myself for wanting to watch this either, it's hard for me to explain.  I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.

[hunter s.durden]

What exactly do you think would happen?

[wade]

it depsnds on what type of person gets it.

[Cainad (dec.)]

According to you, homeless people. All homeless people are not created equal, so we could expect a great deal of chaos.

My prediction is that it would result in a massive increase in general paranoia. A sudden jump in the chance (real or imagined) of getting randomly shot would freak people out.

[hunter s.durden]

it depsnds on what type of person gets it.

Yeah, homeless, we established that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I am a voyeur, and for quite some time now (approximately six months=quite some time) I have had this one idea run through my mind, which is what I am about to share with you all.

I keep on thinking about a scenario where homeless people are given handguns and ammunition.  I would love to observe their actions once they acquire the weapon, and ammunition.     

I'm not proud of myself for wanting to watch this either, it's hard for me to explain.  I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.

With any luck at all, they'll shoot you in the face and take your stuff.

[hunter s.durden]

That's what I was thinking.

I'm not proud of myself for wanting to watch this either, it's hard for me to explain.  I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.

Unfortunate indeed.

I hate being an entertainer.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Besides, this is "Or Kill Me", the rant section, not "Emo Central", the "tell me all your grotty secrets" section.

[wade]

At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"  

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  also, would I even know or care what justice is.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"   

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is. 

Bearing in mind that many homeless people - and I am an authority on the subject - blame radio DJs, gas station attendants, etc, for putting transmitters in their heads   and putting orbital mind control lasers over them, this would lead to a whole bunch of not-as-funny-as-we'd-hoped-for shit.

Fuck you and your "justice".  There's basically no difference between you and Alberto "Anything for a Laugh" Gonzalez.

[hunter s.durden]

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is. 

What the goddamn fuck does this have to do with what you said in the first place?!?

I really hope you're an alt playing the stupid game, because the thought of a real person this dumb makes me cry into my 40.

[wade]

The Good Reverend Roger

yeah, you're probably right.   Although, I wasn't hoping for "funny shit", I only wanted to watch, without hopes or expectations.

[wade]

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is. 

What the goddamn fuck does this have to do with what you said in the first place?!?

I really hope you're an alt playing the stupid game, because the thought of a real person this dumb makes me cry into my 40.

i'm stupid beyond belief, what difference does it make anyways?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Good Reverend Roger

yeah, you're probably right.   Although, I wasn't hoping for "funny shit", I only wanted to watch, without hopes or expectations.

Ah.  So, basically, you're the same as the average cabbage, hooked on his war porn.

Gotcha.

[Thurnez Isa]

At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"   

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is. 

Bearing in mind that many homeless people - and I am an authority on the subject - blame radio DJs, gas station attendants, etc, for putting transmitters in their heads   and putting orbital mind control lasers over them, this would lead to a whole bunch of not-as-funny-as-we'd-hoped-for shit.

Fuck you and your "justice".  There's basically no difference between you and Alberto "Anything for a Laugh" Gonzalez.

in truth Roger is an expert in orbital mind control rays