http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/16/drunk-florida-man-sets-self-on-fire-while-lighting-halloween-cross-burning-prank/
QuotePalm Bay police described the incident as a "prank" that included using candles and gasoline to light a wooden cross along the side of his home.
"It started as some kind of prank apparently and involved a wooden cross," Martinez explained. "We don't know if he was trying to light the cross or the candles but when he did, his clothes caught fire."
Hail Eris.
This is missing any bath salts. Feels wrong.
Florida has bath salts in the air, just like Boston air is full of drunk.
It was a special moment between a very stupid man and Murphy's Law. I'll thank you all to show some respect for this most blessed union of events.