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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Texas police can get search warrants based on the 'prediction of a future crime,' judge notes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/18/texas-police-can-get-search-warrants-based-on-the-prediction-of-a-future-crime-judge-notes/

(Note that the ruling depends on the "independent source doctrine" which we saw pop up with the CIA/DEA shenanigans.)

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Since when did the Constitution ever apply here? Cibolo just passed an ordinance prohibiting the sale of alcohol within 300 feet of a church or school. Yee haw. 

In other news:
...

In Cibolo, said ordinance does not apply to DEA agents, unless otherwise specified, entrapment does not constitute standard operating procedure, in Cibolo...

In Cibolo, they don't use them fancy three-syllable words.

Which is why they pronounce the name of the town "siblow".

Precisely.
They DO use three syllables for the county name, though. "Guada-loop". 

That's pretty high tone.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Texas police can get search warrants based on the 'prediction of a future crime,' judge notes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/18/texas-police-can-get-search-warrants-based-on-the-prediction-of-a-future-crime-judge-notes/

(Note that the ruling depends on the "independent source doctrine" which we saw pop up with the CIA/DEA shenanigans.)

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Since when did the Constitution ever apply here? Cibolo just passed an ordinance prohibiting the sale of alcohol within 300 feet of a church or school. Yee haw. 

In other news:
...

In Cibolo, said ordinance does not apply to DEA agents, unless otherwise specified, entrapment does not constitute standard operating procedure, in Cibolo...

In Cibolo, they don't use them fancy three-syllable words.

Which is why they pronounce the name of the town "siblow".

Precisely.
They DO use three syllables for the county name, though. "Guada-loop". 

That's pretty high tone.

I bet they can do gazintas just purty as Jethro.

[minuspace]

Texas police can get search warrants based on the 'prediction of a future crime,' judge notes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/18/texas-police-can-get-search-warrants-based-on-the-prediction-of-a-future-crime-judge-notes/

(Note that the ruling depends on the "independent source doctrine" which we saw pop up with the CIA/DEA shenanigans.)

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Since when did the Constitution ever apply here? Cibolo just passed an ordinance prohibiting the sale of alcohol within 300 feet of a church or school. Yee haw. 

In other news:
...

In Cibolo, said ordinance does not apply to DEA agents, unless otherwise specified, entrapment does not constitute standard operating procedure, in Cibolo...

In Cibolo, they don't use them fancy three-syllable words.

Which is why they pronounce the name of the town "siblow".

Precisely.
They DO use three syllables for the county name, though. "Guada-loop". 

That's pretty high tone.

I bet they can do gazintas just purty as Jethro.

Both brass and wood-winds wax fantastic, I hear.

[Payne]

This is going to be great at court. "Presumed innocent until proved guilty however he's here because we have evidence that he's guilty. So sentencing...."

Between this, the pussy riot and bitcoin threads, it's like all my comedy wishes coming true.

We don't run around wasting our time arresting innocent people.

If you have a problem with that statement, maybe you have something to hide.

This is one of the most chillingly Truthful^TM statements I have ever read.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Texas police can get search warrants based on the 'prediction of a future crime,' judge notes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/18/texas-police-can-get-search-warrants-based-on-the-prediction-of-a-future-crime-judge-notes/

(Note that the ruling depends on the "independent source doctrine" which we saw pop up with the CIA/DEA shenanigans.)

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Just saw this. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Texas police can get search warrants based on the 'prediction of a future crime,' judge notes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/18/texas-police-can-get-search-warrants-based-on-the-prediction-of-a-future-crime-judge-notes/

(Note that the ruling depends on the "independent source doctrine" which we saw pop up with the CIA/DEA shenanigans.)

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Since when did the Constitution ever apply here? Cibolo just passed an ordinance prohibiting the sale of alcohol within 300 feet of a church or school. Yee haw. 

In other news:
http://www.northjersey.com/obituaries/Goldstein_publisher_of_Screw_magazine_dies_in_NY.html

Sooo... grocery store near a school or church can't sell wine or beer? WTF? What happens when a new school or church opens, do all the grocery stores have to stop selling wine and beer?

[Salty]

 




ALL THAT FREE POWER IS IRRISPONSIBLE.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Texas police can get search warrants based on the 'prediction of a future crime,' judge notes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/18/texas-police-can-get-search-warrants-based-on-the-prediction-of-a-future-crime-judge-notes/

(Note that the ruling depends on the "independent source doctrine" which we saw pop up with the CIA/DEA shenanigans.)

HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Since when did the Constitution ever apply here? Cibolo just passed an ordinance prohibiting the sale of alcohol within 300 feet of a church or school. Yee haw. 

In other news:
http://www.northjersey.com/obituaries/Goldstein_publisher_of_Screw_magazine_dies_in_NY.html

Sooo... grocery store near a school or church can't sell wine or beer? WTF? What happens when a new school or church opens, do all the grocery stores have to stop selling wine and beer?

That's not specified. They haven't even updated their website, the most recent thing I could find was the election flyer. http://www.cibolotx.gov/Search/Results?searchPhrase=alcohol%20church&page=1&perPage=10

I don't think they've thought it out that far. 

[inode_buddha]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/27/new-york-nsa-phone-surveillance/4219055

"NEW YORK (AP) — A federal judge on Friday found that the National Security Agency's bulk collection of millions of Americans' telephone records is legal and a valuable part of the nation's arsenal to counter the threat of terrorism."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/27/new-york-nsa-phone-surveillance/4219055

"NEW YORK (AP) — A federal judge on Friday found that the National Security Agency's bulk collection of millions of Americans' telephone records is legal and a valuable part of the nation's arsenal to counter the threat of terrorism."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cain]

All those two possible terrorist plots, which had more to do with American citizens financing terrorism overseas, were a vital threat to national security and totally justify re-routing the entire internet traffic through Fort Meade.  No, really.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

All those two possible terrorist plots, which had more to do with American citizens financing terrorism overseas, were a vital threat to national security and totally justify re-routing the entire internet traffic through Fort Meade.  No, really.

I think we do this sort of shit because we've forgotten how to do anything else.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/27/new-york-nsa-phone-surveillance/4219055

"NEW YORK (AP) — A federal judge on Friday found that the National Security Agency's bulk collection of millions of Americans' telephone records is legal and a valuable part of the nation's arsenal to counter the threat of terrorism."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's NECESSARY to spy on Americans!

Nobody remembers what Watergate was about, do they?

[Odibex Grallspice]

Sure. Watergate was about Liddy eating rats to concur his fear of them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/27/new-york-nsa-phone-surveillance/4219055

"NEW YORK (AP) — A federal judge on Friday found that the National Security Agency's bulk collection of millions of Americans' telephone records is legal and a valuable part of the nation's arsenal to counter the threat of terrorism."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's NECESSARY to spy on Americans!

Nobody remembers what Watergate was about, do they?

Never heard of the guy.