OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Congrats, it's human.

Great.

[Bu🤠ns]

Mine too, Nigel,  mine too. 

They live pretty affluent lives for being so damn poor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mine too, Nigel,  mine too. 

They live pretty affluent lives for being so damn poor.

Seriously. I just had this awful conversation with it about why it's not OK to make fun of people for things they have no control over, like being straight and cis, and it was like "No,  it's OK to make fun of people as long as they aren't oppressed for things I think I'm oppressed for" and I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH what have I even tried to instill in you, you total entitled asshole.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

I apologize for my generation, Nigel.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

See, this is why we need a reality show just for this kind of special snowflake. Allow the transethnics and otherkin to live out thier imagined fantasies of living in poverty or being a wolf and see if by the end of the episode they're not running for the hills screaming"WHY DID I WANT THIS!? WHY DID I WANT THIS!?"

[Demolition Squid]

I was similarly obnoxious when I was a teenager. Until I had to do it myself, I didn't realize how fucking hard it is just to get by.

[Ben Shapiro]

Mine too, Nigel,  mine too. 

They live pretty affluent lives for being so damn poor.

Seriously. I just had this awful conversation with it about why it's not OK to make fun of people for things they have no control over, like being straight and cis, and it was like "No,  it's OK to make fun of people as long as they aren't oppressed for things I think I'm oppressed for" and I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH what have I even tried to instill in you, you total entitled asshole.

[Bruno]

If I had known what an Emo was (if there was such a thing) when I was a teenager, I probably would have considered myself one. I might even still qualify today at the age of 43.


AMUSING ANECDOTE: I recently discovered that my proto-combover hairdo, if combed down and to the right rather than back and to the left, as I usually wear it, is, in fact, Emo hair.

I think it must be destiny or something.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I apologize for my generation, Nigel.

Thank you. That makes me feel a little bit better, because it gives me hope that some of them will actually pull their heads out of their asses.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I had known what an Emo was (if there was such a thing) when I was a teenager, I probably would have considered myself one. I might even still qualify today at the age of 43.


AMUSING ANECDOTE: I recently discovered that my proto-combover hairdo, if combed down and to the right rather than back and to the left, as I usually wear it, is, in fact, Emo hair.

I think it must be destiny or something.

It's never too late!

Hey, we're the same age. When's your birthday?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In other news of shit just not working, I tried to phone in my doxycycline refill. Automated system tells me I have no refills. The pharmacy only gave me 30 pills because my insurance company would only cover one month's worth, but I have .32 refill on the bottle.

Now I  have to drive to NW Portland and wait while they figure it out. Sigh.

[Bruno]

If I had known what an Emo was (if there was such a thing) when I was a teenager, I probably would have considered myself one. I might even still qualify today at the age of 43.


AMUSING ANECDOTE: I recently discovered that my proto-combover hairdo, if combed down and to the right rather than back and to the left, as I usually wear it, is, in fact, Emo hair.

I think it must be destiny or something.

It's never too late!

Hey, we're the same age. When's your birthday?

I turn 43 in July.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I had known what an Emo was (if there was such a thing) when I was a teenager, I probably would have considered myself one. I might even still qualify today at the age of 43.


AMUSING ANECDOTE: I recently discovered that my proto-combover hairdo, if combed down and to the right rather than back and to the left, as I usually wear it, is, in fact, Emo hair.

I think it must be destiny or something.

It's never too late!

Hey, we're the same age. When's your birthday?

I turn 43 in July.

OH GOD NEVER MIND YOU ARE LIKE A YEAR YOUNGER. I CAN TECHNICALLY EVEN CALL YOU KIDDO.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NOT REALLY.

Congratulations on making it to your 40s! That's quite an accomplishment for many of us, given unwise living in our younger years.

[Bruno]

NOT REALLY.

Congratulations on making it to your 40s! That's quite an accomplishment for many of us, given unwise living in our younger years.

Still trying to decide if it was a good idea.