A poem about reading books

[Cain]

by [name removed to protect the innocent]

I love getting out on the dance floor
And shaking my bum for a laugh
But sometimes I just want a quiet night in
With a jolly good book in the bath.

I suddenly see the appeal of the Senor Limpio/Hotsuma position on this.

[East Coast Hustle]

well then, I fear I may be about to disappoint you...

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